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[Kylan]

Open Your Eyes - Keane

Awww, that's a shame....well given that you're such a poor stalker, I'm not gonna help you out

If you didn't want us to change it, you shouldn't give us access to it....

Blinded By The Light ~ Bruce Springsteen

Of course I'm poor, I've got overheads you know...there's the running of the transit, and have you seen how expensive a warehouse in the middle of nowhere is these days?

If we done that you lot would whine and bitch that you needed money for food.

 

[lovemonster]

Blinded By The Light ~ Bruce Springsteen

Of course I'm poor, I've got overheads you know...there's the running of the transit, and have you seen how expensive a warehouse in the middle of nowhere is these days?

If we done that you lot would whine and bitch that you needed money for food.

Cheap Sunglasses? - ZZ Top

Well, I don't know, perhaps you'd better scale down the warehouse and do shorter runs in the transit? OK, it means you won't be able to stalk long distance but you won't be poor any more...

No, we'll just let you men go and do the grocery shopping instead

 

[Kylan]

Cheap Sunglasses? - ZZ Top

Well, I don't know, perhaps you'd better scale down the warehouse and do shorter runs in the transit? OK, it means you won't be able to stalk long distance but you won't be poor any more...

No, we'll just let you men go and do the grocery shopping instead

My Eyes Were Closed ~ Trespassers William

I can't scale down the warehouse, it's a listed building. It's on the MI5 list of places to visit

Do get a grip... I know you've finally realised that 7:53 comes twice in a day, but you gotta calm down.

 

[lovemonster]

My Eyes Were Closed ~ Trespassers William

I can't scale down the warehouse, it's a listed building. It's on the MI5 list of places to visit

Do get a grip... I know you've finally realised that 7:53 comes twice in a day, but you gotta calm down.

Tell Me Why? - Blur

What, do they go there for their holiays or something?

Lucky old 7.53.....

 

[Kylan]

Tell Me Why? - Blur

What, do they go there for their holiays or something?

Lucky old 7.53.....

I Cant Take My Eyes Off Of You ~ Lucas Grabeel

They'd love to, but I don't let them know where it is because it's ...erm...exclusive, yeah, exclusive, that's it. You'll be one of the privileged ones.

Yup, he's a lucky guy. Hell, these days I need half a Viagra to go pee-pee without soakin' me slippers.

 

[lovemonster]

I Cant Take My Eyes Off Of You ~ Lucas Grabeel

They'd love to, but I don't let them know where it is because it's ...erm...exclusive, yeah, exclusive, that's it. You'll be one of the privileged ones.

Yup, he's a lucky guy. Hell, these days I need half a Viagra to go pee-pee without soakin' me slippers.

Moment Of Weakness? - Bif Naked

Oooh, are you taking me there on holiday? What do I need to pack?

Perhaps you should try sitting down and tucking it under the seat, it'll save those old legs of yours too

 

[joeys-game]

My Eyes Were Closed ~ Trespassers William

I can't scale down the warehouse, it's a listed building. It's on the MI5 list of places to visit

Do get a grip... I know you've finally realised that 7:53 comes twice in a day, but you gotta calm down.

Sleeping with the Enemy , The Electric City

*don't scale down the damn wearhouse, it would cause us too many issues*

viagra..again?

 

[Kylan]

Moment Of Weakness? - Bif Naked

Oooh, are you taking me there on holiday? What do I need to pack?

Perhaps you should try sitting down and tucking it under the seat, it'll save those old legs of yours too

You Make Me Weak At The Knees ~ Electrelane

Oh, you can just come in whatever you're wearin' at the time. No need to got to any trouble

I tried that but it doesn't quite tuck. I'm only a lil' guy.

 

[Kylan]

Sleeping with the Enemy , The Electric City

*don't scale down the damn wearhouse, it would cause us too many issues*

viagra..again?

