Smart-alec Answers

[OregonGal]

Sylvester Stallone did a porno??

well, duh....
he's not called the Italian Stallion for nothing!

 

[OregonGal]

(one more for now)

Can someone take my headache away please...


yah know a ball-peen hammer sharply applied to the temple will cure a headache and if it doesnt kill you, your head wont hurt til you wake up!

 

[OregonGal]

ok I was wrong, one more post....

when I first read this thread's subject the first thing that popped into my mind was my favorite generic responses.

to:
1. I have a question...

funny, I have an answer, it may not be the one you are looking for, it might not even be right, but it's still an answer.

2. Can I ask a question?

yes, but only one and you just wasted it.

 

[FungiUg]

Applauds wildly!

Dammit, I have competition...

 

[FungiUg]

D/S vs Mormonism

In the red corner, weighing only 86 pounds...

 

[FungiUg]

feeling guilty

Hmmm... the 13th dwarf perhaps? This is after feeling happy, grumpy, sneezy, etc...

 

[OregonGal]

Flogging: give this a try

are you volunteering???

 

[FungiUg]

Just asking

Just answering.

 

[FungiUg]

Has anyone seen "The Secretary"?

I'm sure she was there only a few minutes ago... have you tried looking behind the couch? Under the fridge? Back of the wardrobe?

 

[OregonGal]

Has anyone seen "The Secretary"?

nope, not a single soul besides your special self has seen a movie that s been out for 2 years.

 

[OregonGal]

LOL too funny

 

[OregonGal]

Finally... the courage...


Hey! look guys! the cowardly lion is posting on lit!!!

 

[OregonGal]

Help me, I don't know how!

wel, first you make sure the door is locked, then you get comfortable. Some people prefer to remain partially dressed but really its up to you. Make sure you have a cloth or tissues nearby as well as some lubricant......

 

[OregonGal]

Where do you think your dom/sub side's psychological origin is?

in your head???

 

[OregonGal]

Was she wrong?


Of course not, she is never wrong, no matter how wrong she is, she will twist it around to make it your fault. Get a clue, man.

 

[OregonGal]

ok this looks so much like spamming.. *blushes*

 

[OregonGal]

How do I find a munch?


you look to Law & Order:SVU he is right there, most every week. *nods lots*

 

[OregonGal]

Here comes the judge


... all dressed in white... er I mean blaaaaack...

 

[OregonGal]

Need some advice...


dont run over frogs, they croak.

 

[OregonGal]

Sorry, Ug, I'll give your thread back.

There are just SO many out there that beg to be answered in my own unique way.

 

[FungiUg]

Here comes the judge

Anyone bring tissues?

 

[OregonGal]

Do you know........

the muffin man, the muffin man.....

 

[OregonGal]

Accidentally...............


...got the period key stuck.

 

[FungiUg]

Sorry, Ug, I'll give your thread back.

There are just SO many out there that beg to be answered in my own unique way.

It's like some sort of bizarre tennis match. And yes... I know exactly how you feel, which is the whole point to why I started this thread! So feel free. Some of your answers differ to mine, so it's all good.

Like, for example, to the "Need some advice" I would have answered "Buy low, sell high."

 

[OregonGal]

To my stalker

my agenda is on my desk and can be viewed from the south window. Wouldnt want you to actually bump into me.