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[joeys-game]

You're A Fucking Bastard!! ~ The Exploited

I dunno, you know what these gorgeous gals are like, bad boys like you always do. Yup, me as well. It's not that I'm nosey, I just hate missing stuff

I gotta go get my beauty sleep, believe me, I need it. You take care Joey, been real good to see ya bud

Bloody Mother F**king Asshole, Martha Wainright.(get it right already)

*bad boys like me AND worse bad boys like you mebbe*

Its been good to see you too kylan, have a restfull sleep friend*

 

[Essa]

Loudmouth! - The Ramones

Yes, but your man's strange. Normal men might be a bit freaked by them

LOL, yup seems you do. So you don't want my fluffy polo mint any more then?

Back in it's carrycase maybe? Ner nicki ner ner!

Big Mouth ~ Oxymoron

Well I've had my fair share of strange and normal and I'm pleased to say I haven't disappointed yet

They'll be more chance of hell freezing over than me getting my hands on your mint, I've decided to visit a jumble sale and rummage through their clothes to get me own, along with a string of them false pearls if you were as common as me you'd remember them

I hope the next time you take it outside it pisses it down and it blows up

 

[lovemonster]

Big Mouth ~ Oxymoron

Well I've had my fair share of strange and normal and I'm pleased to say I haven't disappointed yet

They'll be more chance of hell freezing over than me getting my hands on your mint, I've decided to visit a jumble sale and rummage through their clothes to get me own, along with a string of them false pearls if you were as common as me you'd remember them

I hope the next time you take it outside it pisses it down and it blows up

Shut Up! - Madness

LOL, or they've been too afraid to tell you otherwise

Yup. And if you find one, I bet it won't have as much fluff on as mine. Oooh, false pearls, so stylish I remember 'em well....

Now that's not very friendly is it.....I wouldn't be as daft as to take it outside when it's raining.....or if I did, I'd at least take an umbrella

 

[Essa]

Shut Up! - Madness

LOL, or they've been too afraid to tell you otherwise

Yup. And if you find one, I bet it won't have as much fluff on as mine. Oooh, false pearls, so stylish I remember 'em well....

Now that's not very friendly is it.....I wouldn't be as daft as to take it outside when it's raining.....or if I did, I'd at least take an umbrella

Back Off Bitch ~ Guns''n''roses

You're probably right there, 'cause if they said owt I'd have knocked them into next week with my biggest one

I bet it will, these old uns are known for forgetting where they put their mints, bet it will be treble fluffy I used to think I was the bees knees with them, before I found men...

Aww sorry you're right it wasn't very friendly, I hope you've got holes in your brolly

 

[lovemonster]

Back Off Bitch ~ Guns''n''roses

You're probably right there, 'cause if they said owt I'd have knocked them into next week with my biggest one

I bet it will, these old uns are known for forgetting where they put their mints, bet it will be treble fluffy I used to think I was the bees knees with them, before I found men...

Aww sorry you're right it wasn't very friendly, I hope you've got holes in your brolly

Make Me! - Heart

Yep, that's what I thought.

Nah, they always check their pockets before they put anything into jumble in case they find an old pair of glasses or false teeth or something... Yeah, I used to think I looked pretty good in 'em too....strange that

You're welcome. And my brolly has got holes in it. So I put another one over the top of it just to be safe

 

[Essa]

Make Me! - Heart

Yep, that's what I thought.

Nah, they always check their pockets before they put anything into jumble in case they find an old pair of glasses or false teeth or something... Yeah, I used to think I looked pretty good in 'em too....strange that

You're welcome. And my brolly has got holes in it. So I put another one over the top of it just to be safe

You Ain't So Tough ~ Heart

They're an excellent weapon of distruction

True, but I might get lucky and find a box of snuff I used to be first in the queue and barge everyone out the way to get my hands on them, funny how people never change isn't it?

I'll just hold out for a lightning bolt then

 

[lovemonster]

You Ain't So Tough ~ Heart

They're an excellent weapon of distruction

True, but I might get lucky and find a box of snuff I used to be first in the queue and barge everyone out the way to get my hands on them, funny how people never change isn't it?

