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[joeys-game]

Mama Said Knock You Out ~ L.l. Cool J

Do be careful not to bang your ass on the desk as you get up. I'd hate to see you in any discomfort. -- An easier option then the Internet? I doubt you'll find it, Bud, where else could you get to chat to wickedly desirable women? Well, apart from at home, but you can't turn them off when they start to prattle on like we actually care that they ruined the laundry because of our 'Home J Simpson' red socks.

I will, at least try. Perhaps later today, time permitting.

Y'all don't wanna, mad skillz '

Me in discomfort..uhhuh..well..not at the moment anyway..
Its nice to tune out, you can do that on the internet, not in rl though , least not with Ang..little bitch won't allow it..then its spankin time
got your work cut out for you..busy day?

 

[Kylan]

Y'all don't wanna, mad skillz '

Me in discomfort..uhhuh..well..not at the moment anyway..
Its nice to tune out, you can do that on the internet, not in rl though , least not with Ang..little bitch won't allow it..then its spankin time
got your work cut out for you..busy day?

It Just Might Be A One-shot Deal? ~ Frank Zappa

Can be tough at times to tune out on the Net as well. I know a few folks around the world for years now. I've never seen them, but they still like to keep in touch. I do as well, but not when I'm on page 48 of 'Goggling' "free BDSM Rape"

I honestly don't know how busy I'm going to be. I kinda take the day as it comes, but I do get greedy. It's like, 'Get that job done, you worthless creatures upon this pile of accursed clay, I need the money."

 

[joeys-game]

It Just Might Be A One-shot Deal? ~ Frank Zappa

Can be tough at times to tune out on the Net as well. I know a few folks around the world for years now. I've never seen them, but they still like to keep in touch. I do as well, but not when I'm on page 48 of 'Goggling' "free BDSM Rape"

I honestly don't know how busy I'm going to be. I kinda take the day as it comes, but I do get greedy. It's like, 'Get that job done, you worthless creatures upon this pile of accursed clay, I need the money."

Theme from loaded gun, Matt Dusk


Smartass, so in other words, shut the fuck up joey..lol
Sounds like an educational site, have a link?
I could learn a few things or refresh.

 

[lovemonster]

Hit Me With Your Best Shot ~ Pat Benatar

Erm, you don't mind if I don't give you the opportunity to find our if CBT would work on me, do you? -- Nope, It would spoil my reputation as an all round, good egg (shouldn' that be oval??) if I was seen to be taking advantage such a pristine example of virginal womanhood as yourself on the threads. -- Stop being a brat or I shall spank you. Nernerner

Daleks can fly?! Oh no, mankind is doomed. Have you noticed how it's nearly always 'mankind' and not 'womankind'? Perhaps it's because 'woman' and 'kind' just don't belong in the same sentence. It even looked odd in that one.

Tabbed browsing means I have to log off the PC an hour before I log on, and so is the main reason I don't get to chat to yo ... Oh, I see why you like it.

Bang Bang, You're Dead - Dirty Pretty Things

I don't mind if you don't give me the opportunity, but it won't stop my trying -- exactly, such a pristine example of virginal womanhood should not be taken advantage of on the threads....on the table, floor, bed, car hood or anywhere else you like, but not on the threads! -- Oh, like that's going to stop me being a brat?? Nernernernernerner. And just for good measure....Ner.

Hmmm....yes, it's almost looks as bad as 'Kylan' and 'kind' in the same sentence...it gives me the shivers just to type it...

Of course I don't like it if it means I don't get to anno...I mean chat to you... I do hope we get to catch up soon.

Have a great day

 

[Kylan]

Theme from loaded gun, Matt Dusk


Smartass, so in other words, shut the fuck up joey..lol
Sounds like an educational site, have a link?
I could learn a few things or refresh.

Guns Don't Kill Ducklings, Ducklings Kill Ducklings ~ Frenzal Rhomb

Now, you know that's not what I meant. Don't make me come over there and slap that cute tush of yours 'til you like it.

Sorry, but there is no way I could possibly link you to a site which contains thumbnails of women being assaulted, for I, with my superior intelligence to you, a man who lives thousands of miles away and I more then likely will never meet, have decided that it would be wrong for you to view said images because you can't separate fact from fiction. I can view said images because I know I'm a nice guy.

Where the hell did all that blue font come from??

