Skylar's Desert Palm Inn

[BlondBombshell]

With a Devilish Smile......

* smiles broadly as I surrender my hands to her cuffs. *

Oh, padded cuffs! I love that. I also like that evil grin on your face!!

Snapping the cuffs on your wrists I lead you off to the dungeon. Oh and yes... I do notice you watching my ass as we go. =)

BB

 

[BlondBombshell]

ha ha ha ...........

Can you just imagine the mind that came up with Woody Woodpecker? I mean right there are 3 conutations:

Woody
Wood
Pecker


the five tongued man beast is about to get out.

Woody wood pecker? I LOVE the way you think Duke. lmao

BB

 

[BlondBombshell]

No worries........

I am just getting used to this place and I thought Iw as posting on this thread and find out I started a new one.... so my thread will make no sense to the general public....laughing...oh well...mistakes happen.....in the meantime.....just saying hello!

Lady Laura, so now that you have your own thread you can post a bunch of stuff there and get your number of posts up if you want to be able to have an av. =)

BB

 

[lady*laura]

feeling stupid.....

please enlighten me oh Blonde Bombshell.....what is an av?

 

[zetacon4]

Hi Laura!

The picture you see under our name on each post.
Welcome!!!

 

[lady*laura]

Thank you for telling me. Maybe I should begin looking for the perfect pic to post......hmmmm.....

 

[tendril]

Evening all........haven't been back for a few days but I see all is well.

Just early evening where I am, think I need a drink from the bar.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Yaaawwwn. Well the Duke is back. I love friends, until they help you have a few more drinks than you needed. Oh well. It's night night time. Hope all had a good evening...

new person on thread.. lady*laura.. hmm.. (HI! just pretending to be coy) Well sweetie I'm glad you made it here. The folks are pretty nice, in fact very nice. Else Guido the Killer Pimp would have bounced em out long ago (lol).
This Inn is not the nicest place in the world, buy by golly we sure have a lot of fun here, and I hope you find yourself comfortable as well.

By the way, the woody police would be Soo disappointed tonight, with no action on My part anyway. Alcohol, sucks. However, let me say this: Rick had a nice time. People were refreshed to see me, and me them as well. We joked, we sang, we laughed, we played darts (and I did okay for being out of practice, yet the one thing I want to practice, requires equipment not provided by .. I think you know where .. yeah). I feel relaxed. ~sigh~ I will be up to my usual shenanigans tomorrow perhaps.

by the way lady*laura I'm honored that you would post with us, and I see that you're flight wasn't exactly non-stop (lol). Welcome. You are a true lady, and also a vivarent inspiration, to (whats his name? R..? hmm, not sure) especially. Wow. You were not the only one that had your breath taken away. Enough said.. eek!

Well anyway is the coast clear yet? You know... are the woody policewomen gone yet? Because I wouldn't have made their shift go any faster in my present state (yippee, yeah), but I'm trying to sneak back across the border tomorrow, and I'm hoping that I won't be a "STAND OUT", and attract too much attention (lmao).

I love all you guys for being a part of this place. I would really miss your company, and your way of making me laught at times too! O

Is the Duke waffling/rambling again, darn, .. Okay, okay, I succumb, no.. I suck cum.. (roflmao literally), yes female type that is! (don't even think!!)

to all, and even to you zetacon4. Like you, I'm not gay, but I'm secure enough as a male to be able to give humanly attention without regard to sex. [If I wasn't secure in my being straight, I would never, ever, have been able to put "I Suck Cum" in the same sentence in that few of words!!!]

BlessedBe. L8R. Looking forward to you're company tomorrow folks, and your sense of humor, and you sense of just having fun as "real" as it needs to actually be. {{{{{{{{{ hugs from Rick }}}}}}}}}

 

[English Lady]

*waves*


Hello all!

hey Dukey! glad to hear you had fun with your mates, nothing like a night out with good friends to make you feel everything is right with the world!

Dukey...don't ever stop waffling hun, you do it so well!


How are we alltoday? its mid afternoon for me, and my little girl is having a nap so i have some time to unwind We went to the park this morning and she enjoyed playing on the swing and runningh around ,generally just being exhuberent*L* The sdimple pleasures of childhood*S*

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Good morning English Lady. Hi to all! I've taken on a WHOLE
new approach with my personal ad by the way. Most importantly
I've decided to just be me, take things in stride, and THIS new
approach for myself, is where I should have been ALL along. I'm
not for sale, but I damn sure am marketable!! I've turned
around, saw where I was in my confidence, and didn't like it I've
turned back now to face forward, and I'm NOT looking back! I'm
too special a man to just get caught up in negativity, or even
being by myself. I know I won't be that way, by myself, any
longer than I have to be. Life is about to put me into Warp
Speed, and I sense it, I feel it, and I'm going with it!!!

