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[Kylan]

Dirty Backseat Car Thing - Ass Ponys

Oh yes, I'm not blind to the possibility. I know you might tieback my arms while you investigate beneath my pelmet. -- I'm glad to hear that, at least nobody could accuse you of not being consistent -- Okay then, you better come down here so I can stand real, real close to you for testing purposes.

Oh, I'm sure I will be.

Back In The High Life Again ~ Warren Zevon


I’m glad you’re hanging with me, but I do feel it’s important you keep on track, so I can’t let you off the hook just yet. Tell you what, I’ll give you a ring when you’re in pole position. -- I can always be relied on to be consistent. Sure thing, you come sit on my knee and we’ll discuss the first thing that pops up.

Why am I thinking Venus with a mirror in a mine-shaft??

Damn kids and their Cluedo …

 

[Kylan]

Bloody, Pit Of Horror ~ Lividity

Don't I just know it, after last night, I'm perching very carefully on the edge of this bloody chair

Do I Have Your Attention? ~ The Blood Arm

I take it that's the reason you hit the cap's lock when you mentioned 'HIM' back there. Perfectly understandable, under the circumstances.

 

[Kylan]

Night Moves, Bob Seger

Thrust harder, faster deeper...something like that?

Forcing thier arousal, making them beg to be fucked, beg for release and not allowing the release, letting your spunk coat thier slippery cunts, cover thier erect clits..but never letting them cum....

The Game Of Chess? ~ Cemetery Of Scream

Not at all!! I'm known for my gentleness. Just 'cause you're a cruel and sadistic lover doesn't make me one.

Yes, I agree fully…. to think of such fine upstanding members of the community as nothing more than meat. Just meat. Sweet, screaming, woman-meat decaying in an abandoned mine-shaft, their flesh on fire from savage beatings, faces bruised and cut, eyes moving from one aggressor to the other under a single, buzzing florescent tube in a fruitless search for pity, mouthing words impossible to understand as men begin to circle like sharks scenting blood; jerking off, smiling, encouraging one another to greater acts of sexual violence … is just wrong in so very many ways.

Please note: The post you have just read was for the eyes of those over 18, or in some states, 21. If you have read aforementioned post and find yourself traumatised, please remember it is a work of fiction. There is no evil in the world, no crime, no war, no destruction, so please sleep safe and sound in the knowledge that bad things never happen to good people.

 

[lovemonster]

Back In The High Life Again ~ Warren Zevon


I’m glad you’re hanging with me, but I do feel it’s important you keep on track, so I can’t let you off the hook just yet. Tell you what, I’ll give you a ring when you’re in pole position. -- I can always be relied on to be consistent. Sure thing, you come sit on my knee and we’ll discuss the first thing that pops up.

Why am I thinking Venus with a mirror in a mine-shaft??

Damn kids and their Cluedo …

Uptown Girl - Billy Joel

Thank you so much, I don't want to go off the rails, I'm not really a voile person you know, I just got caught on the net. But I'm lining myself up for any eventuality. -- Oh, absolutely. Consistently inconsistent. The first thing that pops up if I sit on your knee will most likely be your kneecap....

Not Kylan in the dungeon with a fibreglass cane?

 

[brigid_fitch]

Interrupting the Scenery? ~ Novice

 

[Kylan]

Uptown Girl - Billy Joel

Thank you so much, I don't want to go off the rails, I'm not really a voile person you know, I just got caught on the net. But I'm lining myself up for any eventuality. -- Oh, absolutely. Consistently inconsistent. The first thing that pops up if I sit on your knee will most likely be your kneecap....

Not Kylan in the dungeon with a fibreglass cane?

Poor Little Rich Girl ~ Uriah Heep

Not a problem, I'm happy to have you hanging around as you are more than pleasing to the eyelets. As long as you don't start that infernal pleating again, I shall keep tabs on you. -- Nope, If you were anywhere near my knee the first thing to pop would be the elastic on your panties as I wrenched them from your delicious body.

Perhaps in the bedroom with a rubber flogger? It's made from the inner-tubes of bicycle wheels...Yes, I'm an old romantic.

 

[Kylan]

Interrupting the Scenery? ~ Novice

Vision... In My Mind ~ 911

 

[joeys-game]

The Game Of Chess? ~ Cemetery Of Scream

Not at all!! I'm known for my gentleness. Just 'cause you're a cruel and sadistic lover doesn't make me one.

Yes, I agree fully…. to think of such fine upstanding members of the community as nothing more than meat. Just meat. Sweet, screaming, woman-meat decaying in an abandoned mine-shaft, their flesh on fire from savage beatings, faces bruised and cut, eyes moving from one aggressor to the other under a single, buzzing florescent tube in a fruitless search for pity, mouthing words impossible to understand as men begin to circle like sharks scenting blood; jerking off, smiling, encouraging one another to greater acts of sexual violence … is just wrong in so very many ways.

