So why aren't you....

[One96_Azalea]

Are you ready to cum to bed?

SWAY ready to fuck?

Who says I'm not?

SWAY fucking now?

 

[tedsbeds]

Who says I'm not?

SWAY fucking now?

No hole(s)!
SWAY helping me?

 

[One96_Azalea]

No hole(s)!
SWAY helping me?

I don't know you.
SWAY laying down?

 

[tedsbeds]

I don't know you.
SWAY laying down?

I am, just waiting.
SWAY going to come(cum)?

 

[WickedAlchemy]

*This post has been removed due to idiocy*

 

[meop79]

Because I'm posting on lit, not making love...

SWAY jumping up and down?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Because I'm posting on lit, not making love...

SWAY jumping up and down?

Because I ran this AM and I'm tired.

SWAY out running with me in the AM?

 

[Everyday_Man]

Because I ran this AM and I'm tired.

SWAY out running with me in the AM?

Because it's running.

So, why aren't you trying to take over the world?

 

[meop79]

Because the world doesn't want to be well run...

SWAY trying to change things through education?

 

[SweetSam42]

Because the world doesn't want to be well run...

SWAY trying to change things through education?

Who says I'm not?

So why aren't you reading an actual book, and not fucking around on Lit?

 

[meop79]

Because I'm staring at your profile pictures...

SWAY posting on the faces thread?

 

[SmileyGirl]

Because I'm staring at your profile pictures...

SWAY posting on the faces thread?

My face has been seen enough lol

So why aren't you sleeping yet Merrica

 

[meop79]

I'm a night owl... lol

SWAY smiling? lol

 

[SweetSam42]

My face has been seen enough lol

So why aren't you sleeping yet Merrica

Because we have insomnia from the stress of lack of paid vacation and sick time.

So why aren't you going on vacation?

 

[meop79]

Because my job is so stressful and life so crazy that I've been using my PTO as sick leave... :/

SWAY out changing the world?

 

[fungi469]

Because my job is so stressful and life so crazy that I've been using my PTO as sick leave... :/

SWAY out changing the world?

don't have a big enough diaper

SWAY sippin' cider through a straw?

 

[BreezySnow]

don't have a big enough diaper

SWAY sippin' cider through a straw?

I am not a fan of cider.

SWAY running for President of the US?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I am not a fan of cider.

SWAY running for President of the US?

Because I'm not a self centered power hungry liar, which appears to be a requirement.

SWAY lying on a beach somewhere?

 

[fungi469]

Because I'm not a self centered power hungry liar, which appears to be a requirement.

SWAY lying on a beach somewhere?

Oh, I AM getting laid, just not on the beach!

SWAY trying to get sand out of your crotch?

 

[blu_caprice]

Oh, I AM getting laid, just not on the beach!

SWAY trying to get sand out of your crotch?

There's nothing in my crotch.

SWAY making me a cocktail?

 

[BreezySnow]

There's nothing in my crotch.

SWAY making me a cocktail?

I am not home otherwise I would!

SWAY figuring out what I should make for dinner?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I am not home otherwise I would!

SWAY figuring out what I should make for dinner?

I think you should make steak, with baked potatoes and broccoli.

SWAY home making me a steak???

 

[fungi469]

I am not home otherwise I would!

SWAY figuring out what I should make for dinner?

the best thing to make is your partner happy!

SWAY teaching cooking classes?

 

[meop79]

I'm not at work, and besides we have an honest to goodness professional cook on staff now...

SWAY out teaching a sexology class?

 

[meop79]

*Shameless Bump*

SWAY dancing in the rain naked?