lovemonster said:Together Forever? - Rick Astley
I'm clever like that, it's the process of subliminal messaging you know, I've left coded messages all over the place
I'm sure we can find enough weir...I mean people here to support you
Calm Down!! ~ Joe Budden
Essa said:All The Way Down ~ Edie Carey
I glance at the filthy, white transit van and scrutinise the desolate space around the litter strewn walkway. Satisfied, I carry on walking...
I Wanna Take You Higher ~ Duran Duran
Kylan said:
Yes, I missed them completely. Can you raise my hand and point my finger in the right direction?
I certainly hope so. I'm quickly running out of people who pretend to like me to blackmail.
Kylan said:
“Get in the van or die.”
lovemonster said:I Predict A Riot! - Kaiser Chiefs
You didn't miss them, you just weren't consciously aware of picking them up, don't worry.
Well, perhaps you should fire off some angry letters and sue a few more people?
Forgotten Future ~ Blaze
Essa said:Take Me To The Limit ~ Thunderhead
The voice is a hissing whisper, startled, I begin to turn…
Lemme Take You To The Beach ~ Frank Zappa
Kylan said:
Wow, that is one of the best subliminal messages posts I have ever seen.
I've not spoken to him since I heard the police were on the lookout for someone smart, witty and sexy.The swine refused to hide me.
lovemonster said:We've Only Just Begun - The Carpenters
Oh, it can't be that good if you spotted it!
Well, you can understand why, he must have thought you weren't in any danger since you didn't fit the profile
Hurry, It's Lovely Up Here ~ Barbara Streisand
Kylan said:
It was fantastic. By far the best subliminal message I've never seen.
Damn, you're on his side. Is it still paranoia when everyone really is out to get you?
lovemonster said:Where Are You? - Bee Gees
Nope, it's not working, you're not wearing women's clothes and singing "Hello Dolly"....I'm gonna have to try harder...
No, it's not. And not everyone is out to get you. Just most of us
BTW, you never said how you managed to get out of that toilet...
Standing In The Hallway ~ The Bangles
Kylan said:
Oh, I dunno...I'm sitting here dressed in jeans and a Tee, which appears to be what most women wear these days, but if you ever heard me sing you'd be convinced I'd just invented a new form of torture.
Well, I s'pose it just goes to prove it's not who you know, it's whom you know.
I found a ladder in the stockings you tossed down.
Kylan said:
Moving quickly to match her turn, I raise the old-fashioned straight razor and hold the keen blade under the cobalt sapphire of her left eye, just below the bridge of the whorelet's nose.
“Make trouble for me and you’re a dead cunt.”
lovemonster said:Coming In From The Cold? - Bob Marley
I'll take your word for it, but you know I was expecting you to wear what you class as regulation apparel for all womankind
That's exactly right. I think.
I'm glad you got out, you'd have been all wrinkly if you'd stayed in there much longer. And someone might have peed on you.
I'm On Fire ~ Bruce Springsteen
Essa said:Makin' Love In The Sun? ~ E-rotic
His voice reduces me empties me of all will to oppose.. I stand immobile, but there is something in me that needs to go along with that voice, something that needs to comply. Something prowling, buried deep in my mind…
Sunburn ~ Muse
Kylan said:
I couldn't possibly. My bum would look big, my legs are too stocky, the kids are off, it's not Christmas, or Sunday...etc, etc
I've told you before about that thinking lark, it's dangerous. I once saw a woman wearing a black Tee with 'Guess' emblazoned across the front in white. So I thought I'd try and said "Implants?"...she didn't look too happy.
Hey, I'm already wrinkly and urine is s'posed to be good for your skin. I think that's just taking the piss myself.
lovemonster said:Wade In The Water - Bob Dylan
I know just how you feel, but you look great, believe me..
I know, I know, I'm sorry. I shall refrain from thinking in future, I'll just stare into the distance with a vacuous gaze and agree with everything you say.
I wouldn't say that, you're just 'well-worn'
I'm Falling ~ Ministry
Kylan said:
You only saying that because you want me to tell you my most secret desires. You pretty women, so predictable.
Yes, and I shall be cautious not to let my power over you corrupt me. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
I actually don't mind how I look. I don't have to see me very often.
lovemonster said:I'll Catch You! - Get Up Kids
Damn, you saw through me so quickly then....you must be really clever.
I'm sure you'll wield it wisely. Or not.
For that, I'm sure you're eternally grateful
Got A Hold On Me? ~ Christine McVie
Kylan said:
Yup, it's true, I can't think why I'm so stupid as to miss how clever I am most days...Oh look, a 'Walk'...
I shall be very careful. Now where did I put that blow-torch...
Very, very, true.Time is such a great healer, but makes a terrible beautician.
lovemonster said:Losing My Grip! - Hoobastank
No, it baffles me too.... a 'Walk'?
Didn't your mum tell you not to play with blow-torches?
That's true. Mind you, there's always cosmetic surgery
Hold On Fucker ~ Bigwig
Kylan said:
A 'Walk' is a bit like a 'Fly', but with no wings.
Only thing my mum taught me was to sit down and shut up. As you can tell, she was very successful.
Yeah, I'll need to go and get my nose done first though. It really smells.
lovemonster said:Lord, I've Been Trying! - Richard Ashcroft
Ohhh....I'll take your word for it, I'm not allowed to think any more...
She would be so proud of you, I'm sure
There are some things that even cosmetic surgeons can't do you know..
Trying Your Luck! ~ The Strokes -- Yes, my mum was very proud of me. Before I left home she said, "Kylan, you've made me so proud. Always remember to tell people when you're leaving. It'll make them very happy."
Kylan said:
I didn't realise you ever started.
Damn. So I shouldn't ask them to stop my feet from running?
-- Are you leaving yet?
lovemonster said:Working On It - Chris Rea
Neither did I. Must be catching
I didn't think you moved faster than a slow crawl unless you were after a woman
Brat ~ Green Day
Kylan said:
Naww, I've decided to chill out for a bit. And in true sadistic fashion, I have to make everyone suffer or I'll be thrown out of the Interweb society.
That would appear to be the problem. You confounded gorgeous creatures are everywhere.
