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[Kylan]

You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth-Meatloaf

*Grins Big*

I knew I'd been missing you dang it! (((Big hugs)))
Seems I just can't find enough time in the day lately to even log on long or at all, starting to miss everyone. Hehe..especially after reading your last post!
Not sure how long I'll be here, starting to fade hehe...the yawns are telltale sign lol.

How's Kylan??? whatcha been doing these days? The bathroom finished yet?

Have I Told You Lately That I Love You? ~ Van Morrison

I missed you as well Ms. Teaze... 'specially that gorgeous smile you got going on

I'm very well thanks for askin'...Yup, the bathroom is finished...ish. Now for the Dining room I know where you're coming from about not having enough time in the day.

 

[Kylan]

Hello Hello I'm Back Again , Kinky Machine



*havn't been on for a bit, just saying hello to one of my favorite special friends, two of them..several really

Hi there Mr.Kylan
Essa
LM

joey too

Where The Hell Have You Been?? ~ Gilbert O''sullivan

Hiya gorgeous, I hope all is well. Dang but I missed your pretty face around here.

 

[asian_princess]

lmfao...wrong thread...

forgive me its 5:30 am



Ky-Ky McFluffikins!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pokes* where you been hiding?!! Good to see you around, Dark Lord of Bunnies..

 

[joeys-game]

You Look Like I Need A Drink ~ Against Me

Why thank you, bud. I didn't know you felt that way about me -- Nawww, my knee lost a minor tiff with a knife a couple of years. It's not a pretty sight -- Well, one of us checks on Your Picture Thread most days.

I get this uncanny feeling that you didn't believe me about the welts

Warren G - What's Next

*bloody hell, i meant..oh never mind what i mant..sure kylan , course i 'fel' that way about you, whats not to like?*

oh the welts you so like to inflict..those ones?

 

[Kylan]

lmfao...wrong thread...

forgive me its 5:30 am



Ky-Ky McFluffikins!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pokes* where you been hiding?!! Good to see you around, Dark Lord of Bunnies..

Everything Must Belong Somewhere ~ Bright Eyes

Nothing to forgive...it made my evening to see you.

Asian O' Princessness, nice to see you booboobunbuns. I was hiding in your wardrobe, but you never come home so I returned to England land.

 

[Kylan]

Warren G - What's Next

*bloody hell, i meant..oh never mind what i mant..sure kylan , course i 'fel' that way about you, whats not to like?*

oh the welts you so like to inflict..those ones?

Let's Break The Law ~ Sodom

I couldn't agree more, although others seem to struggle to see how perfect I am...perhaps they dislike my modesty.

What are these 'welts' you speak of?

 

[lovemonster]

Scared Of Girls ~ Placebo

I am not infuriated by you dagnabbit. *throws Homer J Simpson Slippers at cat* Damn, now I've done it.

O.k I shall try, but be quick...and I want the essay scanned in, none of this copy/paste malarkey.

I'm lucky, I forget all my dreams five minutes after I wake up. I can just watch repeats in bliss. It's a bit like 'U.K Gold'

Don't Be Afraid - Air Supply

Of course you're not sweetie, I'm the least infuriating person I know. That's why you're infuriated with me.

I'm sorry, my dog ate my essay......I'll have to start it all over again

LOL, but with slightly less comedy element I'd imagine....

 

[Essa]

Don't Bug Me - Jimmy Buffet

Well, that wouldn't do at all now, would it? Couldn't you put the rest off until tomorrow?

Oh, I could see that at a glance...

I'm sure you do, therefore the burden should be light to carry

Bugz On My Nugz Insane Clown Posse


I 'spose I could but then what would happen to tomorrows bunch of Men?

Yep My family and hers have such a lot in common, I also allure Men by speaking many foreign languages, mostly oral

My burden is now as light as a feather, I'm glad you got off my shoulder

 

[Essa]

Jealous Again, Kane & Abel -

Tell Me Why? ~ Elvis Presley

Hey joey missed your post the other day, we both posted at the same time, hope you're doing good

 

[Essa]

Hello Hello I'm Back Again , Kinky Machine



*havn't been on for a bit, just saying hello to one of my favorite special friends, two of them..several really

Hi there Mr.Kylan
Essa
LM

joey too

It's Good To See You ~ Don Williams

Hey a.j good to see ya, don't leave it so long next time, us girls gotta have fun...kick Him off the p.c

 

[lovemonster]

Bugz On My Nugz Insane Clown Posse


I 'spose I could but then what would happen to tomorrows bunch of Men?