My Weakness Is None Of Your Business ~ Embrace

*Hey, I know where you're coming from, bud... but we gotta keep these dirty sluts sweet. *

'fraid so, the last one got stuck in my throat. I'd a stiff neck all night and couldn't sleep.

 

[lovemonster]

You Make Me Weak At The Knees ~ Electrelane

Oh, you can just come in whatever you're wearin' at the time. No need to got to any trouble

I tried that but it doesn't quite tuck. I'm only a lil' guy.

Tremble If You Must - John Denver

Should I bring a toothbrush?

Just sit a bit further back on the seat, I'm sure it'll be ok...

 

[Kylan]

Tremble If You Must - John Denver

Should I bring a toothbrush?

Just sit a bit further back on the seat, I'm sure it'll be ok...

I'd Be Afraid Of Losing You ~ Aaron Tippin

Naww, you won't need that. Your mouth will be...err - otherwise engaged.

I've never been back this far beforeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........

 

[lovemonster]

I'd Be Afraid Of Losing You ~ Aaron Tippin

Naww, you won't need that. Your mouth will be...err - otherwise engaged.

I've never been back this far beforeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........

I Won't Let It Happen - The Ramones

Oooh, are you sure? Nothing worse than not having a minty fresh mouth...

Kylan? KYLAN?? *peers into bowl* Are you in there??

 

[Kylan]

I Won't Let It Happen - The Ramones

Oooh, are you sure? Nothing worse than not having a minty fresh mouth...

Kylan? KYLAN?? *peers into bowl* Are you in there??

Can I Trust You With My Heart? ~ Travis Tritt

Err...no, there really is nothing worse then not having a fresh mouth. It's terrible, the worst thing in the world that could ever happen to a desirable woman. I understand completely and stuff.


yes

 

[lovemonster]

Can I Trust You With My Heart? ~ Travis Tritt

Err...no, there really is nothing worse then not having a fresh mouth. It's terrible, the worst thing in the world that could ever happen to a desirable woman. I understand completely and stuff.


yes

Trust In Me - Etta James

Oh, I'm so pleased you understand....so can I bring a toothbrush? And some toothpaste obviously. And of course, I want to smell nice, so some deodorant, a bit of scent. And some shampoo for my hair. And conditioner, because I don't want it to get all tangled and messy. And I'll need moisturiser. And cleanser. And maybe some toner. Let me just throw a few bits in a bag and I'll be right with you.....

*shouts* Do you need a hand getting out or can you manage?

 

[Kylan]

Trust In Me - Etta James

Oh, I'm so pleased you understand....so can I bring a toothbrush? And some toothpaste obviously. And of course, I want to smell nice, so some deodorant, a bit of scent. And some shampoo for my hair. And conditioner, because I don't want it to get all tangled and messy. And I'll need moisturiser. And cleanser. And maybe some toner. Let me just throw a few bits in a bag and I'll be right with you.....

*shouts* Do you need a hand getting out or can you manage?

You're Lying ~ Aventura

Yeah, fine...I'll just go and paint the warehouse with a mascara brush

Does it look like I can fuckin' manage?!

 

[lovemonster]

You're Lying ~ Aventura

Yeah, fine...I'll just go and paint the warehouse with a mascara brush

Does it look like I can fuckin' manage?!

Blind To The Truth? - Dan Fogelberg

Oooh, can you make it a nice shade of yellow? Or maybe pink......and put up some blinds too....bit of carpet might be nice.....some nice squishy sofas....

Well, you're a bloke, I thought you could cope

 

[Kylan]

Blind To The Truth? - Dan Fogelberg

Oooh, can you make it a nice shade of yellow? Or maybe pink......and put up some blinds too....bit of carpet might be nice.....some nice squishy sofas....

Well, you're a bloke, I thought you could cope

Everybody Is A Fucking Liar ~ The Posies

Lemme guess...you've been watchin' 'Discovery Real Time' again aintcha?

Look, don't just stand there looking gorgeous...throw me one of your hold-ups or something...

