Skylar's Desert Palm Inn

[The Duke of Oral]

back to the story...

So my wife wants to stay with her mom for a month while I go ahead and fly over to Hawaii. I was only there 2 days when I had already:

Met two army guys, had my first real Japanese food, went to my first all nude club, and had the wonderful experience of throwing up on a table while one of the dancers was in my lap. I was a bit drunk folks!!

she said (roflmao) "Was it ME?"

more next post

 

[The Duke of Oral]

So needless to say I didn't have her company very long. The army guys helped me to the car and we went back to our quarters and called it a night.

So I meet this people on base at the NCO's club and the next day we go to Bellows AFB Recreational Beach. I'm just enjoying life. And also wondering if my wife, who I knew had more than one reason for not coming over, shouldn't just stay there, stateside.

That evening, we all partied, drank, swam in the ocean, and boogie boarded on the waves. Before I know it, the girls that are with us with their boyfriends, (I felt a little like a 5th wheel, but I was having the time of my life anyway), say "Why don't we all skinny dip!" Before I know it like English Lady said, our clothes were off like lightning pace and we were running, jumping in the water, splashing, swimming, and carrying on. The girls were only playing a trick on us guys though. They acted like they were going to follow, but instead let us run out first, and then they went and got in the cars and turned their headlights on bright!

Hello world.... (roflmao) I'm Rick and I'm naked as a jaybird in Hawaii, How are YOU?!

end of story... (ive got at least a dozen more that are also as entertaining or more about Hawaii). thanks for sharing and reading, The Duke.

 

[BlondBombshell]

Banned huh?

Well zetacon, I actually used to go to a nudist colony occasionally
when I lived in Louisiana. It was quite the experience. Of course
a lot of people don't know this, but the male erection is banned
at these places. Yes it is true. If a male gets an erection he must
either cover or leave until he gets himself, ahem, shall we say
composed. The Duke.

Ok Duke.... now i just need to know who is going to be the woody police.... "umm.... errr.... excuse me sir..... but you seem to be flying your flag more than half mast here." "You are going to have to come with me until we can get this situation under control."


lmao... couldn't resist BB

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Banned huh?

Ok Duke.... now i just need to know who is going to be the woody police.... "umm.... errr.... excuse me sir..... but you seem to be flying your flag more than half mast here." "You are going to have to come with me until we can get this situation under control."


lmao... couldn't resist BB

roflmao .. !!! ..... oh god, "somebodee stop meee".!!!

:kiss;

 

[BlondBombshell]

hmmm....

Wow! You pick colors just as I would. I can almost see it in my mind as you describe it. I so love purple and other warm colors with it. I would love to see a picture of that if you can find one.
You can just put it on and pretend you are on a warm sunny beach with all of us. I am sure that picture would warm us up nicely here in this deep freeze!

I will have to dig around for a pic for you Zeta and see what i can find... the suit is long gone as all that sand, saltwater and chlorine just seems to dissolve them, lol. =)

BB

 

[cajunpeach]

~SNIP~ They acted like they were going to follow, but instead let us run out first, and then they went and got in the cars and turned their headlights on bright!

Hello world.... (roflmao) I'm Rick and I'm naked as a jaybird in Hawaii, How are YOU?!

Wish I had been there with a camera instead of freezing in NJ!

 

[zetacon4]

Re: hmmm....

I will have to dig around for a pic for you Zeta and see what i can find... the suit is long gone as all that sand, saltwater and chlorine just seems to dissolve them, lol. =)

BB

WELL, that would leave you stark naked then. Hehe!
It was a beautiful picture of you in words though.
I'm a sucker for cute suits!!!

 

[zetacon4]

Duke...

Love the story! I ran across several of those same girls. They just love making a fool of guys and taking advantage of us. I had to grow up fast. Would love to hear many more of your stories!

 

[zetacon4]

Re: Banned huh?

Ok Duke.... now i just need to know who is going to be the woody police.... "umm.... errr.... excuse me sir..... but you seem to be flying your flag more than half mast here." "You are going to have to come with me until we can get this situation under control."


lmao... couldn't resist BB

I know! The woody police will come around and tie a yellow ribbon on the offending cock and issue a hard-on ticket.
If the woody lasts more than 5 minutes, additional fines will be issued.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Re: Banned huh?

I know! The woody police will come around and tie a yellow ribbon on the offending cock and issue a hard-on ticket.
If the woody lasts more than 5 minutes, additional fines will be issued.

Alright! Does this mean I could end up on America's Most Wanted Cocks list? Also I would hope the woody control enforcement officer is a woman, which brings to liight my second question of this post: If she fondles the woody, is that considered tampering with evidence? (lmao)

 

[zetacon4]

Re: Re: Re: Banned huh?

Alright! Does this mean I could end up on America's Most Wanted Cocks list? Also I would hope the woody control enforcement officer is a woman, which brings to liight my second question of this post: If she fondles the woody, is that considered tampering with evidence? (lmao)

Truly one of your funniest posts yet!!!

I would think so. And, with her doing that, who could persuade that woody to shrink back to normal? Could make a very funny cartoon clip.

 

[English Lady]

Good afternppn friends and fello literists! *L*


How are we all today? I must say today is pretty good all in all here in england


Oh so you got naked in the spotlights in the end Dukey you cad! I knew you were a party animal! Can't say i've ever been stark naked out in the open...but my first sexual experience happened under a tree in a park with a main road only feet away, I wasn't aware of it at the time, but anyoner walking past would have known what was going on*L* that was the first time i met my then online lover, now husband,we'd only met each other in the flesh a few hours before he pounced on me! I tell you, he lead me astray I was such a good girl before he came along

 

[cajunpeach]

Good Morning

from the frozen south!

