Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[MiaBabe23]

Kissing @Booboobear84 while he’s dancing much too complex steps

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Leaning too far over the railing to get a better look at the Empire State Building

 

[MiaBabe23]

Meeting and reaching to hug a friend just in front of the tourist seeking a better view

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not quite making it on that jump from one rooftop to another during a zombie uprising.

 

[orangecurious]

Obstruction of the airway caused by a full sized replica of the Titanic hitting your throat

 

[Booboobear84]

Perfect pussy smothering you

 

[barefootgirl69]

Quickly realizing your Spider-Man web making skills suck as you jump off the bunk bed, even though you put on the pajamas.

 

[orangecurious]

Rampant
Ruminants
Running over you
Repeatedly

 

[barefootgirl69]

Silent sharks snapping your bones systematically

 

[MiaBabe23]

Twelve tap-dancing tapirs taking turns to torment

 

[orangecurious]

Umpteen unidentified animals doing unimaginable things to you

 

[Booboobear84]

Very angry littles smothering you with their blanket forts

 

[RideFl71]

Wide open throttle

 

[orangecurious]

X-Rays... the machine falling from a crane and landing on you

 

[Taegul]

Yolanda. Honey bunny doesn't keep her cool and starts shooting in the diner when you're just trying to enjoy breakfast in the next booth.

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[Wand3rlust]

Zoning out while trying to land a light aircraft.

 

[Mrtenant]

Adele.. *covers ears

 

[Biggalute]

Bleach, sorry Donald

 

[orangecurious]

Cats. Don't trust them, little b'stards!

 

[Live_Oak]

Dragons.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Ewoks under the influence

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Farting in outer space where no one can hear you toot, but you took off your helmet because of the smell. Oops.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gandalf deciding you are a fool of a Took and throwing you down the well so you are no longer a nuisance.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Hovering for too long between the sides of good and evil when battle shit starts to go down

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Hovering for too long between the sides of good and evil when battle shit starts to go down

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