Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Yawning so wide that a small bird flies into your mouth and chokes you.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Zip lining over gatorama with a worn line.

 

[Taegul]

Artificial Intelligence decides it has played nice long enough and the machines turn on humankind. I think I've seen this movie before...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Bears that decide they are hungry and enter your A.O. - and you start throwing Girl Scout cookies at it.

 

[orangecurious]

Chuckling too hard when eating mac n cheese and choking.

 

[Mrtenant]

Driving over a cliff while texting and getting a blowjob, drinking a 40oz, and snacking on a burger all at the same time.

 

[Trubbycat]

Eating Drano

 

[mnbreastluver]

Frolicking on top of a hippo.

 

[Trubbycat]

Gallons of mayonnaise

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hazing Bigfoot

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Ingesting antique lead paint.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Jerking off onto an electric fence

 

[Trubbycat]

Knives. Lots of knives.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Testing whether it was a fluke that I didn’t land on my head attempting a back flip

 

[mnbreastluver]

Looking too long at Lorena Bobbit’s Cleavage.

Umm, Mia it’s alphabetically. No worries done it myself.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Looking too long at Lorena Bobbit’s Cleavage.

Umm, Mia it’s alphabetically. No worries done it myself.

Sorry!! And thanks

 

[MiaBabe23]

Misjudging how much cola is needed for my home-made jetpack

 

[orangecurious]

Not paying attention when the person with the home-made jetpack is flying around nearby

 

[PassionsFlame]

Operating heavy machinery while under the influence

 

[orangecurious]

Participating in a trial of heavy machinery where the operator may have been drinking

 

[MiaBabe23]

Quibbling for too long about where to stand during the heavy machinery trial

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Rancid water

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Swords. I think a sword would be quite fatal

 

[TheMrBurns]

Tossleing a grizzly bear's hair

 

[orangecurious]

Underestimating how powerful that home-made jetpack is