Please note: The post you have just read was for the eyes of those over 18, or in some states, 21. If you have read aforementioned post and find yourself traumatised, please remember it is a work of fiction. There is no evil in the world, no crime, no war, no destruction, so please sleep safe and sound in the knowledge that bad things never happen to good people.

Head Games, Foreigner

Kind of brings a warm fuzzy feeling to me, to think of those women (fine upstanding pillars of society) as no different than any other women today. Begging and screaming, enjoying the brutal assault on thier ample bodies..wanting more but saying "no"..a tear to my eye Kylan..


UUHHHHHH, and who says i'm a sadistic lover
Surely you jest

 

[lovemonster]

Poor Little Rich Girl ~ Uriah Heep

Not a problem, I'm happy to have you hanging around as you are more than pleasing to the eyelets. As long as you don't start that infernal pleating again, I shall keep tabs on you. -- Nope, If you were anywhere near my knee the first thing to pop would be the elastic on your panties as I wrenched them from your delicious body.

Perhaps in the bedroom with a rubber flogger? It's made from the inner-tubes of bicycle wheels...Yes, I'm an old romantic.

Jenny From The Block - J-Lo

Thank you, your kindness has me hooked. If you were a burglar, you'd have my swag. It's a good job I have you to look after me, otherwise I'd be roman blind, but I don't want to say too much, that would be window dressing it up -- That would be, of course, if I were wearing any

Hmmm, how about in the dining room with the scold's bridle? You old romantic, you...

 

[Kylan]

Head Games, Foreigner

Kind of brings a warm fuzzy feeling to me, to think of those women (fine upstanding pillars of society) as no different than any other women today. Begging and screaming, enjoying the brutal assault on thier ample bodies..wanting more but saying "no"..a tear to my eye Kylan..


UUHHHHHH, and who says i'm a sadistic lover
Surely you jest

I Think I'm Paranoid ~ Garbage

A-ha, so you are a happiest when your being the sadist, I knew it!! I, being of sound Irish Catholic stock, have a nose for these things. Alas, I fear you too must be punished for trying to lead me astray with your wicked ways, you bad, bad man.

Me?! Jest?! Nawww, never been known to happen. It'd be bad for my Internet Rep.

 

[Kylan]

Jenny From The Block - J-Lo

Thank you, your kindness has me hooked. If you were a burglar, you'd have my swag. It's a good job I have you to look after me, otherwise I'd be roman blind, but I don't want to say too much, that would be window dressing it up -- That would be, of course, if I were wearing any

Hmmm, how about in the dining room with the scold's bridle? You old romantic, you...

Nasty Girl!! ~ Nelly

Shame that...I was rather hoping you'd be a Roman around Blind so I could hook you up to a blind chain lift mechanism. Oh, I'd be quite happy for you to be window dressed, strip curtains are all the rage apparently.

Damn, a scold's bridle...what a happy thought. I haven't seen that used for months in reality, or indeed on film. I must check out them videos I shoved up the attic when we got the DVD player ...

How about in the scullery with the scavengers daughter?

 

[a.j.angel]

The Voyeur (I like to watch), Fish

hi you sexy man, how are you this morning
I f your going to punish joey, i must watch

The story you two are weaving has me quite ..um,..well its a very hot story.

 

[Kylan]

The Voyeur (I like to watch), Fish

hi you sexy man, how are you this morning
I f your going to punish joey, i must watch

The story you two are weaving has me quite ..um,..well its a very hot story.

I've Been Watching You ~ Natalie Imbruglia

Hi beautiful, what a glorious sight you truly are on a dark evening. 7:00pm here and all is wonderfully ebon and menacing outside.

I may allow you to watch, or I may not. Much depends on your behaviour

I will confess that I think Joey is a damn good writer. But don't tell him I said so, or I shall have to come up with some way of punishing you both.

 

[a.j.angel]

I've Been Watching You ~ Natalie Imbruglia

Hi beautiful, what a glorious sight you truly are on a dark evening. 7:00pm here and all is wonderfully ebon and menacing outside.

I may allow you to watch, or I may not. Much depends on your behaviour

I will confess that I think Joey is a damn good writer. But don't tell him I said so, or I shall have to come up with some way of punishing you both.

From Where?, Mad Skillz

Velvet skies, stormy sounds..*shivers*..I like storms, the crashing thunder ..
Well if i'm good, i'm really , really good but when i'm BAD i'm better

I wouldn't dream of it, he thinks the same way of you..*who said that*

 

[Kylan]

From Where?, Mad Skillz

Velvet skies, stormy sounds..*shivers*..I like storms, the crashing thunder ..
Well if i'm good, i'm really , really good but when i'm BAD i'm better

I wouldn't dream of it, he thinks the same way of you..*who said that*

Here ... In Your Bedroom ~ Goldfinger

I love the night, everything transforms in the shadows, and when the wind blows it appears as though dark, sinister strangers are awaiting in those bushes just up ahead ...

