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[Essa]

Why Not Now? - George Strait

Yeah, me too. Nothing we say could possibly be of any interest to anyone

Just a slight one. I'll get back to you on it

Oh, I didn't say there wasn't juiciness.....

Cleaning Day ~ Altar

You're so right, just a load of old gibble gabble...but I like it

Jeez anyone would think I was asking for the impossible

Well come on then spill, you know how nosy I am

 

[lovemonster]

Cleaning Day ~ Altar

You're so right, just a load of old gibble gabble...but I like it

Jeez anyone would think I was asking for the impossible

Well come on then spill, you know how nosy I am

Housework? - B52's

Yeah, it keeps me occupied for a while

Well, not quite the impossible. But near as dammit.

Oh, you think I'm that easy do ya?

 

[Essa]

Housework? - B52's

Yeah, it keeps me occupied for a while

Well, not quite the impossible. But near as dammit.

Oh, you think I'm that easy do ya?

On My Knees ~ Heaven''s Gate


Me too, while I'm waiting for the floor to dry

And there was me thinking you could handle a 'lil pain

Nope, not at all, I just want the gossip

 

[lovemonster]

On My Knees ~ Heaven''s Gate


Me too, while I'm waiting for the floor to dry

And there was me thinking you could handle a 'lil pain

Nope, not at all, I just want the gossip

Dust My Broom? - Dr. Feelgood

You mean you've stopped working to post on here?? That's outrageous.

A lil' pain....having my scalp ripped off sounds fairly major to me, perhaps I'm just a wuss...

But if I tell you, you might go and gossip about me to others...

 

[Essa]

Dust My Broom? - Dr. Feelgood

You mean you've stopped working to post on here?? That's outrageous.

A lil' pain....having my scalp ripped off sounds fairly major to me, perhaps I'm just a wuss...

But if I tell you, you might go and gossip about me to others...

Sweeping The World ~ Skymning

I sure have actually I'm expecting Him home in a mo and the wax on the floor is still wet

You'd get used to it after a while believe me

Isn't that what gossips normally do?

 

[lovemonster]

Sweeping The World ~ Skymning

I sure have actually I'm expecting Him home in a mo and the wax on the floor is still wet

You'd get used to it after a while believe me

Isn't that what gossips normally do?

Cleaning Windows? - Van Morrisson

Ooooh, someone's gonna be in trouble.....

You mean you expect me to have my scalp ripped off more than once???

Yeah, which is why I'm not telling you anything

 

[Essa]

Cleaning Windows? - Van Morrisson

Ooooh, someone's gonna be in trouble.....

You mean you expect me to have my scalp ripped off more than once???

Yeah, which is why I'm not telling you anything

Bricks And Windows ~ Brandtson

Yep that's what I'm hoping for

Well I only want to borrow it the once, what you do with it after that is up to you

Damn...spoilsport

I'm off for a bit, catch ya later

 

[lovemonster]

Bricks And Windows ~ Brandtson

Yep that's what I'm hoping for

Well I only want to borrow it the once, what you do with it after that is up to you

Damn...spoilsport

I'm off for a bit, catch ya later

Breaking Glass - David Bowie

You wicked, wicked woman

Oh, thanks for that, can you send back a tube of superglue with it please?

Hehehehe

Have fun...both of you....

 

[Essa]

Breaking Glass - David Bowie

You wicked, wicked woman

Oh, thanks for that, can you send back a tube of superglue with it please?

Hehehehe

Have fun...both of you....

Shattered Pieces ~ Otep

I sure am that

I will if you send me the money to buy it and the postage, I can't afford luxuries you know

Are you sure you couldn't give me just a little to whet my appetite?

 

[lovemonster]

Shattered Pieces ~ Otep

I sure am that

I will if you send me the money to buy it and the postage, I can't afford luxuries you know

Are you sure you couldn't give me just a little to whet my appetite?

