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[joeys-game]

Fight For All The Wrong Reasons, Nickleback


pretty damn quiet in here tonight.

 

[Essa]

Fight For All The Wrong Reasons, Nickleback


pretty damn quiet in here tonight.

Punch You In The Eye ~ Phish

Hey joey it's probably quiet 'cause it's morning

 

[lovemonster]

I Want To Fuck The Shit Out Of You ~ G.g. Allin


Oh for the love of Christ...I mean, cerise, just like your fuc.. fuschia bed.

From here --- the g-string --- looks just long enough ---a little less conversation --- a little --- more action.

Say It Again! - Badly Drawn Boy

Excellent....now, I'm not sure I have anything in a matching shade, I better go shopping first....

Hang on, I think I've a spare in my handbag....*rummages*...ooooh yeah, here we go...*dangles g-string*

 

[Kylan]

Fight For All The Wrong Reasons, Nickleback


pretty damn quiet in here tonight.

You Gotta Fight For Your Right to Party ~ The Beastie Boys

I like the peace and quite, I reckon it means people respect me far to much to talk to me

 

[Kylan]

Say It Again! - Badly Drawn Boy

Excellent....now, I'm not sure I have anything in a matching shade, I better go shopping first....

Hang on, I think I've a spare in my handbag....*rummages*...ooooh yeah, here we go...*dangles g-string*

Repeating, Repeating ~ Juliana Theory

O.k. Get some Black patent leather stilettos while you out, the higher, the better. Get the kind that put you into tottering, ankle-breaking territory - there's something I find so sexy about plaster casts.

Damn, how the hell do you manage to fit so much in that ruddy bag?

 

[lovemonster]

Repeating, Repeating ~ Juliana Theory

O.k. Get some Black patent leather stilettos while you out, the higher, the better. Get the kind that put you into tottering, ankle-breaking territory - there's something I find so sexy about plaster casts.

Damn, how the hell do you manage to fit so much in that ruddy bag?

Tell It Like It Is - Aaron Neville

I'll look for some but it's difficult getting shoes that high for feet this wide...how about I buy some of those 'Crocs' instead?

It's a natural talent....now are you grabbing this string or not?

 

[Kylan]

Tell It Like It Is - Aaron Neville

I'll look for some but it's difficult getting shoes that high for feet this wide...how about I buy some of those 'Crocs' instead?

It's a natural talent....now are you grabbing this string or not?

I Want To Take You Out For Ice Cream~ Nerf Herder

Well, I s'pose it's like I always say. You should never condemn someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. Then if they don't like what you say, you'll be a mile away and they'll be shoe-less.

God dammit, can't you see I'm trying...perhaps if you lean forward?

 

[lovemonster]

I Want To Take You Out For Ice Cream~ Nerf Herder

Well, I s'pose it's like I always say. You should never condemn someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. Then if they don't like what you say, you'll be a mile away and they'll be shoe-less.

God dammit, can't you see I'm trying...perhaps if you lean forward?

Treated Like A Lady? - Silk

I'd love to see you walk a mile in a pair of 5" stilettoes, I could do with a good giggle

I'm leaning forward as far as I can!

 

[Kylan]

Treated Like A Lady? - Silk

I'd love to see you walk a mile in a pair of 5" stilettoes, I could do with a good giggle

I'm leaning forward as far as I can!

Go Wash Your Mouth, I Don't Know Where It's Been ~ Fear Before The March Of Flames

I dare say there's quite a few would enjoy seeing me teether along in heels. I think I shall leave it in their (and your) imagination.

's no good. That fancy lace embroidery on your bra is distracting me.

 

[lovemonster]

Go Wash Your Mouth, I Don't Know Where It's Been ~ Fear Before The March Of Flames

I dare say there's quite a few would enjoy seeing me teether along in heels. I think I shall leave it in their (and your) imagination.

's no good. That fancy lace embroidery on your bra is distracting me.

It's Not What You Think - Agent Steel

Oh no, go on....I'll even lend you the heels....give me a laugh will ya?

Let me just go and put on a polo neck jumper, no distractions then

 

[Kylan]

It's Not What You Think - Agent Steel

Oh no, go on....I'll even lend you the heels....give me a laugh will ya?

Let me just go and put on a polo neck jumper, no distractions then

Why Not?? ~ Hilary Duff

O.k..I might do. I'll need to see the heels being modeled first though.

Have you ever felt the overwhelming desire to reach out through a computer monitor and slap someone?

 

[lovemonster]

Why Not?? ~ Hilary Duff

O.k..I might do. I'll need to see the heels being modeled first though.

Have you ever felt the overwhelming desire to reach out through a computer monitor and slap someone?

I Didn't Have The Nerve To Say No - Blondie

Of course, why doesn't that surprise me? Just check my pic thread, I was thinking of loaning you my PVC boots...

No, you wanna tell me what it's like?

 

[Kylan]

I Didn't Have The Nerve To Say No - Blondie

Of course, why doesn't that surprise me? Just check my pic thread, I was thinking of loaning you my PVC boots...

No, you wanna tell me what it's like?

That's What I Like About You ~ Trisha Yearwood

The thing is, PVC isn't really my colour. It makes my bum look big

I'm typing out a 10.000 word essay at this exact moment.Typing as you're stuck in the toilet is no mean feat, you must admit.

