Singalonga Lit

[Kylan]

Stuff And Nonsense - Belinda Carlisle

Isn't that what I said? Never read Barbara Cartland. Mills and Boon or Silhouette were always my favourites

ROFL, yup, that wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.

Awwwww, that's so sweet. Total bollocks. But sweet.

The Drugs Not Working? ~ Ryan Adams

Oh dear, however are you going to cope when Mills and Boon introduce their virginity tests for readers?

In all fairness to Mrs. T, she did prove the point that nothing is wrong if one hundred politicians decide to do it.

Isn't freedom of speech is absolutely wonderful - I reckon it's right up there with the freedom not to listen.

 

[lovemonster]

The Drugs Not Working? ~ Ryan Adams

Oh dear, however are you going to cope when Mills and Boon introduce their virginity tests for readers?

In all fairness to Mrs. T, she did prove the point that nothing is wrong if one hundred politicians decide to do it.

Isn't freedom of speech is absolutely wonderful - I reckon it's right up there with the freedom not to listen.

High All The Time - 50 Cent

Hey, they're not all virgins any more mate, welcome to the 21st Century

Yup. She was also best friends with Pinochet. She couldn't have been all bad

It sure is, in fact, I choose not to listen quite often you know

 

[Essa]

Thank You! - Dido

ROFLMAO...you evil cow....

What, you mean you stand up in front of a choir and sing everything you say?

And everyone's too, so I've heard

No Problem ~ Don Williams

I can't help it if her voice sounded like a nail scratching down a blackboard, I'll have you know she caused me immense pain...and not of the good sort

I can tell you've never heard my voice then, if I stood up to sing in front of a choir they'd lynch me

You heard correct

 

[lovemonster]

No Problem ~ Don Williams

I can't help it if her voice sounded like a nail scratching down a blackboard, I'll have you know she caused me immense pain...and not of the good sort

I can tell you've never heard my voice then, if I stood up to sing in front of a choir they'd lynch me

You heard correct

My Kinda Woman - America

That may be so, but to wish the poor woman dead....after all she did for childline too....did I ever tell you I used to make prank calls to them?

Perhaps that's not a bad thing

Thought so

 

[Essa]

My Kinda Woman - America

That may be so, but to wish the poor woman dead....after all she did for childline too....did I ever tell you I used to make prank calls to them?

Perhaps that's not a bad thing

Thought so

A Woman, A Lover, A Friend? ~ Otis Redding

See, you're worst than me, I only wished her dead, you kept the poor woman in torment while she tried to find a way to rescue you

The boys love it when I sing, they singalong to their music, I join in and they disappear

Hey there's nowt wrong with a bit of brazen fun you know

 

[lovemonster]

A Woman, A Lover, A Friend? ~ Otis Redding

See, you're worst than me, I only wished her dead, you kept the poor woman in torment while she tried to find a way to rescue you

The boys love it when I sing, they singalong to their music, I join in and they disappear

Hey there's nowt wrong with a bit of brazen fun you know

Golddigger - Kanye West

Yeah, but it kept her busy, didn't it

Ohh, and I'm sure you sing at all the times you want to be alone, don't you

Did I say there was anything wrong with it?

 

[Essa]

Golddigger - Kanye West

Yeah, but it kept her busy, didn't it

Ohh, and I'm sure you sing at all the times you want to be alone, don't you

Did I say there was anything wrong with it?

Money Didn't Change Me ~ Three 6 Mafia

Yep it sure did until her untimely death

Nope I only sing when I want me and Him to be alone, it works a treat, and it's cheap

Gosh for a minute there I thought you thought there was

 

[lovemonster]

Money Didn't Change Me ~ Three 6 Mafia

Yep it sure did until her untimely death

Nope I only sing when I want me and Him to be alone, it works a treat, and it's cheap

Gosh for a minute there I thought you thought there was

No, Not Much - Four Lads

She's dead? When did that happen?

LOL, saves giving them a tenner to go to the cinema

Not at all, that would be rather hypocritical of me wouldn't it

 

[Kylan]

High All The Time - 50 Cent

Hey, they're not all virgins any more mate, welcome to the 21st Century

Yup. She was also best friends with Pinochet. She couldn't have been all bad

It sure is, in fact, I choose not to listen quite often you know

Higher Forms Of Pornography? ~ Pig Destroyer

You're not a virgin?? You mean you lied in that PM? Damn, there goes all my trust in women...again.

I dunno, I reckon that General Pinochet was evil cause of that thing he had in common with Britney Spears. I mean, they both managed to get people into football stadiums and torture them.

Just you remember this, young lady. Eagles may soar on high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

[joeys-game]

Gone ,Kelly Clarkson .

Hey you two, how you be?

 

[Kylan]

Gone ,Kelly Clarkson .

Hey you two, how you be?

Do You Know Where You're Going To? ~ Mariah Carey


Hiya Joey. I be very good. In fact, I'm thinking of moonlighting as a Saint at weekends.

I hope all is well on your corner of the cable/wireless.

 

[joeys-game]

Do You Know Where You're Going To? ~ Mariah Carey


Hiya Joey. I be very good. In fact, I'm thinking of moonlighting as a Saint at weekends.

I hope all is well on your corner of the cable/wireless.

Don't Matter - Akon


*a saint is it?.too late i took the job kylan*

will get back to that story this weekend too

 

[Kylan]

Don't Matter - Akon


*a saint is it?.too late i took the job kylan*

will get back to that story this weekend too

Do You Know The Way To San Jose? ~ Dionne Warwick

Dagnabbit Joey, I wanted that job of Sainthood. You, you, you, you, Joey you.