No joke. No brag. Just Fact, 'sall . Get on board
prospective ladies, lets make this fun!

Just check it out. (see posts editted at 8:32 am and 9:13 am this morning)

The Duke's A Special Man for Some Special Lady!

Oh, by the way the "inn" will have a Jukebox by the end of the day. I've already downloaded over 50 songs and I'll probably have around 200 or more by the end of the day.

 

[BlondBombshell]

Song Request.......

Ooooo Dukie.... please add at little Bob Segar for me.. "Old Time Rock and Roll" ... that song just kicks ass! =)

BB

 

[dragonhearted]

Re: Song Request.......

Ooooo Dukie.... please add at little Bob Segar for me.. "Old Time Rock and Roll" ... that song just kicks ass! =)

BB

I certainly agree, BB....when I hear that song...my hips just can't stop gyratin'

 

[English Lady]

oooh ooh ooh black velvet by Alayna miles(if thats how it's spelt) that song does things for me..oh yeah it does! *purrrrs*


good to hear all that positivity Dukey


*shimeys around in anticipation of jukebox*

 

[cajunpeach]

Oh, by the way the "inn" will have a Jukebox by the end of the day. I've already downloaded over 50 songs and I'll probably have around 200 or more by the end of the day.

Hmmm...can I make a special request?

Let's see, how about "I had the time of my life" from the movie 'Dirty Dancing'.

Can't wait to dance again!

 

[English Lady]

ooh i love that song....the dirty dancing one, it always makes me want to dance! oooh

*dances in her seat*


oh yes i am getting all excited now, i love music , all kinds of music!

 

[dragonhearted]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

I loved the movie Dirty Dancing.....I couldn't stop myself from trying to move....obviously I could not dance quite the same as those guys...but wow! They stirred me up sooooo much!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

My total fav song from Dirty Dancing is "Hungry Eyes" WOW! that song is hot.

"I've got hungry eyes.. one look at you and I can't deny, I got hungry eyes.. "

 

[The Duke of Oral]

So once I get this pc set up with the music, I will have my firewall in place, and allow access to my music perhaps, and all you will need to do is go to my web site. Not just a web page, but a WEB SITE, fully functional server with my own bulletin board community. It will take a while but it is going to happen. Anyway.. you willl be able to just go there and select a song you want to hear, click on it and play it.. kinda like a jukebox.
That's the plan, man, er women too!

 

[English Lady]

oh yes "hungry eyes" IS hot"

other songs that get me hot to trot

Bad medicine =bonjovi

American woman =Lenny Kravitz

Hold me,thrill me, kiss me, kill me = U2

and i am sure there are many others that would jump to mind if i sat and thought about it a bit more*L*

 

[The Duke of Oral]

I did dance one time with my friends last night. We all went as a group and did the "Love Shack" baby!!! it was a blast.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Yeah in case you didn't know the Duke luuuvs to dance, and he even sings, not just to hear himself either. I've entertained many groups of people before. It is a lot of fun too. I've got a video that was made of me, and I was professionally recorded for a cover of "Man on the Moon" by Rem.

 

[The Duke of Oral]

oh yes "hungry eyes" IS hot"

other songs that get me hot to trot

Bad medicine =bonjovi

American woman =Lenny Kravitz

Hold me,thrill me, kiss me, kill me = U2

and i am sure there are many others that would jump to mind if i sat and thought about it a bit more*L*

what a coincidence. Right after Love Shack, Mike played American Woman, by Lenny K.. cool!

 

[English Lady]

oh that song just goes straight to my pussy!(hate to be so blunt but it does!) the beat, the words, the music, his voice..oh my lord its orgasmic!

 

[dragonhearted]

My total fav song from Dirty Dancing is "Hungry Eyes" WOW! that song is hot.

"I've got hungry eyes.. one look at you and I can't deny, I got hungry eyes.. "

yup...."Hungry Eyes" is excellent....but I also like "She's Like The Wind" and "Love Man"

 

[The Duke of Oral]

How about "Cowboy" - Kid Rock. I saw him this last summer. Wow that was a goood concert. Also, I had a chance to meet Dave Williams, of Drowning Pool at that same concert. He went to High School with a good friend of mine John M. We talked for a brief bit. He was really a down to earth man. We all grireved when he passed away. They had a special wake here in Plano for him. The Duke gets around... just not much lately.