Walking On Broken Glass - Annie Lennox

And don't we all know it

Nope, I'm sure He's got some floating about, he tells me about it often enough

Nope, not even a snippet.

 

[Essa]

Walking On Broken Glass - Annie Lennox

And don't we all know it

Nope, I'm sure He's got some floating about, he tells me about it often enough

Nope, not even a snippet.

Rotten, Shattered, Burned And Spoiled ~ Scent Of Flesh

Yep you all do

Are you sure you've got the right Man there, I can guarantee there's no spare here, it's used as quick as it's bought

Double damn and blast

 

[lovemonster]

Rotten, Shattered, Burned And Spoiled ~ Scent Of Flesh

Yep you all do

Are you sure you've got the right Man there, I can guarantee there's no spare here, it's used as quick as it's bought

Double damn and blast

Everything's Ruined! - Faith No More

I wonder where we get that idea from

Well, he was talking about a pot of industrial strength glue, perhaps you can siphon some off for me?

OK, I tell you what, come really close to the monitor and I'll whisper one little secret to you.....

 

[Essa]

Everything's Ruined! - Faith No More

I wonder where we get that idea from

Well, he was talking about a pot of industrial strength glue, perhaps you can siphon some off for me?

OK, I tell you what, come really close to the monitor and I'll whisper one little secret to you.....

Fuck It ~ Pro-pain

I haven't the faintest

I sometimes think we could do with one, my hairs getting tougher by the day

I can't believe you did that!!! are you not ashamed of yourself?

 

[lovemonster]

Fuck It ~ Pro-pain

I haven't the faintest

I sometimes think we could do with one, my hairs getting tougher by the day

I can't believe you did that!!! are you not ashamed of yourself?

Spoiled - Joss Stone

No, me either

I'm not surprised after what he tells me

Would you be ashamed of yourself??

 

[Essa]

Spoiled - Joss Stone

No, me either

I'm not surprised after what he tells me

Would you be ashamed of yourself??

Broken Before You ~ War Of Ages

I'm such an angel after all

After what He tells everyone, I'm not surprised either

Most certainly not, just be a bit more careful about cctv next time

 

[Kylan]

Must Be Doing Something Right - Billy Cureton

In that case you better forget all about it and go get some sleep

I heard that they'd used you as a guinea pig when they wanted to simulate what it was like getting 'Space Madness' -- Hang on, that's the definition of my job

ROFL....they get just enough 'sugar' to keep 'em sweet

Evil Woman!! Don't Play Your Games With Me! ~ Crow

I can't...can you tell me a bedtime story? Something by Stephen King

Hey, I'll have you know I was once deemed intelligent to work in an M&M's factory. Well, until they caught me chuckin' the W's away

You ever tried honey? If you use clothes-pegs (pins) it shouldn't drizzle off. See how helpful I am?

 

[joeys-game]

Is Anybody There? ~ John Hiatt

Yup, you hear right. But as I was saying to my good friend the pope, no-one believes I'm innocent...can't think why.

*****​

I feel a smile play across my lips as Joey’s handsome features twist into a grotesque face of primeval, masculine savagery - his eyes narrowing to heartless slits, his strong jaw clenching as the belt crackles, electrifying the air like a thunder storm on a hot, muggy summers evening.

Her first scream is shrill, a lovely unrepressed, uniquely female sound.

“Yeah, Joey. Let’s party…”

Snaking the braided lash forward across the dumb cunts waist, I allow it to coil around her strong hips, permit the leather tongue to savour it’s first taste of her fresh womanskin.

“Let you go? This is just a little warm-up, bitch…Remember - acceptance - acceptance - acceptance. That’s what this is all about. Learn to love the pain men give you."

Again I slash down, aiming for the piglets sloping back, this time from the shoulders to the flesh just above her asscheeks. The whip flashes ricochet off the tiled floor and into the shadows as fierce marks appear like ugly ski tracks in fresh snow from one side to the other of her creamy flesh and a trickle of womanblood blended with cuntjuice runs down the inside of her thighs.

