So I started this thread.

Alright. *nods*

I am still going to eat citrus like a madwoman.

So actually, I can anecdotally confirm that citrus makes a woman taste good. So does good hydration. And less meat. This is, however, the equivalent of an old wives tale. (We need a better expression here).
 
So actually, I can anecdotally confirm that citrus makes a woman taste good. So does good hydration. And less meat. This is, however, the equivalent of an old wives tale. (We need a better expression here).

I am a vegetarian that drinks about a gallon if not more water a day and a whole lot of fruit.

I taste fucking AWESOME!
 
So actually, I can anecdotally confirm that citrus makes a woman taste good. So does good hydration. And less meat. This is, however, the equivalent of an old wives tale. (We need a better expression here).

No, you're definitely correct. Grapefruit juice makes me taste really bad....so does sausage - in particular.
 
No, you're definitely correct. Grapefruit juice makes me taste really bad....so does sausage - in particular.

Grapefruit is sooo fucking WEIRD. It messes with you when you try and eat it, by squirting citric jizz in your eye. It messes with heart patients, too (throws off their meds). And now it's messing with pussy. That's a bit much in my book.

Sausages are awesome, but if I had to pick between sausages and key lime pie....

Now I'm really going to eat dinner.
 
If I give up the cock love....you're the first chick I'm coming after....

(Notice how all the guys have either taken off or gotten really quiet?)

I'm so sleepy I'm fight-club high. I haven't slept in a couple days. Sorry. I'm probably bitchy to.
 
Grapefruit is sooo fucking WEIRD. It messes with you when you try and eat it, by squirting citric jizz in your eye. It messes with heart patients, too (throws off their meds). And now it's messing with pussy. That's a bit much in my book.

Sausages are awesome, but if I had to pick between sausages and key lime pie....

Now I'm really going to eat dinner.

Yeah, screw grapefruit. Srsly.

ah so you're saying there's a chance.

Yes!

;) :D

There's always a chance.

I make some killer oat bran craisin nut cookies.

Now that....sounds fucking awesome.

I'm so sleepy I'm fight-club high. I haven't slept in a couple days. Sorry. I'm probably bitchy to.

Why would you not sleep for a "couple days"????
 
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