 

[lovemonster]

That's What I Like About You ~ Trisha Yearwood

The thing is, PVC isn't really my colour. It makes my bum look big

I'm typing out a 10.000 word essay at this exact moment.Typing as you're stuck in the toilet is no mean feat, you must admit.

Favourite Things? - Big Brovaz

That's a shame, I bet they'd look great on you. Why don't you try them on and I'll give you my honest opinion?

Wow, that is some feat indeed. I'll just sit here and wait for you to finish

 

[Kylan]

Favourite Things? - Big Brovaz

That's a shame, I bet they'd look great on you. Why don't you try them on and I'll give you my honest opinion?

Wow, that is some feat indeed. I'll just sit here and wait for you to finish

Tnt Tits ~ The Rocking Dildos

No, you just want to see me wear them to make fun of me. It's the same with everything you buy. You remember last Christmas? That bloody Basque? And for my Birthday? Them crotchless panties? It's all about you, you, you. You just don't understand me any more. Honestly, everything boils down to sex with you. Do you ask about my day? NO!! And why, because you want to have your sordid way and go down the pub for a drink with your friends. I'm just an object to you.

Yup, you just sit right there .

 

[lovemonster]

Tnt Tits ~ The Rocking Dildos

No, you just want to see me wear them to make fun of me. It's the same with everything you buy. You remember last Christmas? That bloody Basque? And for my Birthday? Them crotchless panties? It's all about you, you, you. You just don't understand me any more. Honestly, everything boils down to sex with you. Do you ask about my day? NO!! And why, because you want to have your sordid way and go down the pub for a drink with your friends. I'm just an object to you.

Yup, you just sit right there .

Deadly Weapons - Minimal Compact

Yeah, that's about right. What ya gonna do about it?

I will. Haven't you finished yet?

 

[Kylan]

Deadly Weapons - Minimal Compact

Yeah, that's about right. What ya gonna do about it?

I will. Haven't you finished yet?

Getting Sentimental On That Ass ~ Deadwater Drowning

What am I going to do about it?!! - What am I going to do about it?!! What am I going to do about it?

Almost, I'm stuck for a word to describe a female. I was thinking of something ending 'unt'...

 

[lovemonster]

Getting Sentimental On That Ass ~ Deadwater Drowning

What am I going to do about it?!! - What am I going to do about it?!! What am I going to do about it?

Almost, I'm stuck for a word to describe a female. I was thinking of something ending 'unt'...

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

Didn't I just ask that?

How about 'Aunt'?

 

[Kylan]

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

Didn't I just ask that?

How about 'Aunt'?

Do You Like It Like That ~ Pink Cream 69

See?? There's just no talking to you when you get in one of your moods. Can't you just be reasonable for once? I don't see you for days and when you come in you start asking me all sorts of questions.

Have you got an eraser?

 

[lovemonster]

Do You Like It Like That ~ Pink Cream 69

See?? There's just no talking to you when you get in one of your moods. Can't you just be reasonable for once? I don't see you for days and when you come in you start asking me all sorts of questions.

Have you got an eraser?

I Like It Like That - After 7

Oh do give over you whining tart...

Wouldn't it be easier just to press 'backdelete'?

 

[Kylan]

I Like It Like That - After 7

Oh do give over you whining tart...

Wouldn't it be easier just to press 'backdelete'?

Do You Like To Watch? ~ Lola Ponce

Typical!! Just because you don't get your own way you have to insult me. I've had enough of your vulgarity. I'm getting undressed and going to bed.

Listen Lady. I'm typing out a 10.000 word essay in the toilet that you're sitting on...do you think anything is easy?

 

[lovemonster]

Do You Like To Watch? ~ Lola Ponce

Typical!! Just because you don't get your own way you have to insult me. I've had enough of your vulgarity. I'm getting undressed and going to bed.

Listen Lady. I'm typing out a 10.000 word essay in the toilet that you're sitting on...do you think anything is easy?

Voyeur - Blink 182

Blah, blah, blah, do you ever stop whinging?!

It could be a lot worse.....I might need to use the facilities soon....

 

[Kylan]

Voyeur - Blink 182

Blah, blah, blah, do you ever stop whinging?!

It could be a lot worse.....I might need to use the facilities soon....

What Do You See? ~ Blackfire

WHINGING?! Well that's nice isn't it? I've given you the best years of my life and now when I ask you to do a simple thing for me I'm whinging.

Do you mean you're going to slip your hand down inside your panties and press one finger in that fabulously warm wetness? Is that what you want to do, need to do?

 

[lovemonster]

What Do You See? ~ Blackfire

WHINGING?! Well that's nice isn't it? I've given you the best years of my life and now when I ask you to do a simple thing for me I'm whinging.

Do you mean you're going to slip your hand down inside your panties and press one finger in that fabulously warm wetness? Is that what you want to do, need to do?

I See You - Adrian Belew

Oh can it before I give you a slap....

Well, I was thinking of having a wee, but now you mention it....

 

[Kylan]

I See You - Adrian Belew

Oh can it before I give you a slap....

Well, I was thinking of having a wee, but now you mention it....

What Am I Going To Do? ~ Idlewild

A slap!! I don't know what's come over you. Why I shall call my mum. Give me your cell. And another thing, before you disappear again can you pay the ruddy phone bill?

You want to possess your sex, don't you?You want to cup it in your hand, stroke it with your fingers? Don't you?