Small and huge penises

[Morning Rain]

Excuse me

But I have no idea why you call yourself Average......Ummmmmm I dont think so...

 

[SexyAmber]

whoa

I don't even know where to start...they are all so beautiful and unique....love them all...very good gentlemen...makes me hungry

A

 

[Rothgar]

You want average?

Here's average.

5.5" if measured along the top, 6" if measured along the underside.

Which way is correct, by the way?

 

[1hotjob]

 

[Papi]

Morning Rain,

Baby you know that is what Papi wants to hear and feel...you know what you do to me...this would please me very much and so much more...the thought of you doing those thing to me makes me like this...

 

[SexyAmber]

yumm

wonderful new additions...Rothgar always so tempting

and HJ you know I can't get enough of yours

 

[Morning Rain]

Papi

I hear you.....I touch you..smell you....taste you......and adore your body....
Ummm what it does to me. It is pureeeeeeee heaven....Do you feel that Papi ? Can you smell the erotic smells of lust for you ? The smell of jasmne in the air? Roes petals on the bed just for you ?
Soft pure silks , that touch your skin so softly ? Eygptian oils , made just for your pleasure ?
A soft hand to melt your body into a subconsious state of mind ?
Plenty of space for your moans of pleasure?

Is this what you want Papi ? It's yours......all yours.

 

[MarkDelta]

One for the ladies, just your average sized dick

 

[SexyAmber]

One for the ladies, just your average sized dick

and it is perfection...sheer perfection

 

[Thor69]

Ok, now for a monster...

Some of us don't need or want to digitally enlarge ourselves...it's almost too big as it is...

 

[Sienna]

Re: You want average?

Here's average.

5.5" if measured along the top, 6" if measured along the underside.

Which way is correct, by the way?

Ok, here's a formula for measuring your cocks guys:

1. Make sure it is hard on its fullest extent.

2. Measure the inside length from base to tip (eg. 5.4")

3. Measure the outside length from base to tip (e.g 5.9")

4. Add the two together (eg. 5.4 + 5.9 = 11.3)

5. Divide by 2 (eg. 11.3/2 = 5.65 )

6. Round off to the nearest integer and one decimal place.
(eg. 5.7")

Go Guys, get out those rulers and calculators...have fun!

Sie

 

[RawHumor]

LOL@Sienna and the science of cock-measuring...

I may need a little assistance on getting it to full mast... any volunteers?

 

[Sienna]

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No probs, RH......

Always willing to give a helping hand when the guys need it


Sie

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[RawHumor]

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No probs, RH......

Always willing to give a helping hand when the guys need it


Sie

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He he.... I knew you wouldn't let me DOWN... but a helping MOUTH may be even more helpful!

 

[Sienna]

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Ahhhh!......the mouth.......yes......hmmmmmmm??

Well I think that's for a different kind of measure, don't you?

Sie

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[RawHumor]

LOL

Not at all! You use your mouth in order to help me get to full length... you can hold the ruler in your hand though.

I could normally do the math in my head, but at that point - I'm not exactly sure... LOL

 

[Sienna]

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<*thinks for a moment*>

Right!.....I think I got it now......

I take your cock and use my mouth...licking the tip everso gently until you really get hard and such......then I take the ruler and measure both inside and outside and help you calculate the average........is that it?...

Sie

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[RawHumor]

You've got the general idea... LOL

Hell, if we were together I think you could just do a slow strip tease and I'd be ready for the measuring stick! LOL

 

[Sienna]

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Oooooooh yes!..........I can lap dance.......real close....

But, don't forget the rules........no touching.....


Sie

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[RawHumor]

But, don't forget the rules........no touching.....

Is drooling allowed? Something tells me I'd look a little like Homer Simpson thinking about a beer. LOL

*Mmmmmm.... Siennnnnna....*

 

[Sienna]

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Oh RH, you certainly would be like Homer Simpson drooling for a beer.........but then I would dance for you ever so slowly that I would tease all of the money from your wallet....... and then what?........How does Homer feel when the bar goes dry?...

Sie

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[RawHumor]

How does Homer feel when the bar goes dry?...

Like savagely and passionately attacking the bartender...

 

[Sienna]

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Oh!......poor bartender!......

By then I would be back in the safety of the dressing room counting up my money and the percentages for the assisting staff....

Its not a bad life being a lap dancer is it...........

huggggggggsssssssss



Sie

 

[RawHumor]

LOL

Enjoy my money... buy yourself something nice.

 

[ScardyCat]

hey, whats up, im new here, in fact this is my first post but since we are talking about penis size, ill go ahead and tell ya what i have,

i dont have a pic cause my digi is ghetto but anyways its not really that big, its like 5.3 according to sienna's way to tell, it isnt the biggest, but really im not too worried about it, i like forplay alot more than penetration itself, call me what u will but its just more fun



--p.s.- im still trying to get everything together here so if i screw up please dont hate me
later