lovemonster said:Sweetest Girl - Madness
Ohh, and I was in such a good mood too...
Well, you could always try restraining yourself for once. If it's physically possible...
Headache Machine ~ Godiva
Brain damage-Pink floydKylan said:
Well I'm sorry, but I never apologise.
Apparently it is physically possible, yes. I've heard from one or two that could type faster than me on their knees, with their hands 'cuffed behind their back.
How's my dear friend doing this morning?
Tasty_Teaze said:Brain damage-Pink floyd
LOL couldn't resist! Hiya Kylan
Let's Go-The CarsKylan said:You're Driving Me Crazy! ~ Frank Sinatra
Yes, resistance is futile, come to the light...
Hiya Ms. Teaze. I'm very well thanks. When you flash that delectable smile, how could I not be? All goes well with you I hope?
Tasty_Teaze said:Let's Go-The Cars
Ack! It's blinding me eyes hehe...
Awww I knew i was missing something, yup yup such a charmer you are! I'm a trooper Kylan always come out with flying colors don'tcha know? I'm well ty, good to see you
Riding The Storm Out-REO SpeedwagonKylan said:To The Sea ~ Razorlight
No you mustn't let it blind you. Put your blindfold on...err...just to save your eyes you understand.
Naww, I'm no charmer. I've told you before how shy and tongue tied I get around gorgeous women such as your incandescent self. It feels very, very good to see you. You've made my morning.
Tasty_Teaze said:Riding The Storm Out-REO Speedwagon
Oh yes but of course, how could I have forgotten that
Uh huh I know I know, you're about as shy as I am
Always a pleasure making your morning
Take Me Home (Country Road)-John DenverKylan said:Take Me Back To The Country ~ Dolly Parton
What?! You've forgotten your blindfold?! Quickly, remove your Tee and wrap it around your head. Oh, and send me a pic...err...purely so's I know you've done it properly. Can't have them gorgeous eyes of yours getting damaged.
I'm so pleased that you take such pleasure in making my morning. For one terrible second I thought I'd have to do something to satisfy you in some way.
hehe...
Tasty_Teaze said:Take Me Home (Country Road)-John Denver
LOL hmmm how about if i just slip under my covers and close my eyes real tight?
Aww not to fear my dear Kylan, this Teaze is up way past her time, gonna go finish watching Almost Famous in my bedroom. Perhaps i'll sneak in on you again real soon and give ya another good morning
Kylan said:
Well I'm sorry, but I never apologise.
Apparently it is physically possible, yes. I've heard from one or two that could type faster than me on their knees, with their hands 'cuffed behind their back.
lovemonster said:Don't Be Cruel - Elvis Presley
Of course you shouldn't apologise, particularly if you don't mean it
And how fast can you type on your knees with your hands cuffed behind your back?
Why? ~ Robert Plant
Kylan said:
I'm sorry, I sincerely am, bur I have no idea what the hell you're on about.
Dunno, I normally type on a keyboard....
lovemonster said:Please Don't Make Me Cry - UB40
That's not a surprise really, not many people do...
Oh, you're sharp this morning, watch you don't cut yourself
Take It Like A Woman ~ Alice Cooper
Kylan said:
Yes, I know exactly what you mean....
Are you trying to say I'm not sharp every morning?
lovemonster said:I Don't Want To - Toni Braxton
Can you explain it to me then, because I don't...
You can be rather blunt on occasion....
Why Not Now? ~ George Strait
Kylan said:
I could, but then you'd know as much as me, and I can't allow that. Sorry an' all, but you know how it is: and if you don't; you'll have to ask someone else. Too much punctuation...must - go - lie - down.
Blunt?!
lovemonster said:Just Because - Anita Baker
I stopped reading after the first 'but'.....can you explain it in English this time?
Yup.
Not A Good Sign ~ The Duskfall
Kylan said:
Well, I would, but I haven't figured out how to install the English dictionary add-on for Mozilla.
No!
lovemonster said:Who Cares? - Anouk
Intriguing, I must be able to understand you in different languages then because I'm reading what you typed perfectly clearly now
Really!
Evil Woman ~ Electric Light Orchestra
Kylan said:
I reckon the Interweb is similar to putting 15 different nationalities in a room and getting them drunk. They all seem to end up understanding one another perfectly.
I gotta go here, precious. Enjoy your day, and do try to let your mind turn to thoughts of lust and delight.
Kylan said:
I move the tip of the razor blade down to the crotch of your jeans, poking into you, right at the top of your pussy-slit.
“Do it...now.”
lovemonster said:That's My Job - Conway Twitty
Or they end up having sex. Either way, there's an entente cordiale...
Have a great day Kylan and I will try to concentrate on lust for as long as I can
Hard Working Woman ~ B.B. King
Essa said:Burnt To A Fuck ~ Autopsy
I obey, let him lead me, my heart beating a loud, tribal drum solo in my chest. Taking a step up into the van, my blue denim jeans slide half way up my calves as he half-pushes me in.
Scarred For Life? ~ BiohazardKylan said:
“Good girl...nice and quite.Just remember my razor can fuck your pussy right through them jeans whenever you decide to get out of line.”
I thrust the 'cuffs under your open charcoal jacket, drive them into your belly as you half-crouch, half sit on the rear passenger seat of the van.
“Put ‘em on...now.”
Kylan said:
True, but again like the Interweb, sometimes the understandings aren't always so diplomatic.
Day went very well. Although I gotta confess I'm not keen on the sunshine. I hope you enjoyed your wanton ways.
