Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[barefootgirl69]

Vacillating while crossing the road at a busy intersection.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Walking the plank in shark infested waters

 

[orangecurious]

Xylophones dropping on you from above

 

[TheMrBurns]

Yodelling in an avalanche zone.

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Zebras stampeding you

 

[barefootgirl69]

A bag of raisins instead of chocolate.
Hey, I'm not making the rules!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Buffaloes stampeding while high on caffeine

 

[orangecurious]

Bananas
Bunches of them
Bouncing on you
Bonce

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Canadians after you insult their beer (Canadian Bacon reference)

 

[TheMrBurns]

Colombian drug lord's pet hippopotamus

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh when it’s -20 out and being so drunk not realizing the horse is wood and a Christmas decoration.

 

[orangecurious]

Energiser Bunny going psycho

 

[Gamine67]

Ferengi Debt Collectors

 

[barefootgirl69]

Getting caught in a bear trap when the bear is chasing you.

 

[orangecurious]

Helping a friend out of a bear trap they have just fallen into...

 

[barefootgirl69]

(I  knew you liked me!)

Infuriating the bear by being in their woods!

 

[orangecurious]

Jumping out the bear trap to find the bear and his friends having a picnic

 

[J_Bone]

Killing an attacking bear with your rifle, then his friends hunt you down when you’re out of ammo. The worst.

 

[orangecurious]

Landing from a perilous parachute malfunction into a forest when a hunter comes running up with an empty rifle...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Making my way through the woods and getting lost, and seeing a cottage in the distance...and three bears.

 

[orangecurious]

Noticing some lovely porridge on a table in a cottage in the woods... unable to resist going to get some...

 

[MiaBabe23]

Opting to get comfortable in the cottage and leaving a total mess in the kitchen

 

[barefootgirl69]

Trying to take a nap after my belly is full, and waking to find bears looking at me!

 

[orangecurious]

Trying to take a nap after my belly is full, and waking to find bears looking at me!

Posting out of abc order because you are so worried the bears are going to get you and being set on by a baying mob with pitchforks

 

[barefootgirl69]

(I forgot it was ABC! )

Quickly running through the woods and tripping on a dragon's tail!