lovemonster
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Essa said:Bed Of Nails? ~ Alice Cooper![]()
I'm being entertained shall we say![]()
Needles & Pins - The Searchers

Oh yes, me too

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Essa said:Bed Of Nails? ~ Alice Cooper![]()
I'm being entertained shall we say![]()


joeys-game said:Night, wind sent, Blondie
are you sure its safe, really are ya sure?
i could never ever do any of those things, never even watch anyone do those things..wouldn't want to be shown all that, shown how to rip the clothes off a slut, spreqad her wide, whip her sexy body into a frenzy and then use her for my pleasure, as a vwessel..no way man..only bad boys do that shit![]()

lovemonster said:One, Two, Fuck You - Bush
I shall just sneak in that spare 1% that you forgot about when you were adding up .... Damn, there was me hoping I'd get to be part of the 'Valance and Tieback Whores' instead-- Of course, there is no question about that. I will, of course endeavour to sleep, wave, hitch a ride, sneeze, walk, swim, ski and spray within the course of my duties too...
I'm absolutely positive nobody will find out, I've told everyone not to come in this thread whilst you whisper it...
Damn, I thought you were going to tell me about your itchy palms?
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Kylan said:Please Do Me Right ~ Andreas Johnson
I do like a girl that gives everything 102% … Sorry, but you have to fail the ’Whore Of Organza’ class first. In the mean time, if you insert a Tampax and chew on a Mars-bar (I think that’s the right way around) it will aid you to do things like fly-kites and jump out of perfectly good airplanes while you work, rest and play. I must remember to ring my good friend Mick Jagger about that ’Mars Bar’ thing, though![]()
There are many ways of curing itches, precious.![]()

a.j.angel said:Even In The Quietest Moments, Supertramp.
hi Kylan, hows the sexy man this morning![]()
I Dreamed You ~ Anastacia
Essa said:Sam Hell ~ Helmet![]()
That's because they know you can't play chess![]()
lovemonster said:The Way You Like It? - Adema
Oh, I never give less than 103% unless it's a Sunday, when I give 102.5%. Oh dammit, I passed that one....can I resit? Do you know, I could never rollerblade until I started using Tampax... *ponders*...while you're speaking to him, can you ask if a Snickers bar works just as well? Or are you allergic to nuts?
You'll have to tell me about them sometime...![]()
Kylan said:As The Reflection Slowly Fades? ~ Goatwhore
No. You have to wait to fail your 'Organza' test. Now, calm down and pull yourself together. -- I won't say what I'm thinking about 'stabilisers' -- Nope, I don't think I've an allergy to nuts. I've managed to live with me this long and haven't broken out in a rash yet. Mind you, I have rashly broken out.![]()
Oh, I will ...![]()


Kylan said:Learn To Fly ~ The Foo Fighters.
Yup, perfectly safe. No one ever actually reads this thread.![]()
I should hope you wouldn’t want to look at the captives, including that sweet blue eyed temptress who was gazing upon herself as a Venus with a mirror , that slut with tresses the colour of fox-pelt that was after the bath and that alabaster skinned brunette that was just a bather arranging her hair . How out of place they would look in a dark and oppressive place, such as an abandoned mine, their eyes wide open in terror to face the heartless barbarity of man in all it’s savage glory.

lovemonster said:Rearview Mirror Romance? - Cheap Trick
Oh, do you mind if I drape myself over you while I'm waiting? One thing I must know the answer to...did Holly Valance fail her test too? -- No, I got rid of the stabilisers when I had a chemical imbalance -- LOL, well all I need to know is if I have an allergy to nuts....nope, I'm talking to you, I must be fine.
Glad to hear it....![]()
joeys-game said:Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here) ,Fall Out Boy
Good, ill take your word for it then. Always was too trusting.
hell, wouldn't they just..the sheer terror, the anticipation of ravishment, the longing for defilement...sends shivers straight through me![]()
Kylan said:Backseat Of A Greyhound Bus? ~ Sara Evans
You do know if you drape yourself over me it could well be curtains? As to your Holly Valance query, seeing as you must know the answer, I will tell you…quite soon. __ Good for you. I feel much better since I sorted my own imbalance out. I am now temper and mental in equal quantities -- Perhaps you should stand real, real close to me to double check you don’t break out in red-welts.![]()
You may be, or you may not.![]()


lovemonster said:Needles & Pins - The Searchers
Oh yes, me too![]()
thank fuck it's Friday
Kylan said:Welcome To Bedlam ~ Stormwitch
Hey, I'd whoop your arse anyday ... and at chess as well![]()
Essa said:Bloody, Pit Of Horror ~ Lividity![]()
Don't I just know it, after last night, I'm perching very carefully on the edge of this bloody chair![]()

joeys-game said:![]()
Love Hurts, Nazareth
Sounds like a good time was had by all![]()
Essa said:Rusty Nails ~ God Dethroned![]()
Afternoon Lmthank fuck it's Friday
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Yup, gotta agree with that sentiment

Essa said:Bad Medicine ~ Bon Jovi![]()
Hey joey![]()
Well I wouldn't say by all , but it was for my own good.
Honest I think so.
How's everything with you?
joeys-game said:Hurt so good, Bryan Adams.![]()
Im good, i think![]()
of course it was for yourown good, your a bad girl after all nd need guidance![]()
lovemonster said:A Box Full Of Sharp Objects? - Used
Afternoon EssaYup, gotta agree with that sentiment
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Essa said:Tools Of The Trade ~ Nasum![]()
Got much planned for you and your lovely hubby?![]()

lovemonster said:Night Of The Long Knives? - AC/DC
Not much really, might see if I can persuade him to do some more photos tomorrow night...How about you two?
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Essa said:Clocks And Spoons ~ John Prine![]()
A quiet night for us I reckon after last nights anticsA few drinks, a laugh and maybe some pics later on
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Essa said:I Wish That I Could Hurt That Way Again ~ Brenda Lee![]()
I know, mustn't make HIM look bad on the boards![]()
Of course, I understand why perfectly.![]()

Kylan said:A Letter For The Lady Who Haunts My Nights? ~ Ever Since
Funnily enough, I've been accused of being too thrusting as well![]()
Yes, I'm not surprised you're shivering. It would be just wrong to imagine running a hand through the silky mane of that blonde; tracing the outline of the freckled redhead's cheek; cupping the cunt-mound of the dark-haired girl, making her gasp and turn her face to one side, brows furrowed. You see, perhaps in another life these women could be found between the covers of an 'Ideal Homes' magazine. Typical suburban housewives. Classic and Homespun. Absolute apple-pie. To see them as nothing more than cock-fodder, mere woman animals, would be ... terrible.
