Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[barefootgirl69]

Kendrick Lamar rapping too fast while everyone tries to keep pace

(I'm just going to dance like RayGun!)

Leaping lizards

 

[MiaBabe23]

Mercurial malebranches in a dance off

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Nuts. If you've a bad nut allergy.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Nuts. If you've a bad nut allergy.

Something no guy wants a woman to have

 

[Live_Oak]

orangutans on opiates.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Partially cooked poultry.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Questioning the logic of a Do Not Enter sign

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Rabid raccoons retaliating rather rudely

 

[MiaBabe23]

Styling yourself on a bird of flight

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Telling people what you really think

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Velcro safety harnesses

 

[MiaBabe23]

Waltzing into a convention of honest harness salespeople, not having learned how to stop waltzing

 

[orangecurious]

Xylophone solo from Give Me Back My Man repeatedly played on your chest

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yenning for someone hollowing you out until you are naught but dust on their shoes.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Zings and zaps melting your brain and your body after the merest brush of the lips from the world’s most astounding lover

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Amusing yourself by bathing in a literal shark tank while you're on your period.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Becoming the person responsible for training the sharks to learn to salsa to entertain those amusing themselves in the tank

 

[orangecurious]

catapulting yourself across the ocean to save air fares

 

[Booboobear84]

Diving in the shallow end

 

[MiaBabe23]

Establishing a fun run for the entire city, inadvertently setting the trail to go through your lounge

 

[orangecurious]

Fixing your TV aerial on the roof during a lightning storm

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Great white sharks in your bathtub

 

[orangecurious]

Hurricane in your kitchen

 

[Booboobear84]

Inverting your body in the transporter

 

[Booboobear84]

Jumping @MiaBabe23 when she doesn't want any