Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[barefootgirl69]

nasty LLAMAS

 

[UnquietDreams]

One hundred majestic Møøse. A Møøse once bit my sister...

 

[J_Bone]

Pythons

 

[UnquietDreams]

Quail. I just don't trust those fuckers...

 

[J_Bone]

Quail. I just don't trust those fuckers...

Well, they’re delicious. I know that

Rustlers when you catch them in the act.

 

[snexxer]

Stepping in front of a Semi

 

[SWR101]

Truck-kun (iykyk)

 

[orangecurious]

Undertakers desperate for business

 

[snexxer]

Viciously venomous vipers

 

[orangecurious]

Wascally wabbits being wickedly wascally

 

[barefootgirl69]

Feckin x again!

xtra xceeding xasperation

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yappy dogs. An army of little yappy dogs. One tiny, painful bite at a time...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Zillions of midges

 

[mnbreastluver]

Accidentally jogging over a cliff after getting distracted by a woman jogger with bouncing boobs.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Baffled by the sounds from the cliff while I jog, running into a tree

 

[mnbreastluver]

Choking by deep throating a banana

 

[MiaBabe23]

Deliriously laughing watching said event and not being able to stop

 

[mnbreastluver]

Electric eel encounter

 

[SolarClint]

falling off a cliff watching big boobies bouncing by

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Gorillas

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hopscotching in a field of land mines

 

[orangecurious]

Imitating a Duck during hunting season

 

[MiaBabe23]

Jumping from a landmine into a duck’s nest guarded by vicious ducks

 

[orangecurious]

Killers not having a day off

 

[MiaBabe23]

Licensed killers having a performance related pay day