*disclaimer* The management of this thread claim no responsibility for any links clicked on by general members of the public. They do view them themselves because, well, just because, but if your PC crashes, or starts to turn your TV on and off when watching sports, please refer to sub-section 3 (456281 b paragraph 2) and press 1 to listen to some nice calming music while your PC takes your SO out for dinner*

 

[Kylan]

Bang Bang, You're Dead - Dirty Pretty Things

I don't mind if you don't give me the opportunity, but it won't stop my trying -- exactly, such a pristine example of virginal womanhood should not be taken advantage of on the threads....on the table, floor, bed, car hood or anywhere else you like, but not on the threads! -- Oh, like that's going to stop me being a brat?? Nernernernernerner. And just for good measure....Ner.

Hmmm....yes, it's almost looks as bad as 'Kylan' and 'kind' in the same sentence...it gives me the shivers just to type it...

Of course I don't like it if it means I don't get to anno...I mean chat to you... I do hope we get to catch up soon.

Have a great day

She Bangs!! ~ Ricky Martin

I don't mind you trying CBT as long I don't give you the opportunity. So I can take you anywhere I like bar the threads ... thanks for giving me permission, I really, really needed it. Ner, so there, let that be the end of it, thy whore of satin, now get back to where I'm taking you, post haste.

Please type 'Kylan' and 'Kind' out a quazillion times. Because I, a strange man you met on the Interweb, like what it does to your breasts.

You don't annoy me in the slightest, I find you fascinating. Please feel free to tell me anything you like. I promise not to laugh at you more than I already do.

 

[Essa]

We Should Get Together - Artful Dodger

Yeah, I suppose there's something for everyone out there, might corner a market

Have a great night, speak soon

Me, You And Everybody ~ Gomez

You never know, I've seen a market for worse

 

[Essa]

Cool Enough For You? ~ Five Iron Frenzy

And you expect me to know that how exactly? If I wanted to listen to me, I wouldn't have got you.

Cool, Daddy Cool ~ Kid Rock

Isn't it such a good job you've got me then?

 

[Kylan]

Cool, Daddy Cool ~ Kid Rock

Isn't it such a good job you've got me then?

Daughter Of Darkness ~ Tom Jones

Yup, I would count my blessings ... if I could count and were blessed.

 

[Essa]

Daughter Of Darkness ~ Tom Jones

Yup, I would count my blessings ... if I could count and were blessed.

Son Of Sam ~ Macabre

You're truly blessed and boy you know it

 

[joeys-game]

Guns Don't Kill Ducklings, Ducklings Kill Ducklings ~ Frenzal Rhomb

Now, you know that's not what I meant. Don't make me come over there and slap that cute tush of yours 'til you like it.

Sorry, but there is no way I could possibly link you to a site which contains thumbnails of women being assaulted, for I, with my superior intelligence to you, a man who lives thousands of miles away and I more then likely will never meet, have decided that it would be wrong for you to view said images because you can't separate fact from fiction. I can view said images because I know I'm a nice guy.

Where the hell did all that blue font come from??

*disclaimer* The management of this thread claim no responsibility for any links clicked on by general members of the public. They do view them themselves because, well, just because, but if your PC crashes, or starts to turn your TV on and off when watching sports, please refer to sub-section 3 (456281 b paragraph 2) and press 1 to listen to some nice calming music while your PC takes your SO out for dinner*

Here comes the birds, Aqua

Promises promises kylan, you know how i like that damn it but don't telll everyone

Holy crap and then some..that nice little site is somewhat *gulp* tame don't you think? I know you want for it to be real, how you yearn for it to be *damn* reality..but..but..but. (stares) .*what the fuck...shit..reality..but it aint and YOU CAN'T I REPEAT CAN'T REALLY DO THOSE THINGS.......................um, can you?

 

[lovemonster]

She Bangs!! ~ Ricky Martin

I don't mind you trying CBT as long I don't give you the opportunity. So I can take you anywhere I like bar the threads ... thanks for giving me permission, I really, really needed it. Ner, so there, let that be the end of it, thy whore of satin, now get back to where I'm taking you, post haste.

Please type 'Kylan' and 'Kind' out a quazillion times. Because I, a strange man you met on the Interweb, like what it does to your breasts.

You don't annoy me in the slightest, I find you fascinating. Please feel free to tell me anything you like. I promise not to laugh at you more than I already do.