 

[lovemonster]

Everybody Is A Fucking Liar ~ The Posies

Lemme guess...you've been watchin' 'Discovery Real Time' again aintcha?

Look, don't just stand there looking gorgeous...throw me one of your hold-ups or something...

I'm Not Like Everybody Else - Camper Van Beethoven

No I haven't, is it any good? I might have to have a little peek....

Well, ok...but I don't know what good it will do...*peels off stocking and throws it down to you* Ohhh...sorry, was I supposed to hold one end of it or something?

 

[Kylan]

I'm Not Like Everybody Else - Camper Van Beethoven

No I haven't, is it any good? I might have to have a little peek....

Well, ok...but I don't know what good it will do...*peels off stocking and throws it down to you* Ohhh...sorry, was I supposed to hold one end of it or something?

Do I Love You Because You're Beautiful? ~ Brandy

NoooooOoooOoo...you're doing the womanly thing, remember? Go put on something that looks good on the floor...erm...to match the carpet I'm busy laying for your arrival.

nice --- view --- maybe you should --- try again

 

[lovemonster]

Do I Love You Because You're Beautiful? ~ Brandy

NoooooOoooOoo...you're doing the womanly thing, remember? Go put on something that looks good on the floor...erm...to match the carpet I'm busy laying for your arrival.

nice --- view --- maybe you should --- try again

Choosey Lover - Aaliyah

OK, a full length ballgown would look good on the floor....if it was arranged right....what colour carpet are you laying?

*strips off other stocking* OK, are you ready this time? Catch! *holds onto one end of stocking and throws the other end in*

 

[Kylan]

Choosey Lover - Aaliyah

OK, a full length ballgown would look good on the floor....if it was arranged right....what colour carpet are you laying?

*strips off other stocking* OK, are you ready this time? Catch! *holds onto one end of stocking and throws the other end in*

Anyone Could Fall In Love With You ~ Elvis Presley

I've an Ax -- Axminster, I bought it special for you. It looks real sharp. How long more you reckon you'll be?

Da---da---damn,---I missed it---perhaps your g-string...

 

[lovemonster]

Anyone Could Fall In Love With You ~ Elvis Presley

I've an Ax -- Axminster, I bought it special for you. It looks real sharp. How long more you reckon you'll be?

Da---da---damn,---I missed it---perhaps your g-string...

That's What You Always Say - Dream Syndicate

Damn, you're really spoiling me, thanks. But what colour is it? I need to co-ordinate....

Hang on, I've still got the other end, let me fish it back out and try again....

 

[Kylan]

That's What You Always Say - Dream Syndicate

Damn, you're really spoiling me, thanks. But what colour is it? I need to co-ordinate....

Hang on, I've still got the other end, let me fish it back out and try again....

Trying To Find The Words ~ Jagged Edge

Red!! *cough* I think it will go lovely with your lip-stick.

NoOOOoOOoooOOo --- the g-string -- the g-string

 

[lovemonster]

Trying To Find The Words ~ Jagged Edge

Red!! *cough* I think it will go lovely with your lip-stick.

NoOOOoOOoooOOo --- the g-string -- the g-string

Say What's On Your Mind - Cher

Yes, but what shade of red....scarlet, burgundy, cherry, fuschia, cerise, crimson.....enquiring minds need to know....

I'm sure that won't help, the g-string is only short, the stocking is much longer.....

 

[Kylan]

Say What's On Your Mind - Cher

Yes, but what shade of red....scarlet, burgundy, cherry, fuschia, cerise, crimson.....enquiring minds need to know....

I'm sure that won't help, the g-string is only short, the stocking is much longer.....

I Want To Fuck The Shit Out Of You ~ G.g. Allin


Oh for the love of Christ...I mean, cerise, just like your fuc.. fuschia bed.

From here --- the g-string --- looks just long enough ---a little less conversation --- a little --- more action.