I'll just hold out for a lightning bolt then

Tougher Than The Rest - Bruce Springsteen

Yes, I'm surprised George Bush hasn't declared war on you yet

Ohhh, that's usually on the White Elephant table isn't it, there's always a box with some remnants left in it I'm surprised the old ladies let you barge through, they're bloody dangerous at a jumble sale

No, they're reserved for whenever you mention that you're innocent

 

[Essa]

Tougher Than The Rest - Bruce Springsteen

Yes, I'm surprised George Bush hasn't declared war on you yet

Ohhh, that's usually on the White Elephant table isn't it, there's always a box with some remnants left in it I'm surprised the old ladies let you barge through, they're bloody dangerous at a jumble sale

No, they're reserved for whenever you mention that you're innocent

In Your Dreams ~ Rpwl

Give Him time He'll get around to me eventually

Yep that's right, oh the memories I used to love rummaging, still do they never stood a chance I was so small I went between their legs, there I go again, some things never change

Bloody hell I better duck then

 

[lovemonster]

In Your Dreams ~ Rpwl

Give Him time He'll get around to me eventually

Yep that's right, oh the memories I used to love rummaging, still do they never stood a chance I was so small I went between their legs, there I go again, some things never change

Bloody hell I better duck then

Do You Think I Really Care? - The Rolling Stones

Yup, he's just waiting for confirmation that they don't exist before declaring war on you for having them

LOL....jumble sales.....memories......all the crap I used to bring home, my mum used to go mental....

You can run but you can't hide

 

[Essa]

Do You Think I Really Care? - The Rolling Stones

Yup, he's just waiting for confirmation that they don't exist before declaring war on you for having them

LOL....jumble sales.....memories......all the crap I used to bring home, my mum used to go mental....

You can run but you can't hide

Damned If I Do ~ Alice Cooper

Does He normally wait for confirmation, I thought He made His own mind up

I know, a couple of days later you'd find all the crap you brought home bagged up ready to be sent to another jumble sale, I used to hide stuff but she always caught me

Actually I can't run, not in my heels, I'm quite good at hiding though

 

[lovemonster]

Damned If I Do ~ Alice Cooper

Does He normally wait for confirmation, I thought He made His own mind up

I know, a couple of days later you'd find all the crap you brought home bagged up ready to be sent to another jumble sale, I used to hide stuff but she always caught me

Actually I can't run, not in my heels, I'm quite good at hiding though

Up Yours! - Goo Goo Dolls

Yes, of course he does. When they confirm that they don't exist, he sends in the troops, didn't you know?

LOL, yup, and I do exactly the same to my two when they bring back trash from their school fetes

I'm sure it'll find you out somehow...

 

[Essa]

Up Yours! - Goo Goo Dolls

Yes, of course he does. When they confirm that they don't exist, he sends in the troops, didn't you know?

LOL, yup, and I do exactly the same to my two when they bring back trash from their school fetes

I'm sure it'll find you out somehow...

Ooohhhwee ~ Master P

Well I do now, good job mine are real then, I'm safe phew

Aww arn't we cruel, "yes babe that's lovely" as soon as they're in bed...bin

Oh I don't know, it'll have to find the keys first, even I don't know where they are

 

[lovemonster]

Ooohhhwee ~ Master P

Well I do now, good job mine are real then, I'm safe phew

Aww arn't we cruel, "yes babe that's lovely" as soon as they're in bed...bin

Oh I don't know, it'll have to find the keys first, even I don't know where they are

Fight Until We Die! - Manowar

You might be safe. But he might just send the troops in to see if there's any oil in them there hills...

ROFL, absolutely. It's a parent's job to piss their kids off. Ours did it to us after all

You think lightning bolts are worried about keys??

 

[Kylan]

Mine Is Yours To Drown In - Anathema

No, you can't mean little, innocent old me...

Oooh, now that sounds interesting. Can you show me how you do it so I can get it right?

Oh yes, if anyone was a poison dwarf it was her. I always thought Lucy Ewing was misunderstood.

I Want To Make You Sweat ~ UB40

Yes I mean little innocent ol’ you….Dangit, knowin’ you this could take some time.

I like to start by running my tongue at a funeral pace down, sometimes my mind wants to send my tongue elsewhere, but my will is stronger, so I continue down and then back up making fast, wet little circles.

Yup, but I must confess I laughed my head off at ‘The Man From Atlantis’ coming back in the shower - Yes…I’m sad, I know.

 

[Kylan]

Bloody Mother F**king Asshole, Martha Wainright.(get it right already)

*bad boys like me AND worse bad boys like you mebbe*

Its been good to see you too kylan, have a restfull sleep friend*

One More Fucking Time… ~ Motorhead

Hey, you’re much worse then me…I have my sources

I did thanks, I sincerely hope you managed to get a bit of shut-eye yourself, Joey. I thank you for the compliment, Sir *bows low*

 

[lovemonster]

I Want To Make You Sweat ~ UB40

Yes I mean little innocent ol’ you….Dangit, knowin’ you this could take some time.

I like to start by running my tongue at a funeral pace down, sometimes my mind wants to send my tongue elsewhere, but my will is stronger, so I continue down and then back up making fast, wet little circles.