Killer Queen - Queen

I shall just have to try CBT on you when you're not expecting it then. Of course you really, really needed it, you don't think I'd let you take advantage of me whenever you felt like it do you? Whore of satin? I prefer silk myself. So ner. Ner ner. Ner ner ner ner. Ner................................................ner.

I would, but I'm too busy at the moment. Can I just jiggle my breasts for a bit instead? It'll save us both time....

I'm obviously not trying hard enough then. You haven't mentioned having an itchy palm in ages now

 

[Kylan]

Son Of Sam ~ Macabre

You're truly blessed and boy you know it

Sam Jones? ~ Richard Thompson

Yup, I'm holding all the cards. Only problem being is that everyone else is playing chess.

 

[Kylan]

Here comes the birds, Aqua

Promises promises kylan, you know how i like that damn it but don't telll everyone

Holy crap and then some..that nice little site is somewhat *gulp* tame don't you think? I know you want for it to be real, how you yearn for it to be *damn* reality..but..but..but. (stares) .*what the fuck...shit..reality..but it aint and YOU CAN'T I REPEAT CAN'T REALLY DO THOSE THINGS.......................um, can you?

Flying To My Home? ~ Paul McCartney

Nobody ever reads this thread so don't worry, your secrets quite safe in here.

No, those things never happen … because savouring the sights and sounds of the ripping of clothing, clattering chains as manacled wrists twist and tug, bang into walls, captured females being wrenched this way and that by savage male hands, screaming and sobbing as those callous hands move down their captured bodies, tearing everything away, reaching down brutally, yanking off skirts, stockings, jeans, sneakers, brassieres, panties, sandals; turning wives, girlfriends and mothers into nothing more than holes, mere sheaths for cock … is illegal and therefore as wrong as not using a full-stop in this paragraph, period

 

[Kylan]

Killer Queen - Queen

I shall just have to try CBT on you when you're not expecting it then. Of course you really, really needed it, you don't think I'd let you take advantage of me whenever you felt like it do you? Whore of satin? I prefer silk myself. So ner. Ner ner. Ner ner ner ner. Ner................................................ner.

I would, but I'm too busy at the moment. Can I just jiggle my breasts for a bit instead? It'll save us both time....

I'm obviously not trying hard enough then. You haven't mentioned having an itchy palm in ages now

Can't Fuck With Queen Bee ~ Lil'' Kim

Ah-ha, you committed the fatal flaw of telling me you want to try out your CBT when I'm not expecting it, so I'll be expecting it. Oh for crying out loud, Lady, 'Whore of Silk' doesn't have near the same ring to it as 'Whore of Satin' ... but if you're not happy *bangs mighty staff of Domlyness on floor* I hereby name thee 'Whore of Curtain Lining'. Go to serve Lord Black-lace of Agadoo.

I try not to talk of itchy palms, bad for the Internet rep an' all that.

 

[lovemonster]

Can't Fuck With Queen Bee ~ Lil'' Kim

Ah-ha, you committed the fatal flaw of telling me you want to try out your CBT when I'm not expecting it, so I'll be expecting it. Oh for crying out loud, Lady, 'Whore of Silk' doesn't have near the same ring to it as 'Whore of Satin' ... but if you're not happy *bangs mighty staff of Domlyness on floor* I hereby name thee 'Whore of Curtain Lining'. Go to serve Lord Black-lace of Agadoo.

I try not to talk of itchy palms, bad for the Internet rep an' all that.

Don't Mess With Me - Whitesnake

Ah yes, but you'll be expecting it at all the wrong times.....I'll actually be doing it when you're not expecting to expect it... Ooh, Whore of Curtain Lining sounds good, and it's such a useful thing too Just to clarify my duties, do I have to push pineapples, shake the tree and grind coffee for Lord Black-Lace?

Of course it is, how silly of me. Just whisper it to me, I promise I won't tell anyone

 

[joeys-game]

Flying To My Home? ~ Paul McCartney

Nobody ever reads this thread so don't worry, your secrets quite safe in here.

