Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Galloping over a cliff chasing the road runner in an acme Wile E. Coyote costume

 

[barefootgirl69]

Herding a mess of nine-tailed cats at a rocking chair convention.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Iocaine powder

 

[barefootgirl69]

Jackrabbits jacking you up.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Krokodil

 

[mnbreastluver]

Looking up too late and getting hit by a meteorite

 

[MiaBabe23]

Missing the meteorite’s path, picking up fragments that turn out to be radioactive

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not looking where I'm going and stepping on radioactive fragments of a meteorite.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Opening a bag of meteorites and eating them like chips when they are radioactive.

 

[Shady_nz]

Peeking into a pond full of pirhanas

 

[orangecurious]

Quietly sneaking through a den of sleeping lions... then sneezing loudly

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Running blindly into a den of startled lions

 

[orangecurious]

Startling startled lions further by taking a photo with the flash on

 

[Shady_nz]

Taking a photo of startled lions ( with the flash on) while naked

 

[orangecurious]

Underestimating how startled the lions are and trying to stroke them

 

[37_ttej]

Violating said lions ...

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Whispering what you want to do said lions, to the said lions.

 

[easyoff]

Not understanding how the lions are going to eat you.

 

[orangecurious]

Xylophone playing as said lions try to sleep tonight

 

[easyoff]

Xylophone playing as said lions try to sleep tonight

"In the jungle the mighty jungle".

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Yelling LIONS as you spot the sleeping lions.

 

[orangecurious]

Zapping the lions with an electronic hand buzzer to try and make friends

 

[positiveflirt]

A plot twist. There were no lions. Official cause of death: lack of lions.

 

[orangecurious]

Bereft of lions, broken hearted to death

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Chupacabra cuddling