Alas, I've never been bad. But Joey is trying to help me out on that. I'm sure there was something I meant to tell you to do as a thank you to ... nevermind, I can't recall.

Well, when I said he was good, obviously I meant not as good as me, so you should be O.k

 

[a.j.angel]

Here ... In Your Bedroom ~ Goldfinger

I love the night, everything transforms in the shadows, and when the wind blows it appears as though dark, sinister strangers are awaiting in those bushes just up ahead ...

Alas, I've never been bad. But Joey is trying to help me out on that. I'm sure there was something I meant to tell you to do as a thank you to ... nevermind, I can't recall.

Well, when I said he was good, obviously I meant not as good as me, so you should be O.k

Under The Covers, Spill Canvas


Those bushes right there...is there a stranger lurking..oh, its you..well....

Joey is good at being bad but you are no stranger to the badboy ..not as far as i can tell ..you will lead one another far off the beaten path if your not too careful

That good are you, i'm visualizing just how good....

 

[Kylan]

Under The Covers, Spill Canvas


Those bushes right there...is there a stranger lurking..oh, its you..well....

Joey is good at being bad but you are no stranger to the badboy ..not as far as i can tell ..you will lead one another far off the beaten path if your not too careful

That good are you, i'm visualizing just how good....

In Between The Sheets ~ Glass Casket

Is it me you see standing in the shadows of the naked branches beside that decrepit bench you pass so often in your mundane daily routine? Perhaps, perhaps not. I wonder what I might be doing there ...

Nope, I cannot tell a lie, it's all Joey's fault.

Oh, I have my moments of being good, but like your beautific, wanton self, I much prefer to be bad ... shame I don't know how.

 

[Essa]

Bone Against Steel? - .38 Special

Yes, I heard you had a bit of an evening last night...

Bone Fucker ~ Exhumed

Hope you had a great holiday and had plenty of sun, sea and ... tell you what, forget I mentioned the first two

 

[Essa]

Do I Have Your Attention? ~ The Blood Arm

I take it that's the reason you hit the cap's lock when you mentioned 'HIM' back there. Perfectly understandable, under the circumstances.

Sir, Yes Sir ~ Tomahawk

I'm glad you understand, the circumstances were definitely to blame

 

[Kylan]

Sir, Yes Sir ~ Tomahawk

I'm glad you understand, the circumstances were definitely to blame

Sexual Attention? ~ 3t

I'm delighted you found the Sircumstances to your approval. It pleases me to see you appreciate Sir for his cum stances.

 

[brigid_fitch]

Vision... In My Mind ~ 911

Get Outta My Dreams & Into My Car ~ Billy Ocean

 

[a.j.angel]

In Between The Sheets ~ Glass Casket



Is it me you see standing in the shadows of the naked branches beside that decrepit bench you pass so often in your mundane daily routine? Perhaps, perhaps not. I wonder what I might be doing there ...

Nope, I cannot tell a lie, it's all Joey's fault.

Oh, I have my moments of being good, but like your beautific, wanton self, I much prefer to be bad ... shame I don't know how.

Entangled, Genesis

A face, a shadow, is it you?
I glance each time i pass, wondering, looking , waiting to find the answer...
Next time maybe i'll stop and invite you to spend some time?

I t could be joeys fault, but i tend to think not
Equally to blame ..

Want me to teach you?

 

[joeys-game]

I Think I'm Paranoid ~ Garbage

A-ha, so you are a happiest when your being the sadist, I knew it!! I, being of sound Irish Catholic stock, have a nose for these things. Alas, I fear you too must be punished for trying to lead me astray with your wicked ways, you bad, bad man.

Me?! Jest?! Nawww, never been known to happen. It'd be bad for my Internet Rep.

I've Been Hearing Things About You,Vince Gill


What did you have in mind Kylan
Punishment wise I mean..c'mon buddy 'do your best'

What rep..oh , that rep..the sadistic, cruel lover of beautiful women?

 

[Kylan]

Get Outta My Dreams & Into My Car ~ Billy Ocean

Scream If You Wanna Go Faster ~ Geri Halliwell

 

[Kylan]

Entangled, Genesis

A face, a shadow, is it you?
I glance each time i pass, wondering, looking , waiting to find the answer...
Next time maybe i'll stop and invite you to spend some time?

I t could be joeys fault, but i tend to think not
Equally to blame ..

Want me to teach you?

Pretty Tied Up? ~ Guns N Roses

Perhaps it may be me standing beside that forlorn bench ... why not continue your confident stride and see?

Nope. Me an' Joey have decided that he is much worse than me ... but I will admit there is a possibility you are worse than us both combined. Perhaps this eventuality needs further exploration?