Alright! Does this mean I could end up on America's Most Wanted Cocks list? Also I would hope the woody control enforcement officer is a woman, which brings to liight my second question of this post: If she fondles the woody, is that considered tampering with evidence? (lmao)

Perhaps...then again there may not be any evidence left if the wood control is a woman and she has her way with you
Who know, you may get off lightly with only a or two

 

[English Lady]

Good evening!

Anybody around?


My daughter is a joy to behold you know, tonight she had me put on one of her shoes so she could run round the living room stamping that foot and giggling like a maniac*L*

Its amazing what keeps her occupied. Her latest trick is to "clean" her high chair ,she takes ap iece of kitchen roll from me and wipes it across the table of her high chair and smiles at me*S* Its amazing how they learn.


Ahh talking of the joys of children i believe i can hear her wailing now...

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Good evening!

Anybody around?


My daughter is a joy to behold you know, tonight she had me put on one of her shoes so she could run round the living room stamping that foot and giggling like a maniac*L*

Its amazing what keeps her occupied. Her latest trick is to "clean" her high chair ,she takes ap iece of kitchen roll from me and wipes it across the table of her high chair and smiles at me*S* Its amazing how they learn.


Ahh talking of the joys of children i believe i can hear her wailing now...

Hello, I'm here, just doing other things today. In fact The Duke is going to just be Rick and get out of the house for a bit this evening and go see some friends, (some is an understatement, there will be at least 2 dozen of them), and I bet they will be as happy to see me as I am them. I haven't been out to visit them in over 2 weeks, and it is just time. Ahhh ~sigh~ it will be so good to get out and just relax and play pool, darts (english style even), and even the confounded golf machine. Besides, I haven't exactly been myself lately, and I know that part of it is this just feeling shut in. I called a friend and am being picked up in about 2 hours, so I don't suppose you will see many, if any, more postings from this this afternoon (night for you!). Take care, and have a great night. ~everybody~ {{{{{ hugs }}}}}

 

[English Lady]

Well make sure you enjoy yourself Dukey


I am sooo bad at pool..i have no hand eye coordination! I do enjoy trying to play pool though, and I can beat my sister(occassionally)

 

[cajunpeach]

Hello, I'm here, just doing other things today. In fact The Duke is going to just be Rick and get out of the house for a bit this evening and go see some friends, (some is an understatement, there will be at least 2 dozen of them), and I bet they will be as happy to see me as I am them. I haven't been out to visit them in over 2 weeks, and it is just time. Ahhh ~sigh~ it will be so good to get out and just relax and play pool, darts (english style even), and even the confounded golf machine. Besides, I haven't exactly been myself lately, and I know that part of it is this just feeling shut in. I called a friend and am being picked up in about 2 hours, so I don't suppose you will see many, if any, more postings from this this afternoon (night for you!). Take care, and have a great night. ~everybody~ {{{{{ hugs }}}}}

I'm glad you'll have a chance to unwind with friends! Enjoy your afternoon.

 

[BlondBombshell]

Getting my roll of ribbon.......

I know! The woody police will come around and tie a yellow ribbon on the offending cock and issue a hard-on ticket.
If the woody lasts more than 5 minutes, additional fines will be issued.

Ok.... so i have the ribbon. Black leather jacket on, leather pants and of course boots with high heels. I am ready to begin enforcement.

lol ... you guys are just too fun

 

[zetacon4]

Re: Getting my roll of ribbon.......

Ok.... so i have the ribbon. Black leather jacket on, leather pants and of course boots with high heels. I am ready to begin enforcement.

lol ... you guys are just too fun

Hey, what are the charges for coming around and causing woodies????? In that outfit, who could stay soft? We might have to file charges of police harrassment!

Hey, sweetheart, we can always take this problem back to my quarters and see what pops up!

 

[BlondBombshell]

Enjoy your Night Out

Hey Duke.... hope you have a great evening on your night out.
Toasting you ........ Enjoy yourself.

BB

 

[BlondBombshell]

Big Grin.........

Hey, what are the charges for coming around and causing woodies????? In that outfit, who could stay soft? We might have to file charges of police harrassment!

Hey, sweetheart, we can always take this problem back to my quarters and see what pops up!

The charges, huh? (Taking out my handcuffs).... "I think you just may have to come with me while i figure this all out..........."

 

[BlondBombshell]

Pool game....

Well make sure you enjoy yourself Dukey


I am sooo bad at pool..i have no hand eye coordination! I do enjoy trying to play pool though, and I can beat my sister(occassionally)

Ok English Lady.... you would love to play pool with me.... cause i am terrible. Pretty sure you have a chance at winning.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Can you just imagine the mind that came up with Woody Woodpecker? I mean right there are 3 conutations:

Woody
Wood
Pecker

(oh by the way, they're coming to take me away...) in about 10 to 15 minutes. lol

To women of the world: As much as I luuuuuuuv to eat pussy, I must say, that the world would be at the most unbelievable loss if you didn't enjoy sucking cock. And remember: "A good woody, is such a terrible thing to waste". This has been another Duke of Oral Pubic Service Announcement.. Yes I said Pubic.

the five tongued man beast is about to get out.

 

[zetacon4]

Re: Big Grin.........

The charges, huh? (Taking out my handcuffs).... "I think you just may have to come with me while i figure this all out..........."

* smiles broadly as I surrender my hands to her cuffs. *

Oh, padded cuffs! I love that. I also like that evil grin on your face!!

 

[lady*laura]

well I feel stupid........

I am just getting used to this place and I thought Iw as posting on this thread and find out I started a new one.... so my thread will make no sense to the general public....laughing...oh well...mistakes happen.....in the meantime.....just saying hello!