Smart-alec Answers

[FungiUg]

Where'd he go?

Adds a new dimension to "eat me!"

You don't want to know, mari...

 

[OregonGal]

Aint' No Misstresses Anymore


That's probably because you never got Her title right!!!

 

[FungiUg]

Sticky: BDSM Personals Forum


ya know this one gets me every time. a personal forum thats sticky.... *looks around* where's the damn tissues??

Sorry, I used them to clean up after that judge.

 

[OregonGal]

Adds a new dimension to "eat me!"

You don't want to know, mari...

He's probably growing his kiwi tree(? bush ? ) too close to the waste disposal site.

 

[FungiUg]

Aint' No Misstresses Anymore

I figure we could make a good Blues number out of this one... Anyone here do John Lee Hooker impressions?

 

[OregonGal]

What makes me submissive



more than likely your lack of desire to take control

 

[FungiUg]

He's probably growing his kiwi tree(? bush ? ) too close to the waste disposal site.

Vine.

 

[OregonGal]

I figure we could make a good Blues number out of this one... Anyone here do John Lee Hooker impressions?

*bomph nare, nare, nare, nare*

 

[OregonGal]

Vine.

thank you, I needed my daily dose of trivial information, I hadnt met my quota today. (I missed today's episode of Jeopardy!)

 

[FungiUg]

tythisredheadup

Someone's nick rather than a thread, but inspires memories of Rolph Harris and "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"...

 

[D's mariposa]

*bomph nare, nare, nare, nare*

I losted my missstresssess..

*bomph nare, nare, nare, nare*

Cause I couldn't spell..

 

[OregonGal]

LOL

I can see that...


Aftercare Vs Oh Shut The Fuck Up

well if she is in need of aftercare then you obviously already did the fuck up part.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

You're like me -- I only come in two shades: white or red. (Well, okay, if I avoid the sun completely for a while, I can also manage blue.)

Stud, if you're cumming red, you're yanking too hard, and if blue, you need to try a little more often ...

 

[FungiUg]

The question is...

...at a guess, the bit you left off the end.

 

[OregonGal]

Where do I start?

if you have to ask... dont!

 

[FungiUg]

Stud, if you're cumming red, you're yanking too hard, and if blue, you need to try a little more often ...

*chuckle* If I were American, I could claim to be so patriotic I even come in red, white and blue!

 

[D's mariposa]

[hijack] Hi AA [/hijack]

 

[OregonGal]

What really pisses me off.


Is when you get pissed on?

 

[Krinaia]

*chuckle* If I were American, I could claim to be so patriotic I even come in red, white and blue!

or if you were French and patriotic, you could come in blue white and red

... or if you had the misfortune of being Canadian, you could come in red and white... and it could taste like maple.

 

[OregonGal]

so i finally saw secretary


Hey Cool! someone found her!!

 

[OregonGal]

how do i overtake him just for a little bit?

drug him up

or violent assault works too

 

[OregonGal]

In a perfect world....


we would feel no need to vent!

 

[OregonGal]

A bit of an update on my back

ya know they have anon groups for almost anything these days, they probably have one for an update addiction too.

 

[FungiUg]

... or if you had the misfortune of being Canadian, you could come in red and white... and it could taste like maple.

I think tasting like maple sounds like an advantage!

 

[OregonGal]

officially anouncing

that you know how to make a new thread??