Something heavy on your heart or mind? Let it out here...

BlackShanglan said:
Git.

And the Alpaca has it. (It gets the points because it's cuter. So nyer.)

Shanglan


*clutches chest from large pointy knife to heart*

*Goes to bed to cry self to sleep*
 
carsonshepherd said:
See... the thing is... we always threadjack... somehow, someway. That's the fun! Right?

Or... so I think? :confused:

Well you go jack off some other thread and leave mine alone!
 
rikaaim said:
I may be flogged for saything this ...

Ah, then you've come to the right place. Just step over to the footlocker with me and we'll run through the implements of chastisement together ...

Shanglan
 
Next time you should post a thread saying, "Flirting, double entendres, and ridiculous references no one understands? Post it here!"
 
carsonshepherd said:
Next time you should post a thread saying, "Flirting, double entendres, and ridiculous references no one understands? Post it here!"

Is that not this thread? :confused:

Damn, wrong room again.
 
I think I'll put my AV up tomarrow. My wife, Tabetha (sheesh I hardly ever say her name. I'm so possesive, my wife) took some sexy (so she says) pictures of me that I'll edit a bit, to enhance my manlyness :D, and put it up tomarrow. She says I look good, I say nope. I really don't like myself though, self image wise.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Next time you should post a thread saying, "Flirting, double entendres, and ridiculous references no one understands? Post it here!"

Done and Done.
 
rikaaim said:
Just an observation, so far this isn't very heavy. Unless your counting the actual weight of the people who post. Yeah, I guess I didn't make that very clear. If you had a heavy tumor on your heart or brain, you couldn't exactly let it out here could you?

Sometimes people do share information such as that, but they'll usually start a thread themselves.

It isn't that we can't be serious as a group. But it is the weekend, and therefore we don't want to be serious.

Hence the thread hijack.

:heart:
 
rikaaim said:
to enhance my manlyness

Ahhh, you mean like those spam messages that keep hitting my inbox? It's amazing how enhanced my manliness could conceivably be if I took them all up on their offers.

Shanglan
 
BlackShanglan said:
Ah, then you've come to the right place. Just step over to the footlocker with me and we'll run through the implements of chastisement together ...

Shanglan

I have about 10 dvd's of Monty Python material. Where should we start the learnin'?
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Sometimes people do share information such as that, but they'll usually start a thread themselves.

It isn't that we can't be serious as a group. But it is the weekend, and therefore we don't want to be serious.

Hence the thread hijack.

:heart:

Honestly, I don't care. I find this to be very entertaining. I was trying to be funny, but again seemed to have failed horribly. *whacks self in the kneecap with a mallet* Laughing now? Is my pain funny to you?! YES! Well, good. I'm glad. Seriously. I'm not crazy...anymore...*shifty eyes*
 
Evil Alpaca said:
I have about 10 dvd's of Monty Python material. Where should we start the learnin'?

With the knotted flagellum and the Giant Wooden Badger. Assume the position.

Shanglan
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Please tell me this is a gay man flirting thread!
I could not wait to finish this thread to tell you I love you Abby for always cracking me up.

Perdita :kiss:
 
Evil Alpaca said:
I have about 10 dvd's of Monty Python material. Where should we start the learnin'?

I say Shanglan's footlocker first. Then maybe your DVD's.

Life of Brian.... snoooooooze.......zzzzzzz.....
 
rikaaim said:
I'm not tired of all of the lesiban flirting. ;) If you need a tit for tat to continue, I MAY be coaxed to comply. My dear wife coaxed me earlier to make her dinner, so it can be done. Think of the obvious. :p

Hell, me neither....so I take it you play for both teams?
 
BlackShanglan said:
Ahhh, you mean like those spam messages that keep hitting my inbox? It's amazing how enhanced my manliness could conceivably be if I took them all up on their offers.

Shanglan

Sadly, I am more than tempted to take those offers if they really worked. Going out on a limb here, I'm not that big. Not even average. It saddens me. *crys*
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Hell, me neither....so I take it you play for both teams?

Not really, I've only been with one person my whole life. Tabetha, my wife. But I do fantasize, and usually the ones with both genders tend to be the best.
 
carsonshepherd said:
I say Shanglan's footlocker first. Then maybe your DVD's.

Free one-day pass, just for you. Keep your hands and arms inside the Mixer at all times. ;)

Shanglan

(Sufficiently obscure?)
 
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