Singalonga Lit

[Kylan]

Beautiful Red Dress? - Laurie Anderson

You have a member? Why wasn't I invited to join the club??

Hmm, that's too complicated for a Tuesday morning.

You Never Listen To Reason ~ Gilbert O''Sullivan

I shouldn't worry about it. Any club that would accept me as a member is one I'd never join.

It's Tuesday?! Damn I was s'posed to do something...Oh yeah.

I've gotta go here, pretty lady. Enjoy the rest of your day. It's been real good to see you.

 

[lovemonster]

You Never Listen To Reason ~ Gilbert O''Sullivan

I shouldn't worry about it. Any club that would accept me as a member is one I'd never join.

It's Tuesday?! Damn I was s'posed to do something...Oh yeah.

I've gotta go here, pretty lady. Enjoy the rest of your day. It's been real good to see you.

Don't Speak - No Doubt

Ahh, but what about one that would accept your member as a member?

LOL, there's a surprise...

Have a great day, been a real pleasure to see you too

 

[Kylan]

Don't Speak - No Doubt

Ahh, but what about one that would accept your member as a member?

LOL, there's a surprise...

<snip>

Can We Talk About It ~ Coco Lee

No, I couldn't possibly accept membership on the part of my member. What it it was rubber-stamped?!

Hey, I got loads done today. Well, nothing you can actually see, but it's all in the planning.

 

[lovemonster]

Can We Talk About It ~ Coco Lee

No, I couldn't possibly accept membership on the part of my member. What it it was rubber-stamped?!

Hey, I got loads done today. Well, nothing you can actually see, but it's all in the planning.

Let The Music Do The Talking - Aerosmith

I'm sure something stamped on it but it wasn't a rubber. And if it was, it probably had a hole in it

Yeah, I can tell, you've worked really hard, look at the sweat on you. Oh, hang on, did Essa trip over and spill her voddie on your head again?

 

[Kylan]

Let The Music Do The Talking - Aerosmith

I'm sure something stamped on it but it wasn't a rubber. And if it was, it probably had a hole in it

Yeah, I can tell, you've worked really hard, look at the sweat on you. Oh, hang on, did Essa trip over and spill her voddie on your head again?

That's A Good Idea ~ Otis Redding

Mind you, might be a good thing. A rubber stamp on your member could bring a whole new meaning to, "Lick it, Bitch.

I'll have you know I was slaving away in the sunshine all day today. My back is gone the most glorious shade of lobster pink.

 

[lovemonster]

That's A Good Idea ~ Otis Redding

Mind you, might be a good thing. A rubber stamp on your member could bring a whole new meaning to, "Lick it, Bitch.

I'll have you know I was slaving away in the sunshine all day today. My back is gone the most glorious shade of lobster pink.

With You There To Help Me - Jethro Tull

Yup.....would I get a black tongue if I licked it then?

Ohhh, poor you, I do hope nobody did anything nasty like slap your tender pink flesh yesterday evening?

 

[Essa]

Hands Across The Table? ~ Lucienne Boyer

“Make one sound and you’re a dead cunt.”

Reaching into the pocket of my jacket I take out the silk hood, slip it over her head and fasten the hood sleeve tight around her neck.

Hands Are Tied ~ Gin Blossoms

The last thing I see is his smiling, gloating face.
“Mmmm…gghh!” I jerk on my chains, they rattle, but the steel cuffs grasp me. It is no use. This is a new terror, the flowing, claustrophobic darkness envelops me. I feel what can only be the tip of the razor blade pressing hard into the crotch of my jeans, poking into me, right at the top of my sex-slit.

 

[Kylan]

With You There To Help Me - Jethro Tull

Yup.....would I get a black tongue if I licked it then?

Ohhh, poor you, I do hope nobody did anything nasty like slap your tender pink flesh yesterday evening?

You, Looking At Me, Looking At You. ~ Ozzy Osbourne

You never mentioned you had a liquorice fetish!! That changes absolutely nothing.

Why do I get this strange sense that you're not being entirely truthful there?

