So why aren't you....

[lakesailer_mi]

I need someone to hold my hand, lean against, share an evening out.

SWAY writing my personal ad?

Because your words are the best...

SWAY writing your own ad?

 

[Girly_girl]

I need someone to hold my hand, lean against, share an evening out.

SWAY writing my personal ad?

My printer is broke

SWAY having fun?

 

[yellow_rose71]

My printer is broke

SWAY having fun?

Oh, but I am.


SWAY fixing your printer?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, but I am.


SWAY fixing your printer?

I have no idea how to. It says some shit about the wrong size paper. It's been a PITA for about 2 years now and the staff person who could beat it into shape just retired.

I'm going to throw it out the window and report it as an "accident." Then buy a new one...

SWAY naked?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I have no idea how to. It says some shit about the wrong size paper. It's been a PITA for about 2 years now and the staff person who could beat it into shape just retired.

I'm going to throw it out the window and report it as an "accident." Then buy a new one...

SWAY naked?

Naked is dangerous with two cats around.

SWAY opening that window?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Naked is dangerous with two cats around.

SWAY opening that window?

Waiting for the right moment...(we will be moving offices...I'm sure an "accident" can be arranged then...bwahahaha!)

SWAY locked away from the dangerous cats?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Waiting for the right moment...(we will be moving offices...I'm sure an "accident" can be arranged then...bwahahaha!)

SWAY locked away from the dangerous cats?

(I use to be on AV squad in high school. We had mimeograph machine that kept breaking down. Our advisor would repair the machine until we had so many extra pieces left over it was never going to work again. I miss the smell of the copies.)


Because they are friendly balls of fur. Thick hot fur.... but fur.


SWAY practicing your boating knots?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

(I use to be on AV squad in high school. We had mimeograph machine that kept breaking down. Our advisor would repair the machine until we had so many extra pieces left over it was never going to work again. I miss the smell of the copies.)


Because they are friendly balls of fur. Thick hot fur.... but fur.


SWAY practicing your boating knots?

Because I need someone to tie up?

SWAY helping me practice?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Because I need someone to tie up?

SWAY helping me practice?

I love knots!! Ok, that's probably not the best thing to say here but I do. I'm working on endless Irish knot for a necklace. And the design might be my next tattoo.


SWAY meeting me somewhere in the middle of the country.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I love knots!! Ok, that's probably not the best thing to say here but I do. I'm working on endless Irish knot for a necklace. And the design might be my next tattoo.


SWAY meeting me somewhere in the middle of the country.

I'll start heading east, I'm always up for some girl chat and shopping.

SWAY planning your vacation yet?

 

[tedsbeds]

Vacation

I'll start heading east, I'm always up for some girl chat and shopping.

SWAY planning your vacation yet?

I tried to today but they wouldn't let me bring my puppy.
SWAY going all the way east to the beach?

 

[meop79]

Because it would be much closer to go west to the beach... lol

SWAY singing it's five o'clock somewhere?

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

Because it would be much closer to go west to the beach... lol

SWAY singing it's five o'clock somewhere?

Cause it's already bed time

SWAY in bed already?

 

[tedsbeds]

Bed

Cause it's already bed time

SWAY in bed already?

Too busy writing Lit bedtime stories.
SWAY reading my stories?

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

Too busy writing Lit bedtime stories.
SWAY reading my stories?

Cause you are most likely a Pats fan

SWAY having desert?

 

[tedsbeds]

Pats Fan

Cause you are most likely a Pats fan

SWAY having desert?

I am indeed but they are not in my stories and I have had desert.

SWAY a Pats fan? now that you mention it?

 

[fungi469]

I am indeed but they are not in my stories and I have had desert.

SWAY a Pats fan? now that you mention it?

I am...a fan of patting women on the ass!

SWAY living in a yellow submarine?

 

[meop79]

I have yet to find one for rent.

SWAY building a rocket ship to leave this sinking ship...?

 

[DiskoTroop]

I have yet to find one for rent.

SWAY building a rocket ship to leave this sinking ship...?

Because Id rather die at sea than alone in space

SWAY trying to skip a stone one time more than your last record skip?

 

[fungi469]

Because Id rather die at sea than alone in space

SWAY trying to skip a stone one time more than your last record skip?

I don't want to hit the yellow submarine!

SWAY skipping class?

 

[meop79]

I'd have to enroll first...

SWAY about to earn your fifth doctorate?

 

[kimbalee]

I'd have to enroll first...

SWAY about to earn your fifth doctorate?

wouldn't I have to earn four before I could get that one?

SWAY square dancing in the barn?

 

[One96_Azalea]

wouldn't I have to earn four before I could get that one?

SWAY square dancing in the barn?

There aren't any barns around.

SWAY ready for bed?

 

[kimbalee]

There aren't any barns around.

SWAY ready for bed?

chuckle. I am. flannel pjs and everything.

SWAY similarly attired?

 

[meop79]

Are you ready to cum to bed?

SWAY ready to fuck?