So I'm in New York.

LOL Now that I've got my color blindness fixed.... where is Joe??? Did the Big NYC swallow him whole???
 
Sub Joe said:
That's jet lag. You can't see it, but it's all skyscrapers outside the window. I don't get them back home. You probably don't either. They have something called traffic here. It's when a lot of cars honk their horns and the drivers curse in Albanian to each other.


I know this post was ages ago but I gotta say. In our (mine anc Scarlett's) town, a traffic jam is getting stuck behind a tractor. The rednecks stop in the middle of the road passing each other to jaw about whatever... cell phones don't work because there's no tower. That would qualify as a sky scraper if there was one.

Don't you wanna visit the midwest, Joe??? :p
 
carsonshepherd said:
I know this post was ages ago but I gotta say. In our (mine anc Scarlett's) town, a traffic jam is getting stuck behind a tractor. The rednecks stop in the middle of the road passing each other to jaw about whatever... cell phones don't work because there's no tower. That would qualify as a sky scraper if there was one.

Don't you wanna visit the midwest, Joe??? :p
That's exactly what I posted, lol.
 
cantdog said:
shereads, so delightful to hear your voice. I've been all alone here, hollering down into New York as though it were a cave mouth.

There's a poem or a country music song title in there someplace.
 
I am a little bit metaphor-prone this evening. You get prone and I'll just demonstrate what's a meta for.

Joe? He's back you know. But it's after one. The dude doubtless lies in the rugged hairy arms of muscular, buff Morpheus. Having tangy locker room dreams and blaming it on the City.

I learned to talk in Jackson Heights.
 
Eh, Joe, You want I should got Guido and the boys to show dees people hope to give you respect?
 
Hey, Joe. Hope things are going well and you are having a blast!

Try to be discrete when you peek up Lady Liberty's dress. It sounds like a felony.
 
sincerely_helene said:
Hey, Joe. Hope things are going well and you are having a blast!

Try to be discrete when you peek up Lady Liberty's dress. It sounds like a felony.
yes, it is a tad embarrassing being picked up for lewd conduct
 
Sub Joe said:
he LIVES!
up so early Joe, im a bit disappointed. i rather thought you would have been too tired to be awake at this time.
 
sincerely_helene said:
Discreet. It was funnier when I didn't mispell it. Now I look the fool.
youre a gorgeous woman...fool or no...
how could you feel foolish for misspelling? isnt that the sign of a creative genius?
 
sincerely_helene said:
Groan~ I even misspelled misspell??
baby
never base any of your spelling
on anything i write...evah!
youll just ache over things that have no basis in reality.
 
They love him. Fourmillante cité, cité plein de rêves, and fulla Joe, too. They'll never notice he's there unless his charm should touch them.
 
Charm... Hmmm... I've never thought of him in that way before. Not quite that way anyway. Lots of other ways, mind you.
 
Keep a stiff outer, Lou, they'll let you fellows have him back.
 
People here are so friendly. My arse is sore. The two statements are unconnected.

Just visited Harlem for the first time in twenty years. It looked nice on a warm sunny day like today. Still wouldn't feel comfortable walking through there in a suit.
 
Sub Joe said:
People here are so friendly. My arse is sore. The two statements are unconnected.

Just visited Harlem for the first time in twenty years. It looked nice on a warm sunny day like today. Still wouldn't feel comfortable walking through there in a suit.


Okay, like you visited Harlem on purpose? Hmmm....Joe...I'm just so confused at this....When people go to New York, they don't normally have Harlem on their list of "Places to Visit"...
 
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