"Nice...Ahh, yeahh...very nice..."

I start to slice my demanding violence on her fleshy asscheeks and upper thighs, watching the way she responds to each stroke, making each one count in its own special way, taking satisfaction as the whorelet dances like a demented marionette in some July forth parade. This little piglet is going please us, I can sense it. She is going to be one of the memorable ones. Yeah, this AJ is a fucking natural.

“We’ll make you famous…filthy fuckin’ cow. Pencil-dick Husbands and Fathers all over the country will wait until their brood-mares are asleep before goin’ to a dark room to watch this. Yeah… they’ll get more from this flick than their wives or street whores could ever dream of fuckin’ giving them.”

Yeah, I know how to pick ‘em. And how to work ‘em. Just the right shit to say.I worked her from the minute she stepped into ’Club Literotica’ - trying hard to be cool though underneath she was as innocent and impressionable as they come. And those big hoop ear-rings - cheap, tasteless trinkets. Typical stupid whore, really thought she was something.

“I think the little bitch is going out of it, Joey. You want to taste the little slut and see if you can’t put some life back into that fuckhole?”

Right Here Right Now, Liberty X


Watching kylan work the cunt makes my excitement peak, I can barely contain myself as I stand there, close to her flailing, writhing body, hearing her curses and her screams.

The way his leather 'snake' attacks her pale skin, biting into it, marking the innocent flesh, the life blood scents the entire room.

Along with the fear and the cursing and crying, her cunt leaks copious amounts of juice, mixing with the blood between her legs, snaking down her pretty legs. Her face a mask of pleasure and pain. My arousal is almpost more than i can stand, my cock so fuckin hard its going to rip my jeans. I take a brief second to slide my jeans down, over my hips, then kick them them the rest of the way free, left in boxer briefs, clinging to my overheated body. I gulp air and try to slow my heart down to a level that won't kill me, grabbing a container of water I turn it upside down, letting the icy liquid course over my flesh.

"fuck yeah kylan, don't stop man, thats what she wants, we both know it..."

“I think the little bitch is going out of it, Joey. You want to taste the little slut and see if you can’t put some life back into that fuckhole?”

Regaining some sense of mind I shift past kylan, pouring the rest of the icy water over his sweating body as i pass, smiling at his brief curse but knowing he needed that as much as i did.

Stopping in front of AJ, i kneel at her straining feet and look up at her, she is basically unconcious. I take kylans whip and run the handle up and down her inner thigh, slowly, letting the tip stroke her sex, watching the involuntary acceptance of her lust, despite her unconciouss state. The way she seems to reach for the handle with her pussy turns me on and i pull it away, only to tease her sex more the minuts she calms.

"fuck kylan, she is one hot bitch"

Slowly and almost gently I take one leg and pull it outward from her body, spreading her wide before attaching her ankle to a chain cuff that has been secured to the concrete floor. She begins to stir a l;ittle, i wait and lean in towards her, running the tip of my tounge almost over her clit, her exposed clit that begs to be touched, her pussy again gushing, she moans and then goes still. Quickly i take her other ankle, pulling her leg as wide as the first, her sex now on display, you can see her clit throb. Inhaling deeply, I again run my tounge over her, not her wanting clit this time, but teasingly across her puffy lips, never touching the clit , knowing how much she needs that.but unwilling to pleasure her.

"kylan, raise the bitch up a little please, i need her at just the right height"

I let my hand run over my hardness and wait for kylan.

 

[lovemonster]

Evil Woman!! Don't Play Your Games With Me! ~ Crow

I can't...can you tell me a bedtime story? Something by Stephen King

Hey, I'll have you know I was once deemed intelligent to work in an M&M's factory. Well, until they caught me chuckin' the W's away

You ever tried honey? If you use clothes-pegs (pins) it shouldn't drizzle off. See how helpful I am?

