Smart-alec Answers

[snowy ciara]

rofl.. you're so much badder than me...

 

[FungiUg]

rofl.. you're so much badder than me...

So how come it's you getting the spanking?

 

[snowy ciara]

Cause my booty is so darn cute and it looks just smashing (pun intended) in red!

 

[FungiUg]

Can't argue that point!

 

[redelicious]

Do you engage in sexual activities . . .

*sigh*

Not lately.

 

[redelicious]

How do I keep my girlfriend from cumming

Don't invite her?

(terrible, I know)

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Do you engage in sexual activities . . .

*sigh*

Not lately.

Amazing what a new child can prevent, huh? Nothing else quite like old fashioned contraception: children!

 

[redelicious]

Re: Re: Do you engage in sexual activities . . .

Amazing what a new child can prevent, huh? Nothing else quite like old fashioned contraception: children!

Yeah, and sometimes spouses aren't that helpful either.

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Re: Re: Do you engage in sexual activities . . .

Oh, I haven't had one of those in years! Mine broke.

 

[snowy ciara]

Does you ass tingle after a flogging?

Isn't it supposed to?

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Does you ass tingle after a flogging?

Isn't it supposed to?

No, YOUR butt is supposed to tingle after a flogging, not mine!

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Re: Does you ass tingle after a flogging?

Isn't it supposed to?

Damn you beat me to it.

Ok, how about: Let's find out!

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Unleasing the Caveman

Well, you could cut the leash with a knife, or maybe it's fastened with a buckle...

Fungi

 

[FungiUg]

Velcro!

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Free and Easy

Yeah, that's what they all say, but they're never really free. No, it's buy me dinner, buy me jewelry, take me to a movie...

 

[FungiUg]

And there I was thinking it was an advertisement for Clairol...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Hamm should give up the gold

The Aricle

Yang is the man who, had the judges been able to count to 10, would have won the all-around gold that went to Hamm last week. Hamm’s victory was the first for an American male, and it was earned with one of the greatest comebacks that sport has ever seen.

Two years ago at the Salt Lake City Winter Games, U.S. short-track speed skater Anton Apolo Ohno got tangled up with a South Korean skater on the last turn of a race and ended up with a medal while the Koreans got nothing.

The judges ruled that Ohno did not commit a foul. I wrote a column supporting that position. In the next few days, I got more vile and vituperative e-mail from Koreans than I had ever received on anything I have ever written. And not just a few more. Hundreds and hundreds more. My e-mail account was attacked and overwhelmed, and I finally had to block e-mail coming from Korea.

in that country, it’s taken as proof that America is an arrogant and bloated monolith that won’t be satisfied until it owns the world and all the gold medals in it. That’s an absurd belief, but so are a lot of the things we believe in.

Very quickly it’s going to be too late, because the opinion mongers, a union of which I am a card-carrying member, are weighing in on this. And it’s not going to look as gracious if you do it only after every columnist in America has beaten you over the head with the course material from Ethics 101.

Wait long enough, and all people will say is, "There goes the guy who had to be shamed into doing the right thing."

The window’s still open, Paul. Do the right thing.

Let's start with Mr. Mike Celizic. Who died and put you in charge of the human ethical compass? i chuckled at your lambasting of the US Men's basketball individuals. They did need comeuppance at the hands of any and all who know this particular group of prima donnas have no concept of team play. Some of your other coverage, however, leaves much to be desired. If you had bothered to do a little Olympic history research and knew how to set up an autoreply/delete in your email, you could have answered every piece of spam from Korea with three words: Roy Jones Jr.

As for the Koreans, when you get back home, pay a visit to Si-Hun Park and ask him about this link. Examine this little piece of truth as well. People that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

One last thing, Mr. Celizic, for those of us that waded through your article. Before you stand in front of Mr. Hamm to beat him over the head with course material from Ethics 101, report to any grammar school teacher for your Basic English useage beating. Only a moron with little imagination would end a sentence with a preposition, or dribble sentence fragments through his work to break up the cadence.

 

[snowy ciara]

Re: Re: Does you ass tingle after a flogging?

Damn you beat me to it.

Ok, how about: Let's find out!

I like your answer better!

 

[Technodivinitas]

I can't stand it. This thread title... It totally sounds like a straightline to a joke to which I can't recall the punchline:
How do I keep my Girlfriend from cumming?

I'm thinking, "Stick a cork in 'er?"
"Don't fuck her?" (worse: "Don't let anyone else fuck her...) Give her something to read?

But none of those are quite what I'm feeling...

 

[snowy ciara]

i have no self worth

Do us all a favor dear..

Try not to let your mind wander, it's much to small to be out on it's own..

 

[RJMasters]

Heehee

"so my girlfriend is a sub..."

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

Parascope up!

Torpedoooesss awaayyyy!

Serious thread just a funny title

 

[RJMasters]

GTM

"Who is in Control"

That would be the one with a great big smile on His/Her face. If you ain't smiling...guess what?

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Heehee

"so my girlfriend is a sub..."

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

Will that be the 6", or the 12"? And what toppings would you like with that? Any sauces or condiments?

 

[RJMasters]

HAhahaha

Yeah, after I posted I thought about a whole new series for subway commercials.

From now on when ever I see a subway commercial say come try our delicious subs, I am just gonna lose it!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

How do I know if someone is submissive?

God forbid we ever ask the right person a straight question.