So I started this thread.

[GracefullyYours]

Me too and I eat a lot of asparagus. Or as my son calls it "Azbagus".

Maybe we build up an immunity?

I read up on the asparagus funny-smelling-pee thing....it's genetic. Not everyone is affected by it.

I eat some garlic and asparagus (both on that list) and I drink an absolutely obscene amount of coffee.....and I taste vaguely like key lime pie.

 

[CandiCame]

You won't regret it. A must in every foodie's bag o' tools.

Checkit:

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Q

Wow, that's actually affordable. Cool.

 

[Peregrinator]

Me too and I eat a lot of asparagus. Or as my son calls it "Azbagus".

Maybe we build up an immunity?

There's an enzyme that some people have and some don't, the absence of which is responsible for stinky azbagus pee.

 

[Peregrinator]

I read up on the asparagus funny-smelling-pee thing....it's genetic. Not everyone is affected by it.

I eat some garlic and asparagus (both on that list) and I drink an absolutely obscene amount of coffee.....and I taste vaguely like key lime pie.

Probably closer to King Kamehaha Pie.

 

[thør]

I read up on the asparagus funny-smelling-pee thing....it's genetic. Not everyone is affected by it.

I eat some garlic and asparagus (both on that list) and I drink an absolutely obscene amount of coffee.....and I taste vaguely like key lime pie.

Hmmmm

Asparagus makes my pee smell strange.....

I've got the gene.

 

[Wings27]

I read up on the asparagus funny-smelling-pee thing....it's genetic. Not everyone is affected by it.

I eat some garlic and asparagus (both on that list) and I drink an absolutely obscene amount of coffee.....and I taste vaguely like key lime pie.

There's an enzyme that some people have and some don't, the absence of which is responsible for stinky azbagus pee.

Neat!

I wonder if also eating a mass amounts of citrus and other fruit helps.

This might officially be the oddest conversation I've had on Lit in a long time.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I added some orange marmalade, honey and lemon juice to the pears before baking, it turned out really, really well.

Yum! That sounds lovely. If only we could swap bites.

Any time you want to throw yourself into our clutches, Darling...or just have a nice meal. But give us a few months to get back into our own place and get the fancy shit out of storage.

Only if you will make me something on your pretty salt block.

 

[GracefullyYours]

This might officially be the oddest conversation I've had on Lit in a long time.

*clears throat and shifts uncomfortably*

 

[quimsical]

.....

 

[Wings27]

Yum! That sounds lovely. If only we could swap bites.
.

This is when Litogethers are fun, trading baked goods!

*clears throat and shifts uncomfortably*

It's not a bad thing at all!

 

[quimsical]

Hmmmm

Asparagus makes my pee smell strange.....

I've got the gene.

I *think* I do. But the truth is, I *hate* asparagus. And I quit smoking in junior high, when I started playing football.

I'm also a chocaholic. I've got sweet jizz.

Q

 

[Peregrinator]

I wonder if also eating a mass amounts of citrus and other fruit helps.

Nope.

Only if you will make me something on your pretty salt block.

Of course! I love that damn thing.

 

[Wings27]

Nope.


Of course! I love that damn thing.

I meant with my own taste, I get that if I don't have the gene I don't have it.

 

[Peregrinator]

I meant with my own taste, I get that if I don't have the gene I don't have it.

I'm not sure about that.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Hmmmm

Asparagus makes my pee smell strange.....

I've got the gene.

*noted*

If, hypothetically, *I* tasted like key lime pie, then I don't know why me or a partner of my choosing would ever leave the house. I love key lime pie. Especially when done right. Like so, with the crunchy crumbly graham-crackery bits.

(I'm called Quimsical, nota bene).

Q

Well. Get your Quimsical ass down here and get whimsical with my key-lime-flavored quim. Or, you know...something.

It's not a bad thing at all!

That's why I love you, Wings.

I *think* I do. But the truth is, I *hate* asparagus. And I quit smoking in junior high, when I started playing football.

I'm also a chocaholic. I've got sweet jizz.

Q

*noted*

 

[Wings27]

I'm not sure about that.

Why does it help male ejaculate and not female secretions?

 

[Wings27]

That's why I love you, Wings.

Yay!

 

[GracefullyYours]

Nope.

I meant with my own taste, I get that if I don't have the gene I don't have it.

The asparagus thing is genetic. Plenty of other stuff affects your taste, I should think, including citrus.

 

[CandiCame]

I *think* I do. But the truth is, I *hate* asparagus. And I quit smoking in junior high, when I started playing football.

I'm also a chocaholic. I've got sweet jizz.

Q

That's actually where I got my nickname. Everyone who's tasted says that I taste like candy. One chick went out of her way to tell everyone about it, so I guess it was worth knowing.

 

[quimsical]

Well. Get your Quimsical ass down here and get whimsical with my key-lime-flavored quim. Or, you know...something.

*Koff koff chuckle chuckle fap fap.*

Q

 

[GracefullyYours]

That's actually where I got my nickname. Everyone who's tasted says that I taste like candy. One chick went out of her way to tell everyone about it, so I guess it was worth knowing.

That's fuckin' awesome...

 

[Wings27]

That's actually where I got my nickname. Everyone who's tasted says that I taste like candy. One chick went out of her way to tell everyone about it, so I guess it was worth knowing.

It's a pretty fantastic trait, I used to date someone that ate sriracha on everything and his cum tasted like...bitter sriracha.

Ugh.

 

[Peregrinator]

Why does it help male ejaculate and not female secretions?

Male ejaculate is much more intimately tied in with the urinary system. Female secretions are by and large mucus.

 

[Wings27]

Male ejaculate is much more intimately tied in with the urinary system. Female secretions are by and large mucus.

Alright. *nods*

I am still going to eat citrus like a madwoman.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Alright. *nods*

I am still going to eat citrus like a madwoman.

I notice changes in myself based on what I eat....granted, it has to be a lot of it.