Yep My family and hers have such a lot in common, I also allure Men by speaking many foreign languages, mostly oral

My burden is now as light as a feather, I'm glad you got off my shoulder

The Pain Gets Worse - Archive

Well, I'd look after them until you were ready

What do you mean, 'mostly'

I needed the loo, back now though

 

[Essa]

The Pain Gets Worse - Archive

Well, I'd look after them until you were ready

What do you mean, 'mostly'

I needed the loo, back now though

Love Is Pain ~ Amanda Perez

Aww thanks I'll send you a box over second class

O.k you got me there, always then, I have a wonderful technique

Damn, I knew it was to good to last, are ya comfy? I'm not, could ya just get your foot out my nose

 

[lovemonster]

Love Is Pain ~ Amanda Perez

Aww thanks I'll send you a box over second class

O.k you got me there, always then, I have a wonderful technique

Damn, I knew it was to good to last, are ya comfy? I'm not, could ya just get your foot out my nose

Here Comes The Pain Again - Babyface

You're a tightwad.....mind you'll I'll send them back second class as well...

I'm sure you have, but I want references

No, your shoulders are a bit bony, can you grab me that pillow please?

 

[Essa]

Here Comes The Pain Again - Babyface

You're a tightwad.....mind you'll I'll send them back second class as well...

I'm sure you have, but I want references

No, your shoulders are a bit bony, can you grab me that pillow please?

Take It Like A Woman ~ Alice Cooper

O.k maybe I was being a bit generous there, how about I send them with no postage and you pay the other side?

I'll go through my little black book and ask them to contact you

Here we go, oops that was a bit hard, are you o.k there on the floor? sorry

 

[lovemonster]

Take It Like A Woman ~ Alice Cooper

O.k maybe I was being a bit generous there, how about I send them with no postage and you pay the other side?

I'll go through my little black book and ask them to contact you

Here we go, oops that was a bit hard, are you o.k there on the floor? sorry

I Don't Want The Night To End - Bette Midler

How about you send them first class and I'll make them walk back?

Lovely, perhaps you could give me their numbers too?

I'm fine thanks, I was thinking of moving to the other shoulder anyway

 

[joeys-game]

Let's Break The Law ~ Sodom

I couldn't agree more, although others seem to struggle to see how perfect I am...perhaps they dislike my modesty.

What are these 'welts' you speak of?

Take The Rap , Nazareth


*the 'others' must be blind!*
perfectrion is hard to come by these days.
*welts, you know the ones..you surely warm your woman's behind, on a regular basis..or so i'm led to believe*

 

[TeeTee]

Have I Told You Lately That I Love You? ~ Van Morrison

I missed you as well Ms. Teaze... 'specially that gorgeous smile you got going on

I'm very well thanks for askin'...Yup, the bathroom is finished...ish. Now for the Dining room I know where you're coming from about not having enough time in the day.

Memories Are Made Of This-Dean Martin

Sorry Kylan, no smiles today I'm afraid. The time has come, the Lymphoma cancer has got the best of our family dog. The vet gave us some sleeping pills to give her before we bring her in. Just waiting for the pills to kick in now. Tis a very sad day indeed. I truely hate this part, my heart is breaking in a million pieces right now.
I'll try and catch up with you in the next coupla days or so...

 

[Kylan]

Don't Be Afraid - Air Supply

Of course you're not sweetie, I'm the least infuriating person I know. That's why you're infuriated with me.

I'm sorry, my dog ate my essay......I'll have to start it all over again

LOL, but with slightly less comedy element I'd imagine....

Only You Can Save Me ~ The 69 Eyes

Wow, you must live a pretty sheltered life

Yes, you will...but I fail to see why you told me that. Just get on with it.

You mean there's comedy on 'UK Gold' ?! Maybe I keep missing in because I watch 'UK Gold+1'

 

[Kylan]

Take The Rap , Nazareth


*the 'others' must be blind!*
perfectrion is hard to come by these days.
*welts, you know the ones..you surely warm your woman's behind, on a regular basis..or so i'm led to believe*

What Have You Done? ~ Bardot

I reckon they're blinded by my rugged good looks so they can't see that I'm perfect in every way. I'm sure you have the same problem.

Me, raise a wide leather belt and bring it down across both her fleshy ass, causing her to cry out and gasp as a shudder runs through her, her eyes fluttering for a moment before she looks up at me from under her sex-slit? -- Why I could never even imagine doing such a thing, whatever gave you that idea?

 

[Kylan]

Memories Are Made Of This-Dean Martin

Sorry Kylan, no smiles today I'm afraid. The time has come, the Lymphoma cancer has got the best of our family dog. The vet gave us some sleeping pills to give her before we bring her in. Just waiting for the pills to kick in now. Tis a very sad day indeed. I truely hate this part, my heart is breaking in a million pieces right now.
I'll try and catch up with you in the next coupla days or so...

