Something heavy on your heart or mind? Let it out here...

[carsonshepherd]

I have a small dream ... a simple dream ... a quiet, gentle little dream.

All I want is peace on earth.

It will be achieved be everyone worshipping me.

They will be too busy fulfilling my every whim to make war on each other.

Is that too much to ask?

(*dewy eyed*)

Shanglan

If these people only knew you are not of this earth, surely they would make it so.

 

[rikaaim]

*theme to Dukes of Hazzard*

I always had a thing for Bo....

Now those are some goooood times. Back when television meant something, and morals were based upon the car in the series. Good times. How we miss them.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Now those are some goooood times. Back when television meant something, and morals were based upon the car in the series. Good times. How we miss them.

I was sooooo upset when someone informed me that was a kid's show. I guess I had an excuse... being a KID and all...

 

[Guest]

Pot talking to kettle.

 

[rikaaim]

So, how long to you have to get to know one another before the fun little quips begin? There seems to be a lot of friendly pinching and smacking going on. Not that I mind...really...just wish I wasn't left out 'tis all...*slinks away hoping for some affection...maybe...hopes...might stop writting this way sometime soon...maybe...maybe not...better stop now...before...someone...punches me in the...eye...*

 

[BlackShanglan]

If these people only knew you are not of this earth, surely they would make it so.

Ah, yes. I knew there was a reason I adored you.

Shanglan

 

[rikaaim]

I was sooooo upset when someone informed me that was a kid's show. I guess I had an excuse... being a KID and all...

I didn't start watching Bonanza until this year. I'm 23 and so far have only seen re-runs, obviously, and I love that show. Everyone laughs at me, but I don't care. Haas is the best.

 

[carsonshepherd]

So, how long to you have to get to know one another before the fun little quips begin? There seems to be a lot of friendly pinching and smacking going on. Not that I mind...really...just wish I wasn't left out 'tis all...*slinks away hoping for some affection...maybe...hopes...might stop writting this way sometime soon...maybe...maybe not...better stop now...before...someone...punches me in the...eye...*

*punch in eye*

Just kiddin'

Takes, oh, 14 hours and 16 minutes, approximately? Wouldn't you say guys? Guys?

*looks around frantically*

 

[rikaaim]

Ah, yes. I knew there was a reason I adored you.

Shanglan

You would adore anyone who gave you peanut butter and a carrot wouldn't you? Being a horse and all. Well, I'm sure you would if they threw in a good brushing. And a blow job, assuming that you are a male horse. I'm not sure honestly. I am sure that a male horse would still like to be licked and teased. I think. I don't know. Would they Mr. Horsey?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ah, yes. I knew there was a reason I adored you.

Shanglan

Well.... other than the obvious?

 

[rikaaim]

*punch in eye*

Thanks. I haven't had a good punch in the eye in oh...about 2 hours now. I was having withdraws. I'm glad you filled my fix. *waits for punch in other eye*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Please tell me this is a gay man flirting thread!

 

[BlackShanglan]

You would adore anyone who gave you peanut butter and a carrot wouldn't you? Being a horse and all. Well, I'm sure you would if they threw in a good brushing. And a blow job, assuming that you are a male horse. I'm not sure honestly. I am sure that a male horse would still like to be licked and teased. I think. I don't know. Would they Mr. Horsey?

What's not to like about licking, teasing, carrots, and peanut butter?

I'm officially a horse of indeterminate gender.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

Please tell me this is a gay man flirting thread!

Since I'm going to bed, and rikaaim probably has no idea I'm gay, I'd say...

nope.

Bwahahahahahah!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Thanks. I haven't had a good punch in the eye in oh...about 2 hours now. I was having withdraws. I'm glad you filled my fix. *waits for punch in other eye*

"I'll take the blow to the 'ead!"

(50 points for identifying the reference.)

Shanglan

 

[rikaaim]

Just an observation, so far this isn't very heavy. Unless your counting the actual weight of the people who post. Yeah, I guess I didn't make that very clear. If you had a heavy tumor on your heart or brain, you couldn't exactly let it out here could you?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Well.... other than the obvious?

In addition to the obvious.


Sleep well. Preferably not on that rose, I'm given to understand that it's a bit pokey.

Shanglan

 

[rikaaim]

"I'll take the blow to the 'ead!"

(50 points for identifying the reference.)

Shanglan

I don't think I want to know.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Since I'm going to bed, and rikaaim probably has no idea I'm gay, I'd say...

nope.

Bwahahahahahah!

Damn you Carson....I'm tired of all us lesbians flirting, you gave me some hope.

Goodnight sweetie, fresh dreams.

 

[rikaaim]

Please tell me this is a gay man flirting thread!

To my knowledge it wasn't. You can hope though. I'll write a story for you if you wish, but I think that's as far as I can go. In real life, I am a bit curious. But have never really said anything or done anything.

 

[carsonshepherd]

"I'll take the blow to the 'ead!"

(50 points for identifying the reference.)

Shanglan

I'm sure its Monty Python but I'm already ahead of you by 50 million points so I'm not worried about it.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

"I'll take the blow to the 'ead!"

(50 points for identifying the reference.)

Shanglan

Monty Python game show

 

[rikaaim]

Damn you Carson....I'm tired of all us lesbians flirting, you gave me some hope.

Goodnight sweetie, fresh dreams.

I'm not tired of all of the lesiban flirting. If you need a tit for tat to continue, I MAY be coaxed to comply. My dear wife coaxed me earlier to make her dinner, so it can be done. Think of the obvious.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm sure its Monty Python but I'm already ahead of you by 50 million points so I'm not worried about it.

Git.

And the Alpaca has it. (It gets the points because it's cuter. So nyer.)

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

Just an observation, so far this isn't very heavy. Unless your counting the actual weight of the people who post. Yeah, I guess I didn't make that very clear. If you had a heavy tumor on your heart or brain, you couldn't exactly let it out here could you?

See... the thing is... we always threadjack... somehow, someway. That's the fun! Right?

Or... so I think?