Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Mrtenant]

Ripping a giant fart at the bonfire

 

[MiaBabe23]

Suffocating from the combination of dragon’s fire and bonfire “fumes”

 

[Trubbycat]

Trying to put out the fire in your pants from the dragon/bonfire/fart by grabbing a bucket to douse it… but it’s kerosene.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Uranium

 

[UnquietDreams]

Variable speed drills used with evil intent.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Wetted uranium coated in plutonium

 

[mnbreastluver]

Xerox machine that’s posssesed

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yellow Submarine Blu-rays dropped from the International Space Station.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Zebra crossing sign stolen and getting trampled

 

[barefootgirl69]

Asking too many questions to your kidnappers.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Basil, who was eaten by bears. He is really upset about it, and it made him homicidal.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Colliding with the bears, the kidnappers and the zebras while whistling

 

[orangecurious]

Deciding that a, literal, bear hug would be fun thing to try

 

[Trubbycat]

Electrical overstimulation to the genitals by a bear mad scientist.

 

[orangecurious]

Finger flicking the ear of a baby bear without realising its mum was behind you

 

[TheMrBurns]

Grabbing a rutting bull elephant by the gonads.

 

[orangecurious]

Holding your friend's hand as he grabs the gonads of a rutting bull elephant

 

[mnbreastluver]

Inserting your penis in a light socket to test if it was the light bulb or not.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Joining in and trying to help with a metal-encased wand

 

[crazychemgirl]

Kicking a hornets nest.

 

[orangecurious]

Licking the nose of a bear

 

[mnbreastluver]

Mooning a mob boss

 

[MiaBabe23]

Not learning my lesson and mooning him again

 

[crazychemgirl]

Operating on yourself

 

[mnbreastluver]

Pleasuring Bubba in prison and dragging your teeth.