Who's Playin' Games? - Nate Dogg

Oooh yeah, any particular book you'd like? Pet Semetary's one of my faves....

If you were that clever you should have gone to the 'Smartie' factory instead then....see what I did there?

You are exceedingly helpful. And given your proclamations of innocence, I wonder where you pick these handy hints up from....

 

[Essa]

Who's Playin' Games? - Nate Dogg

Absolutely Everybody ~ Vanessa Amorosi

 

[lovemonster]

Broken Before You ~ War Of Ages

I'm such an angel after all

After what He tells everyone, I'm not surprised either

Most certainly not, just be a bit more careful about cctv next time

Battered Old Bird? - Elvis Costello

Of course you are.....ok, hoppin' back up your shoulder again.....

You've got no secrets there, have you?

Yes, I will make sure they get my best angle next time, he was covering my best bits up

Sorry I missed this earlier

 

[Essa]

Battered Old Bird? - Elvis Costello

Of course you are.....ok, hoppin' back up your shoulder again.....

You've got no secrets there, have you?

Yes, I will make sure they get my best angle next time, he was covering my best bits up

Sorry I missed this earlier

Tarred And Feathered ~ Sodom

Ouch, don't forget to shift after an hour

Nope no secrets, but plenty of stuff I wish I didn't know about

Damn, no point me requesting a copy of it then

Not a problem babes

 

[lovemonster]

Tarred And Feathered ~ Sodom

Ouch, don't forget to shift after an hour

Nope no secrets, but plenty of stuff I wish I didn't know about

Damn, no point me requesting a copy of it then

Not a problem babes

Home Cookin' - The Animals

OK, I'll just pop over to the other shoulder then, don't forget to remind me

You'll have to tell him to keep you in the dark more often. Oh, I forgot, he does that quite a lot, doesn't he....

Nope, they were gonna show on Britains Best CCTV clips but it wasn't explicit enough

 

[Essa]

Home Cookin' - The Animals

OK, I'll just pop over to the other shoulder then, don't forget to remind me

You'll have to tell him to keep you in the dark more often. Oh, I forgot, he does that quite a lot, doesn't he....

Nope, they were gonna show on Britains Best CCTV clips but it wasn't explicit enough

Cookin' (in The Kitchen Of Love) ~ Ringo Starr

I won't, but if you could get off altogether it would be a help

He sure does

Aww, well don't forget, next time you go out with Charlies Angels hair, just conveniently forget to put on any clothes

 

[lovemonster]

Cookin' (in The Kitchen Of Love) ~ Ringo Starr

I won't, but if you could get off altogether it would be a help

He sure does

Aww, well don't forget, next time you go out with Charlies Angels hair, just conveniently forget to put on any clothes

Some Like It Hot - Robert Palmer

No, you forgot, I'm your conscience and until you admit that you're no angel, here I stay

Sounds like fun mind you

Umm, I don't think I'll get allowed into the pub, they have a dress code. You have to wear some clothes for a start

 

[Kylan]

Who's Playin' Games? - Nate Dogg

Oooh yeah, any particular book you'd like? Pet Semetary's one of my faves....

If you were that clever you should have gone to the 'Smartie' factory instead then....see what I did there?

You are exceedingly helpful. And given your proclamations of innocence, I wonder where you pick these handy hints up from....

I Know You're Fucking Someone Else ~ Type O Negative

Oh, Oh, Oh...can it be 'The Shining'? Jack is my hero.

Nope, I musta missed it. You're just to much of a Smartie for me. I'm sure there's a factory somewhere that would employ you.

I watch a lot of T.V. Did you know 'Mr Sheen' cleans umpteen things clean? --- See what I done there...used a furniture polish advertisement and it's tag line to answer a post. I could be funny...all I lack is a sense of humour.