No, those things never happen … because savouring the sights and sounds of the ripping of clothing, clattering chains as manacled wrists twist and tug, bang into walls, captured females being wrenched this way and that by savage male hands, screaming and sobbing as those callous hands move down their captured bodies, tearing everything away, reaching down brutally, yanking off skirts, stockings, jeans, sneakers, brassieres, panties, sandals; turning wives, girlfriends and mothers into nothing more than holes, mere sheaths for cock … is illegal and therefore as wrong as not using a full-stop in this paragraph, period

Night, wind sent, Blondie

are you sure its safe, really are ya sure?

i could never ever do any of those things, never even watch anyone do those things..wouldn't want to be shown all that, shown how to rip the clothes off a slut, spreqad her wide, whip her sexy body into a frenzy and then use her for my pleasure, as a vwessel..no way man..only bad boys do that shit

 

[Kylan]

Don't Mess With Me - Whitesnake

Ah yes, but you'll be expecting it at all the wrong times.....I'll actually be doing it when you're not expecting to expect it... Ooh, Whore of Curtain Lining sounds good, and it's such a useful thing too Just to clarify my duties, do I have to push pineapples, shake the tree and grind coffee for Lord Black-Lace?

Of course it is, how silly of me. Just whisper it to me, I promise I won't tell anyone

Get Over Yourself ~ Shedaisy

I reckon I'll know 96% of the time when you're looking for CBT. As usual, I shall ignore the 5% times when I'm wrong and just go hide ... Yes, 'Whore Of Curtain-Lining' is a most prestigious title. Now you may hold your head low in the ranks of the 'Venetian Whores' in shame. {Damn, that was nearly so wrong in so many ways} -- Yes, and remember at all times to do-do-do, go on and do the conga, and verily, choo-choo-choo, that train across the floor, as well.

O.k.... if you're sure no-one will ever find out.

I want to tease your flesh with mine until you whimper, until you gasp and tremble uncontrollably with beautific womanly desire.

 

[lovemonster]

Get Over Yourself ~ Shedaisy

I reckon I'll know 96% of the time when you're looking for CBT. As usual, I shall ignore the 5% times when I'm wrong and just go hide ... Yes, 'Whore Of Curtain-Lining' is a most prestigious title. Now you may hold your head low in the ranks of the 'Venetian Whores' in shame. {Damn, that was nearly so wrong in so many ways} -- Yes, and remember at all times to do-do-do, go on and do the conga, and verily, choo-choo-choo, that train across the floor, as well.

O.k.... if you're sure no-one will ever find out.

I want to tease your flesh with mine until you whimper, until you gasp and tremble uncontrollably with beautific womanly desire.

One, Two, Fuck You - Bush

I shall just sneak in that spare 1% that you forgot about when you were adding up .... Damn, there was me hoping I'd get to be part of the 'Valance and Tieback Whores' instead -- Of course, there is no question about that. I will, of course endeavour to sleep, wave, hitch a ride, sneeze, walk, swim, ski and spray within the course of my duties too...

I'm absolutely positive nobody will find out, I've told everyone not to come in this thread whilst you whisper it...

Damn, I thought you were going to tell me about your itchy palms?

 

[Essa]

Sam Jones? ~ Richard Thompson

Yup, I'm holding all the cards. Only problem being is that everyone else is playing chess.

Sam Hell ~ Helmet

That's because they know you can't play chess

 

[lovemonster]

Me, You And Everybody ~ Gomez

You never know, I've seen a market for worse

Hell Of A Party! - Air

Oh yes? Do tell me more....

Afternoon Essa

 

[Essa]

Hell Of A Party! - Air

Oh yes? Do tell me more....

Afternoon Essa

Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'round ~ Dead Kennedys

Well if there's a market for willy tits there's a market for anything

Afternoon LM you having a good one?

 

[lovemonster]

Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'round ~ Dead Kennedys

Well if there's a market for willy tits there's a market for anything

Afternoon LM you having a good one?

The Way You Like It - Adema

ROFL, those things are damn freaky!

I'm not doing so bad thanks hun, how's you?

 

[Essa]

The Way You Like It - Adema

ROFL, those things are damn freaky!

I'm not doing so bad thanks hun, how's you?

That's The Way We're Livin' ~ New Edition

I don't know, I wouldn't mind a pair for them long mornings in bed

Doing good thanks, love the new av, you look beautiful

 

[lovemonster]

That's The Way We're Livin' ~ New Edition

I don't know, I wouldn't mind a pair for them long mornings in bed

Doing good thanks, love the new av, you look beautiful

Life's So Hard - 2Pac

LOL, good way to practice those blowjobs...

Thanks honey, I seem to have picked a good one this time