 

[Kylan]

Hands Are Tied ~ Gin Blossoms

The last thing I see is his smiling, gloating face.
“Mmmm…gghh!” I jerk on my chains, they rattle, but the steel cuffs grasp me. It is no use. This is a new terror, the flowing, claustrophobic darkness envelops me. I feel what can only be the tip of the razor blade pressing hard into the crotch of my jeans, poking into me, right at the top of my sex-slit.

Bottom's Up? ~ Kottonmouth Kings

I move across your prone body, slide into the driver’s seat and bring the engine to life.

As the white transit van knifes its way through humidity I listen and relish your quite moans. I drive slow, patient, unhurried. All the time knowing that you ponder what women through the centuries have done when hunted down and trapped, when spirited away from their families and homes, when they too were destroyed by the insatiable need to possess that permeates the male heart.

I listen as you do the only thing they could have done.

Cry.

 

[joeys-game]

Can We Talk About It ~ Coco Lee

No, I couldn't possibly accept membership on the part of my member. What it it was rubber-stamped?!

Hey, I got loads done today. Well, nothing you can actually see, but it's all in the planning.

Lets Talk About Sex, SALT n PEPPA


hEY, hows you man?

 

[Kylan]

Lets Talk About Sex, SALT n PEPPA


hEY, hows you man?

What Would The Community Think? ~ Cat Power

Hey, Joey. Feels real good to see you, Bud.

 

[joeys-game]

What Would The Community Think? ~ Cat Power

Hey, Joey. Feels real good to see you, Bud.

I can only imagine, mercyme


same..

keeping yourself out of the shit?

 

[Kylan]

I can only imagine, mercyme


same..

keeping yourself out of the shit?

What Would U Do ~ Paul Wall

Yup, it's been tough though, with all these women trying to lead me astray.

So where you been? Away on holiday on some sun drenched isle, perhaps?

 

[joeys-game]

What Would U Do ~ Paul Wall

Yup, it's been tough though, with all these women trying to lead me astray.

So where you been? Away on holiday on some sun drenched isle, perhaps?

Alladat, Brand Nubian

as long as you have given in to the temptations and been led astray..as you of course would, no worries Besides, rumor has it, you like to be led astray..occasionally

Yep, took the kids away camping..for a week or so..then just a lot of day trips..oggling the scenery on the beaches and visiting the local winery's..you'd enjoy i have no doubt..What about you..any holidays?

 

[Kylan]

Alladat, Brand Nubian

as long as you have given in to the temptations and been led astray..as you of course would, no worries Besides, rumor has it, you like to be led astray..occasionally

Yep, took the kids away camping..for a week or so..then just a lot of day trips..oggling the scenery on the beaches and visiting the local winery's..you'd enjoy i have no doubt..What about you..any holidays?

Have You Fed The Fish? ~ Badly Drawn Boy

Now really, you mustn't believe the rumours. I am totally innocent of all accusations. That's the truth, the whole truth, and everything but the truth.

Sounds wonderful. My two used to love camping in the days before they discovered girls, MSN and Yahoo - No, we haven't made any plans for a holiday, as such. To be honest I prefer to just jump in the car and go visit a pleasure beach (fun-fair) for the day.

 

[joeys-game]

Have You Fed The Fish? ~ Badly Drawn Boy

Now really, you mustn't believe the rumours. I am totally innocent of all accusations. That's the truth, the whole truth, and everything but the truth.

Sounds wonderful. My two used to love camping in the days before they discovered girls, MSN and Yahoo - No, we haven't made any plans for a holiday, as such. To be honest I prefer to just jump in the car and go visit a pleasure beach (fun-fair) for the day.

Its Your Turn, Gerald Levit

The truth is far overrated

Whats your favorite ride?

 

[Kylan]

Its Your Turn, Gerald Levit

The truth is far overrated

Whats your favorite ride?

How Will I Ever Find My Way Home? ~ British Sea Power

The truth is...out there.

This one comes pretty high up the list

 

[joeys-game]

How Will I Ever Find My Way Home? ~ British Sea Power

The truth is...out there.

This one comes pretty high up the list

Little Help From Your Friends, Joe Cocker
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You can't handle the truth!

Thats a good one..remember this one?

 

[Kylan]

Little Help From Your Friends, Joe Cocker
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You can't handle the truth!

Thats a good one..remember this one?

