Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
And have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted new calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher."
(Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.

If I was a PC nut I'd probably orgasm over that, since I'm not I'll ask you to repeat it in non PC terms because really.....fuck being PC.![]()

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
And have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted new calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher."
(Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
And have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted new calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher."
(Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.
That is the most hedged, spin-doctored, tailor-made, inoffensive holiday greeting I have ever seen.
Who are you, and what have you done with the real Ginger? *glares*
I'm still here, and I'm still just as politically incorrect and as crude as ever.
Example:
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware convention?
Because he likes tight seals!
The politically incorrect and crude part, hey no problem. I find those charming.
But bad jokes and puns is my department. You really need your ass spanked for that one.
I got that joke from a guy I know on the job, he owns a concrete company..
God, I love working in construction!
Did some construction lately myself not long ago, no female inspectors though.
Plenty of bad jokes, not to mention the foreman enjoyed bringing the occassional naughty mag to gawk at.
I've worked with a few foremans who went back and forth with me with black/jew/mexican jokes, and talks about strip clubs and shit.
he was fun to work with ^.^
Yeah they're not at all bad, unless you can't stomach such talk. With us being all guys it was pretty much a guy atmosphere and no worry at offending anyone.
Take it didn't take long for them to see you didn't care about what they said either huh, more so once you started to tell a few. One of the better ways to get accepted and respected isn't it.
Yeah they're not at all bad, unless you can't stomach such talk. With us being all guys it was pretty much a guy atmosphere and no worry at offending anyone.
Take it didn't take long for them to see you didn't care about what they said either huh, more so once you started to tell a few. One of the better ways to get accepted and respected isn't it.
Yeah, thought I'm much more at ease when the site is mostly white. The mexicans I work with generally don't speak english and thus makes me more uneasy when they lear at me and talk to eachother in spanish while staring.
That's the good thing about good ol Canada.
No fucking Mexicans.
We do have quite a bit of people from other nations and countries, quite a big mix of people. Depending on where you are you may or may not see them, mostly in the local stores, fast food joints.
And hey I'm sure you saw one guy somewhere by now that leered at you that you might have liked.
not really, i'm not attracted to mexicans, and none of the hot white guys there look at me
Wasn't talking about the Mexicans there my dear. As for the others they might be intimidated by the fact you can get their ass canned.
Ever notice how perverted construction is, if you saw how concrete is done you probably saw the mixing device that is used at times, specificly how it looks like a certain object. If you saw it you know what it is unless they used different items down there.
we may use different stuff here. I work with concrete trucks.
This is what I work with.
http://www.levelwithus.com/images/334_concrete_truck.jpg
Oh we use them too, we don't exactly have seals mix up the concrete here.
The device basically looks like a dildo, probably 15 inches long, ten thick. It's used to settle the concrete once poured into certain locations once the cement is poured.
I'm still here, and I'm still just as politically incorrect and as crude as ever.
Example:
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware convention?
Because he likes tight seals!