You've been off entertaining your harem of beautiful women again, haven't you? *sigh* It's true what the say, women just don't go for nice guys like me

 

[joeys-game]

Do You Know The Way To San Jose? ~ Dionne Warwick

Dagnabbit Joey, I wanted that job of Sainthood. You, you, you, you, Joey you.

You've been off entertaining your harem of beautiful women again, haven't you? *sigh* It's true what the say, women just don't go for nice guys like me

Don't Know Which Way To Go , Eric Clapton -


*well i had a heads up and im waaayyy gooder than you are kylan thee bad

 

[Kylan]

Don't Know Which Way To Go , Eric Clapton -


*well i had a heads up and im waaayyy gooder than you are kylan thee bad

Turn The Light On ~ Mark Owen

Nope. you're wayYyyYYyYYyy badder then me. I was told you clean your Y-fronts by hanging them on a nail outside and beating the crap outta them.

 

[lovemonster]

Higher Forms Of Pornography? ~ Pig Destroyer

You're not a virgin?? You mean you lied in that PM? Damn, there goes all my trust in women...again.

I dunno, I reckon that General Pinochet was evil cause of that thing he had in common with Britney Spears. I mean, they both managed to get people into football stadiums and torture them.

Just you remember this, young lady. Eagles may soar on high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Porno, Sex, Drugs, Lies, Money And Your Local Government - Death By Stereo

You mean you believed me?? Two kids by immaculate conception??? You daft beggar....

Yeah, but in Britney's case they willingly submitted....it was a form of natural selection in my opinion

Righto. I'll bear that in mind next time I'm flying. Just in case I spot a random weasel on the tarmac....

 

[Essa]

No, Not Much - Four Lads

She's dead? When did that happen?

LOL, saves giving them a tenner to go to the cinema

Not at all, that would be rather hypocritical of me wouldn't it

Love Money ~ Bride

In my dreams

A tenner, I wish, once you take into account maccydees, popcorn and that ridiculously priced pop....you're skint

I was just checking

 

[Kylan]

Porno, Sex, Drugs, Lies, Money And Your Local Government - Death By Stereo

You mean you believed me?? Two kids by immaculate conception??? You daft beggar....

Yeah, but in Britney's case they willingly submitted....it was a form of natural selection in my opinion

Righto. I'll bear that in mind next time I'm flying. Just in case I spot a random weasel on the tarmac....

Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous ~ Good Charlotte

Of course I believed you. I always believe women when they tell me stuff on the Net, especially when they're dressed in high-heels and stockings at 7:30am like you said you were

Yup, I feel submission is definitely formed by natural selection.

Are you trying to say you'd swoop down on lil' ole me? What the hell is this...role reversal?

 

[lovemonster]

Love Money ~ Bride

In my dreams

A tenner, I wish, once you take into account maccydees, popcorn and that ridiculously priced pop....you're skint

I was just checking

Material Girl - Madonna

See, now you shouldn't tell people your dreams, they won't come true now

Well at least it's a good job they're the only ones going out

Well don't trouble yourself any more

 

[lovemonster]

Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous ~ Good Charlotte

Of course I believed you. I always believe women when they tell me stuff on the Net, especially when they're dressed in high-heels and stockings at 7:30am like you said you were

Yup, I feel submission is definitely formed by natural selection.

Are you trying to say you'd swoop down on lil' ole me? What the hell is this...role reversal?

The Family Next Door - Blink 182

But of course I was! I was even wearing the regulation length skirt too

Good job that Darwin never met you huh?

It's ok....I promise not to throw you into a jet engine

 

[Essa]

Material Girl - Madonna

See, now you shouldn't tell people your dreams, they won't come true now

Well at least it's a good job they're the only ones going out

Well don't trouble yourself any more

Money, Money Money ~ Abba

Damn, I'll just have to live in hope then

True, when we go out for a night it's a week before I dare to look at the damage

O.k, I won't

 

[Kylan]

The Family Next Door - Blink 182

But of course I was! I was even wearing the regulation length skirt too

Good job that Darwin never met you huh?

It's ok....I promise not to throw you into a jet engine

Just Good Friends? ~ Michael Jackson

Yes, of course you were...and I really liked the idea of you bent forward at the waist, the palms of your hands flat against the table, your skirt drawn up, bunched around your waist...

I reckon he'd have been delighted to meet me...he'd more than likely think he'd discovered the missing link

Well, that's O.k then. For one second I thought you were going to take advantage of me.

 

[thiscouldbtricky]

Just Good Friends? ~ Michael Jackson

Yes, of course you were...and I really liked the idea of you bent forward at the waist, the palms of your hands flat against the table, your skirt drawn up, bunched around your waist...

I reckon he'd have been delighted to meet me...he'd more than likely think he'd discovered the missing link

Well, that's O.k then. For one second I thought you were going to take advantage of me.

In This Moment ~ Since October

Hey, how are you doing Kylan?

 

[Lady Raptor]

In This Moment ~ Since October

Night Time Is The Right Time ~ Ray Charles

 

[Kylan]

In This Moment ~ Since October

Hey, how are you doing Kylan?

Lost In You ~ Sugarcult


I was doing well, thiscouldbtricky. But now that you've allowed me to see you in my am, hell, I'm simply fantastic.

I do so hope you're very, very well.