Yup, but I must confess I laughed my head off at ‘The Man From Atlantis’ coming back in the shower - Yes…I’m sad, I know.

Nice And Wet - Gerald Levert

Not sweet, angelic, little innocent ol' me?? And I don't know what you mean....

That's an interesting technique. Perhaps you can give me a practical demonstration some time

Oh yes, that was a great piece of scriptwriting. The guy who thought of that was a genius.

 

[Essa]

Fight Until We Die! - Manowar

You might be safe. But he might just send the troops in to see if there's any oil in them there hills...

ROFL, absolutely. It's a parent's job to piss their kids off. Ours did it to us after all

You think lightning bolts are worried about keys??

Punch You In The Eye ~ Phish

There's plenty of baby oil, reckon I should be scared?

They sure did, it's one family tradition I ain't gonna break in a hurry, it's called...payback

Perhaps not, but I've been innocent for years and it ain't got me yet

 

[lovemonster]

Punch You In The Eye ~ Phish

There's plenty of baby oil, reckon I should be scared?

They sure did, it's one family tradition I ain't gonna break in a hurry, it's called...payback

Perhaps not, but I've been innocent for years and it ain't got me yet

Before You Hit The Ground? - Johnny Lang

Yup, if there's anything he can make money out of, he'll be in there like a shot

Sounds good to me. Have you done the 'embarrassing mum' thing to you boys yet? Shown any girlfriends baby photos?

LOL....Essa and innocent are two words never seen in a sentence together without 'is not' in between them.

 

[Essa]

Before You Hit The Ground? - Johnny Lang

Yup, if there's anything he can make money out of, he'll be in there like a shot

Sounds good to me. Have you done the 'embarrassing mum' thing to you boys yet? Shown any girlfriends baby photos?

LOL....Essa and innocent are two words never seen in a sentence together without 'is not' in between them.

Lights Out ~ Punchline

Better put some more on then, I wouldn't mind a whole load of soldiers turning up at my front door

Guess what? she's here right now, she only managed a few minutes in here with me before they ran off upstairs

They're always seen together...well in my mind anyway

 

[lovemonster]

Lights Out ~ Punchline

Better put some more on then, I wouldn't mind a whole load of soldiers turning up at my front door

Guess what? she's here right now, she only managed a few minutes in here with me before they ran off upstairs

They're always seen together...well in my mind anyway

Knock 'Em Out - Lily Allen

Just watch where they put those oil wells

LOL, you mean you didn't get to tell her the story about how he used to wet the bed until he was 12?

Yes, and we know exactly what your mind is like

 

[Essa]

Knock 'Em Out - Lily Allen

Just watch where they put those oil wells

LOL, you mean you didn't get to tell her the story about how he used to wet the bed until he was 12?

Yes, and we know exactly what your mind is like

Raise Your Fists ~ Running Wild

Well there's certainly plenty of room

Been there done that I'm not that slow, the poor girl has just been paraded around like a cow at market, if meeting the rest of the clan hasn't put her off for life, nothing will

Erm...pure and completely innocent?

 

[joeys-game]

One More Fucking Time… ~ Motorhead

Hey, you’re much worse then me…I have my sources

I did thanks, I sincerely hope you managed to get a bit of shut-eye yourself, Joey. I thank you for the compliment, Sir *bows low*

Not Enough , 3 Doors Down

*what sources, you have my curiosity up now*

*yeah i got a bit, finnally. Your welcome *

 

[Kylan]

Nice And Wet - Gerald Levert

Not sweet, angelic, little innocent ol' me?? And I don't know what you mean....

That's an interesting technique. Perhaps you can give me a practical demonstration some time

Oh yes, that was a great piece of scriptwriting. The guy who thought of that was a genius.

Slip Of The Tongue ~ Whitesnake

Yes, dangit, sweet little angelic you. And you do know what I mean. I'm warning you, don't kep infuriating me because this is the Internet and there's nothing I can do to stop you.

Nawww, I've a few other techniques I wouldn't mind trying out though...but I'm to shy to say.

I know, he was a real Oscar Wilde, wasn't he? I reckon he had to have Irish blood in his veins to take the Mick thataway

 

[Kylan]

Not Enough , 3 Doors Down

*what sources, you have my curiosity up now*

*yeah i got a bit, finnally. Your welcome *

Don't Be That Way ~ Ella Fitzgerald

Well, I've been sworn to secrecy and I never break a promise so all I can say is she's damn pretty, intelligent, witty and want's to see you in a maids outfit.

Good to hear. I seem to drop off a bit better in the Summer. Maybe it's cause I sleep near the edge of the bed because that female of mine is so hot

 

[Essa]

Don't Be That Way ~ Ella Fitzgerald

Why Not? ~ Frank Zappa