So, What Are You Doing Tonight?

[Guest]

A woman after my own heart.

Loulou, I think we have a club (or is it clique?):

Lorri, Lou and Perdita

How's that sound? Think Gauche will be our mascot?

Purrd

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Are you the women my mother warned me about?

Uh, probably, if you have to ask.

Perdita of LL&P

 

[Guest]

Loulou, I think we have a club (or is it clique?):

Lorri, Lou and Perdita

How's that sound? Think Gauche will be our mascot?

Purrd

Only if he wears a green bobble hat.

Pierce St. we'd be your Mother's worst nightmare. Any other Mums out there: lock up your sons.

Loulou of LL&P

 

[Guest]

Only if he wears a green bobble hat.

Sorry, sistuh, I'm the one this side of the big pond; please explain.

P.

 

[Guest]

Sorry, sistuh, I'm the one this side of the big pond; please explain.

P.

Ha ha! I did wonder if you'd get that. When I read the word 'mascot,' an image of a lower division football match immediately sprung to mind. The mascots for those almost always wear knitted hats, with bobbles (spheres made from strands of wool) stitched to the top. Said bobble hats are rather fetching in a lovely shade of green.

Loulou

 

[Guest]

Said bobble hats are rather fetching in a lovely shade of green.

Urmm, trying to visualize it now on the handsome bloke in Gauche's AV (presuming it's his real Yorkself).

 

[Guest]

Urmm, trying to visualize it now on the handsome bloke in Gauche's AV (presuming it's his real Yorkself).

If placed at the correct angle it might look ok, however, I do think it would suit Gollum better.

 

[Guest]

however, I do think it would suit Gollum better.

Oh, no! good god don't let him bring that one back.

Sssssh...

 

[LorriLove]

ok i'm back

ok girls and guys, lorri's back yes darlings i've been working late and of course as lou knows cooking late as a result, shame hubby isn't home he could have cooked something up for the tribe.

hiya lou, hiya perdy, waving

right down to business, got that viagra rumple?

oh almost forgot, raphy!!! get here now!!!!!!! you'll do for a start, get them cowboy jeans off

see ya in a bit boys, wink, giggle

lorri of ll&p

 

[Guest]

Yeppers, Mum's home. I'm ready.

P. of LL&P

Note: Mum is a term of endearment and respect, given that I'm the oldest, but only chrono-wise.

 

[gauchecritic]

Like this?

Gauche

 

[Icingsugar]

Like this?

Gauche

That just might be the most bizarrely adorable thing I've ever seen.

 

[Guest]

And there is nothing left remarkable
Beneath the visiting moon.

Cleopatra about the dead Antony; IV-x

Laughed hard and loud though, Gauche.

Purr

 

[Guest]

Like this?

Gauche

Bahahahahahahaha!!!

That's exactly how I'd pictured it. Come ere, sexy.

Hi Lorri, my love, we need a club get together, some serious sorting out needs doing.

Lou

 

[Guest]

we need a club get together, some serious sorting out needs doing.

Loulou, love, I'll bring the gin. P.

 

[Guest]

Loulou, love, I'll bring the gin. P.

In that case, God help the whole of mankind.

Lou

 

[Guest]

My jaw aches from larfing and I can't stop going back to look. Help me Lou, Lorri, anyone?

Gauche, please. Recall 'the quality of mercy'.

importunately, Purr

 

[destinie21]

Like this?

Gauche

"Look charlie brown it's the great gollum con bobble hat"

 

[Guest]

My jaw aches from larfing and I can't stop going back to look. Help me Lou, Lorri, anyone?

I'd be no use I've turned to a blob of jelly. Haven't larfed that hard for ages.

I'll have that image in my mind forever. I've copied it, too, so if (when) he does change his AV again, I'll always have it to treasure.

Lou

 

[LorriLove]

hmmmmmmmm

that boy's getting sillier by the minute, must have a word with his father, mind he's as daft as a brush as well i think i'll phone him and tell him to come on over

hi girls, lorri's back in, now we need that meeting to sort out who's getting what and with whom

 

[Guest]

Re: hmmmmmmmm

that boy's getting sillier by the minute, must have a word with his father,

So where is old dad, Lorr? The lad's run off again too. Didn't you teach him about teasing?

frustratedly, Purr

 

[raphy]

Good god, it's the monstrous regiment of women.

Raph, treading carefully.

 

[destinie21]

Every time I pass a gauche post I laugh and a few names and images come to mind

The Gauche who stole xmas
Gauche the magical lawn elf
and Gauche in a Gap bobble hat ad gone horribly awry.
Gauche goes to the alps


This is definitely lol funny.

 

[Guest]

Good god, it's the monstrous regiment of women.

Raph, treading carefully.

Monstrous? I'll give you monstrous. You are the inspiration for a character in a story that I'm currently writing, btw.

Dest, I love those! 'Tis bloody funny.

Lou