I Set My Friends On Fire ~ Aiden

Who's gonna do it? You?

Hey, now that looks fun.

I shall confess here and now that if I ever take a spin across the pond I'm visiting Cincinnati, Ohio. I love vertical drops. This one is called 'The Drop Zone'.

 

[joeys-game]

I Set My Friends On Fire ~ Aiden

Who's gonna do it? You?

Hey, now that looks fun.

I shall confess here and now that if I ever take a spin across the pond I'm visiting Cincinnati, Ohio. I love vertical drops. This one is called 'The Drop Zone'.

Burning Down The House, Talking Heads

Sure, why not me, i'll set you straight, you know that

We have one similar to that here, you better come ride!

 

[Kylan]

Burning Down The House, Talking Heads

Sure, why not me, i'll set you straight, you know that

We have one similar to that here, you better come ride!

I'm On Fire ~ Bruce Springsteen

I dunno, you might be one of these people that want to try and lead me astray, the sort of guy my mum would have warned me about if she spoke to me.

Good plan. Just pop us the air-fare, or if it's more convenient, your credit card details.

 

[joeys-game]

I'm On Fire ~ Bruce Springsteen

I dunno, you might be one of these people that want to try and lead me astray, the sort of guy my mum would have warned me about if she spoke to me.

Good plan. Just pop us the air-fare, or if it's more convenient, your credit card details.

Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla Ice

Far far astray, back to the innocence that i have.
Your mom would have loved me

Sure no worries, ill give it to you when i get to your place..you sent the tickets didn't you..ang is so looking forward to meeting you both.

 

[Kylan]

Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla Ice

Far far astray, back to the innocence that i have.
Your mom would have loved me

Sure no worries, ill give it to you when i get to your place..you sent the tickets didn't you..ang is so looking forward to meeting you both.

Freezing ~ Moonlight Awakening

Naww, it's a well known statistical fact I've just made up that you're worse than me. Just ask anyone that doesn't know me. -- I reckon she would. She came from a family of 13 (12 girls, one guy) so she must have had learned a modicum of patience waiting in the queue for that bathroom.

Yup, I sent them via air-mail. - - I'm really looking forward to meeting that woman of yours as well. I can't wait to see her perform the way you tell me she does in PM. Oh dear, I do so hope I haven't gotten you into any trouble there.

 

[joeys-game]

Freezing ~ Moonlight Awakening

Naww, it's a well known statistical fact I've just made up that you're worse than me. Just ask anyone that doesn't know me. -- I reckon she would. She came from a family of 13 (12 girls, one guy) so she must have had learned a modicum of patience waiting in the queue for that bathroom.

Yup, I sent them via air-mail. - - I'm really looking forward to meeting that woman of yours as well. I can't wait to see her perform the way you tell me she does in PM. Oh dear, I do so hope I haven't gotten you into any trouble there.

You Aint Seen Nothing Yet, BTO

I'm sure you tested her resolve..over and over.*** would have been the 'good child'..you know, the one that always behaves, never gets caught and laughs as I watch you get into trouble.. Only in your best intrests however.
Now you promised you would keep those pm conversations private..i'm sure you wouldn't want most of the content flying around lit damn it
and she is..absolutely..the best..and loves to perform'

 

[Kylan]

You Aint Seen Nothing Yet, BTO

I'm sure you tested her resolve..over and over.*** would have been the 'good child'..you know, the one that always behaves, never gets caught and laughs as I watch you get into trouble.. Only in your best intrests however.
Now you promised you would keep those pm conversations private..i'm sure you wouldn't want most of the content flying around lit damn it
and she is..absolutely..the best..and loves to perform'

Save Me!! ~ Queen

I had one or two moments, yes. -- Yup, I know, you mean you'd be the snivelling little shit. My brother was a bit like that. I remember once he stood outside the kitchen window laughing at me so I threw a stone that we used for a door-stop at him. I was inside at the time. *sigh* happy times.

Damn, sorry Bud. I meant to hit the 'Preview Post' but caught 'Submit' by mistake. And 'cause I'm new round here I've no idea how to edit. -- I can't wait to see her juggle the saucepans whilst balancing on the cooker. she sure sounds a talented girl.