Smart-alec Answers

[AngelicAssassin]

Insomniacs Unite (by request)

i can't believe Sloan hasn't chimed in on this ...

Dyslexics Untie!

 

[RJMasters]

Stick a fork in me already

According to the instructions on the side of the box, press lightly on the center, if it bounces back, shes ready, umm I mean its ready.

Just don't forget to lightly grease the pan so that everything comes out nicely.

And always make sure you preheat that oven.

Cheers to pagan!

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Re: Stick a fork in me already

According to the instructions on the side of the box, press lightly on the center, if it bounces back, shes ready, umm I mean its ready.

Just don't forget to lightly grease the pan so that everything comes out nicely.

And always make sure you preheat that oven.

Cheers to pagan!

 

[FungiUg]

Re: How do I know if someone is submissive?

God forbid we ever ask the right person a straight question.

Good god man, are you trying to put Dr Phil out of a job or something?

 

[RJMasters]

I wonder...

I wa wa wa wa wonder~

Why

why why why why why she ran away, and I wonder...

if she will stay-ie-ay...my little run away....

[Heavens to mergatroids! Exit, stage left even!]

 

[RJMasters]

Send a PM to the person above you.

Please don't fart!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Re: How do I know if someone is submissive?

Good god man, are you trying to put Dr Phil out of a job or something?

Nah, my cure for those kinds of problems comes as a boot to the head.

 

[FungiUg]

What's your pet peeve?

Dogs. Most other pets I like, but dogs just don't do it for me.

 

[snowy ciara]

stick a fork in me....

Can't we just put one of those little turkey popper thingies in your navel or something?

and now for something completely different

Eekkkk! Run!! Unca Rosco, I mean Gaston is running amuck!!

Rosco's so evil they named a tropical storm after him! (And is it a bad thing when that level of evil turns a girls, er, head?)

 

[Kajira Callista]

wassa unca?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

Sorry WD, i can't resist this playful mood.

"Ok, does that mean

• 'oops, didn't mean to smack you'
• 'oops, didn't mean that last smack'
• 'oops, i dropped the flogger' or
• 'oops, the buttplug popped out'

Enquirer minds wanna know."

 

[snowy ciara]

wassa unca?

"uncle" kidspeak is infecting my vocabulary again. It's an operational hazard when you work with kids.

 

[Kajira Callista]

"uncle" kidspeak is infecting my vocabulary again. It's an operational hazard when you work with kids.

he is your uncle too? i didnt know that.

 

[snowy ciara]

Hmm.. just sorta picked it up. The way he puts up with all my questions is kinda sweet, y'know. (But don't tell him I said that, I don't wanna ruin his tough guy image..)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Way to go hotdogs

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/2878226_7_2.jpg

 

[FungiUg]

What keeps your grasp on BDSM?

Superglue.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

I can fix the world.

Ain't duct tape just amazing?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Drama Queens and boy kings

Now that little performance should have earned someone the dictionary definition of boy king. You got called on something you had written and decided to pitch a fit. When your target wouldn't back down, you "took your marbles and went home." Excellent display of control.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I want a spanking!!

Here's a quarter.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/ClintonsArkansasQuarter.jpg

Call your mommy.

 

[snowy ciara]

SSPPPEEWWW.. You're so evil and bad and and all that..

 

[AngelicAssassin]

SSPPPEEWWW.. You're so evil and bad and and all that..

My apologies. i should have given him one of these instead.

http://www.metal-detecting.org/Pre1900/1874%20Quarter%20found%20summer%202002%20by%20Phil.jpg

http://everydaythingsscene.com/archives/images/distressedquarter.jpg

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Drama Queens and boy kings

Now that little performance should have earned someone the dictionary definition of boy king. You got called on something you had written and decided to pitch a fit. When your target wouldn't back down, you "took your marbles and went home." Excellent display of control.

When they grow up, they all want to be you... or WD... or DVS. ;-D

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Pffft

When they grow up, they all want to be you... or WD... or DVS. ;-D

i've been called boy king more times than i care to remember. Let them grow up to be WD or DVS.

and i found the right quarter ... i so love a layered joke.

http://www.jimgalante.com/tear%20sheets/quarter.jpg

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Re: Drama Queens and boy kings

When they grow up, they all want to be you... or WD... or DVS. ;-D

Feels all left out now...

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Pffft

i've been called boy king more times than i care to remember. Let them grow up to be WD or DVS.

and i found the right quarter ... i so love a layered joke.

I have no control over what they want to be. It's all observation on my part.