Something heavy on your heart or mind? Let it out here...

[ABSTRUSE]

I could not wait to finish this thread to tell you I love you Abby for always cracking me up.

Perdita

P, it's my goal from now on.......besides the guys need a turn too, this is a porn site after all and fair is fair.

You dirty minded harlot, you know I love you.

 

[BlackShanglan]

But I do fantasize, and usually the ones with both genders tend to be the best.

And this too is also sooth.

 

[rikaaim]

Free one-day pass, just for you. Keep your hands and arms inside the Mixer at all times.

Shanglan

(Sufficiently obscure?)

WHO exactly is getting the free pass here? I don't think it's me.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

With the knotted flagellum and the Giant Wooden Badger. Assume the position.

Shanglan

You really know how to woo a quardiped, don't you? Sigh. Fine. Which hotel room are you in?

 

[rikaaim]

And this too is also sooth.

I'm still trying to convince my wife to get the strap on. She won't even share the double. She is a very strict good Christian biblical lady. Without her I would be a slug, a degenerent, and hedonisticaly happy. They tell me this good lifestyle is better. I really believe that and am a good faith based Christain. I just want to fuck up my twenties, then get right for the rest of my life. That's all.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You really know how to woo a quardiped, don't you? Sigh. Fine. Which hotel room are you in?

*tosses keys*

Be still mine heart.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

Free one-day pass, just for you. Keep your hands and arms inside the Mixer at all times.

Shanglan

(Sufficiently obscure?)

Maybe, if I was in bed like I swore 30 minutes ago I was going...

Try again.

 

[rikaaim]

Evil Alpaca

I just have to say that your siggy quotes are great. That Hitler scene it Rat Race was the only funny one.

 

[rikaaim]

Maybe, if I was in bed like I swore 30 minutes ago I was going...

Try again.

I have that same problem every night. Ever wake up in the middle of the night because you think someone e-mailed you?

 

[Guest]

I'm still trying to convince my wife to get the strap on. She won't even share the double. She is a very strict good Christian biblical lady. Without her I would be a slug, a degenerent, and hedonisticaly happy. They tell me this good lifestyle is better. I really believe that and am a good faith based Christain. I just want to fuck up my twenties, then get right for the rest of my life. That's all.

Hmmm. Seems a shame.

As our bodies were created to feel pleasure during the act of procreation, apparently it is a good thing to enjoy sex.

But since God and I broke up awhile ago, I suppose I'm not really the religious expert.

 

[rikaaim]

*talks to carsonshepherd so he can't get to bed* HA HA HA. Evil at its best.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm still trying to convince my wife to get the strap on. She won't even share the double. She is a very strict good Christian biblical lady. Without her I would be a slug, a degenerent, and hedonisticaly happy. They tell me this good lifestyle is better. I really believe that and am a good faith based Christain. I just want to fuck up my twenties, then get right for the rest of my life. That's all.

*laugh* I like your "sin and then repent" philosophy. Very pragmatic.

Have you attempted convincing your wife that that whole story about Sodom and Gomorrah is a story about the undesirability of rape and violations of hospitality, given that those offences are spelled out and "sodomy" as we tend to define it is not? Just a thought.

Otherwise ... hmmm. Put your tongue to better use than talking?

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

Maybe, if I was in bed like I swore 30 minutes ago I was going...

Try again.

"The judge said, 'You didn't make a very good impression.' I said, 'Looks symmetrical to me!'"



Shanglan

 

[rikaaim]

Hmmm. Seems a shame.

As our bodies were created to feel pleasure during the act of procreation, apparently it is a good thing to enjoy sex.

But since God and I broke up awhile ago, I suppose I'm not really the religious expert.

God has done ENTIRELY too much for me. Without God I wouldn't even be living. If you get me started I'll testify all night and we'll have church right here. Those inner desires are tough to fight though. My mind tells me one thing and I know it's true. My heart tells me to obey because it's for my safety and I know it's true. My dick tells me to fuck because it's fun and I know it's true. 2 out of 3 win. Besides, I KNOW my dick isn't looking after my best interests.

 

[carsonshepherd]

"The judge said, 'You didn't make a very good impression.' I said, 'Looks symmetrical to me!'"



Shanglan

Bye bye, beer and Chinese food....



Night babes.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

*tosses keys*

Be still mine heart.

Shanglan

Okay, but stay out of the mini-bar this time. We don't want another "karaoke moment" like that time in Paraguay!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Bye bye, beer and Chinese food....



Night babes.

Night night handsome.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Okay, but stay out of the mini-bar this time. We don't want another "karaoke moment" like that time in Paraguay!

It was just the tequila and Mentos slammers, I swear ...

 

[rikaaim]

Okay, but stay out of the mini-bar this time. We don't want another "karaoke moment" like that time in Paraguay!

That reminds me of my friend who every time he tells a story it starts like this..."Did I ever tell you about this time in college when my buddies and I (insert event)? NO?! Well, it started after we had been drinking a few beers..."

Every story. He tries to deny it, but I know he's lying.

 

[Guest]

God has done ENTIRELY too much for me. Without God I wouldn't even be living. If you get me started I'll testify all night and we'll have church right here. . .

Thanks, but no church right now.

Doesn't mix with the rum.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

It was just the tequila and Mentos slammers, I swear ...

That only explains the mariachi band, the poolboy and that nice couple from Conneticut!

 

[rikaaim]

[B
Otherwise ... hmmm. Put your tongue to better use than talking?

Shanglan [/B]

My tongue always seems to find a good use. I have an oral asfixiation problem. It's an obsession that something must always be in my mouth. I still suck on my fingers. It's like a sweet drug, oh the endorphines and serotonine...*drools*

 

[yui]

With the knotted flagellum and the Giant Wooden Badger. Assume the position.

Shanglan

Not to butt in, but Giant Wooden Badger??? No one else has batted an eyelash. Is there really such a thing? I keep picturing the Trojan Bunny in "Grail"…

 

[BlackShanglan]

That reminds me of my friend who every time he tells a story it starts like this..."Did I ever tell you about this time in college when my buddies and I (insert event)? NO?! Well, it started after we had been drinking a few beers..."

I once managed to injure myself in such a way that when I finally went to have it looked at, the first words out of the nurse's mouth were, "So. You'd been drinking."

Confessedly, I am rather proud of that one.

Shanglan

 

[rikaaim]

Thanks, but no church right now.

Doesn't mix with the rum.

I'm far too respectful to start that here. I only preach to those who need it and want it. If you know, then ignore, that's on you. Not me. If you don't know, but I do and don't tell you, then it's on me. I would be held responsible. I spread the word where God tells me. Nothing more. His will. Not mine.