Remember The Good Times ~ Scorpions

Aww Ms Tease, I'm sincerely sorry to hear that. This confounded medium and my lack of word-power could never express the sorrow I feel. Our thoughts are with you and yours. I am well aware that you will never forget, but I hope the memory of your frolics together soon take precedent over the sadness you're feeling.

 

[joeys-game]

What Have You Done? ~ Bardot

I reckon they're blinded by my rugged good looks so they can't see that I'm perfect in every way. I'm sure you have the same problem.

Me, raise a wide leather belt and bring it down across both her fleshy ass, causing her to cry out and gasp as a shudder runs through her, her eyes fluttering for a moment before she looks up at me from under her sex-slit? -- Why I could never even imagine doing such a thing, whatever gave you that idea?

A Man Could Get Arrested , Pet Shop Boys

So buddy, you think i'm ruggedly good looking Why thankyou, you s.... well thanks

Her eyes take on that hot and sexy "please fuck me " look and she moans softly, in anticipation of the next blow, raising her pink ass just a little from the bed*

No, i'm sure you have absolutely no idea

 

[Kylan]

A Man Could Get Arrested , Pet Shop Boys

So buddy, you think i'm ruggedly good looking Why thankyou, you s.... well thanks

Her eyes take on that hot and sexy "please fuck me " look and she moans softly, in anticipation of the next blow, raising her pink ass just a little from the bed*

No, i'm sure you have absolutely no idea

Did You Steal My Money? ~ The Who

Nawww, I was being sarcastic. I got the emoticon thing wrong

*Without hesitation the belt rains down like the tail of some prehistoric demon across the back of her thighs. Again she gives out a breathy cry, her brows arch, eyes shut tightly in an expression of pain.

"I want to fuck you. I want the men I hire to fuck you. I want that camera to fuck you and every man that watches the film to fuck you in his head as he jerks off. I want them to dream about treating you like a junkie whore, cumming on you, beating you, pissing on you...about trashing you just the way you know you deserve it." *

Nope, no idea whatsoever.

 

[joeys-game]

Did You Steal My Money? ~ The Who

Nawww, I was being sarcastic. I got the emoticon thing wrong

*Without hesitation the belt rains down like the tail of some prehistoric demon across the back of her thighs. Again she gives out a breathy cry, her brows arch, eyes shut tightly in an expression of pain.

"I want to fuck you. I want the men I hire to fuck you. I want that camera to fuck you and every man that watches the film to fuck you in his head as he jerks off. I want them to dream about treating you like a junkie whore, cumming on you, beating you, pissing on you...about trashing you just the way you know you deserve it." *

Nope, no idea whatsoever.

Dirty Money , Clipse

Its okay, i know

*Turning her head just slightly, she gives you that look, yes that one. She revels in her pain , she inhales your filthy dialogue, tasting it, testing it, feeling how it fits. The angle of her spread thighs gives a full view of her moisture, her swollen lips, her arousal is intoxicating. Yoe stand still, only a slight increase in your heartrate, your controlled and have control of your body, but only barely. "

 

[Kylan]

Dirty Money , Clipse

Its okay, i know

*Turning her head just slightly, she gives you that look, yes that one. She revels in her pain , she inhales your filthy dialogue, tasting it, testing it, feeling how it fits. The angle of her spread thighs gives a full view of her moisture, her swollen lips, her arousal is intoxicating. Yoe stand still, only a slight increase in your heartrate, your controlled and have control of your body, but only barely. "

Money For Nothing ~ Dire Straits

You do? Damngit, who told you?

*The hard belt comes down across the filthy whores legs, just above her knee-hollows, driving her forward on her toes, her legs tensing up, her head arching upward in a glorious image of female suffering,

Tossing the belt on a chair, a leash is attached to her collar and she is led out of the room and into the shadows of the warehouse.*

 

[TeeTee]

Remember The Good Times ~ Scorpions

Aww Ms Tease, I'm sincerely sorry to hear that. This confounded medium and my lack of word-power could never express the sorrow I feel. Our thoughts are with you and yours. I am well aware that you will never forget, but I hope the memory of your frolics together soon take precedent over the sadness you're feeling.

I'll Remember You-Motley Crue

Ty Kylan, your compassion truely means a great deal to me. My heart is heavy but am doing better than earlier, have to be stronger now cuz of the kids and the vino does have a numbing effect right about now. Just wish i could sleep now