Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Professional dead animal catapult into their neighbors yard problem solver.

 

[fisherfella]

quicksand...

 

[done_got_old]

rabid rat bites

 

[DeckardNYC]

Slithering sliming sexually suppressed snakelike socialites.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Teasing a tiger in an unlocked cage

 

[kurrginatorX]

Underwater ascent too quickly = death bends

 

[vidiman]

Virus !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Witches that are bitches hexing you till you end up in ditches

 

[done_got_old]

x-ray over exposure

 

[VoraciousValue]

Yo-yoing too close to an industrial press.

 

[done_got_old]

zebra stampede

 

[mnbreastluver]

Anal sex with a Jack hammer

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bothering a hit man

 

[mnbreastluver]

Crushed by a garbage truck while dumpster diving

 

[jasonmason]

Driving down railroad tracks with a train come up them towards your vehicle on a bridge.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Electric eels stuffed up the rectum.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Frolicking naked in sub zero temperatures

 

[kurrginatorX]

Ghoulish creeps rending your flesh from your body.

 

[done_got_old]

hammers pounding nails into your head..

 

[kurrginatorX]

Iguanas, rabid and on the warpath

 

[mnbreastluver]

Jerking off on Bubba in prison

 

[DeckardNYC]

Jerking off on Bubba in prison

Killer salamanders swarming up your leg.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Killer

A man who lives absent of love will die a thousand deaths...........

 

[mnbreastluver]

Licking a 220 volt outlet

 

[Tallulah82]

Misreading the instructions on your latest Wand and trying to use it in the bath. And if that doesn't kill you, the shame from the emergency services attending probably will.