Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[summer_reine]

Unluckily the ubiquitous Yogi is smarter than the average bear

 

[barefootgirl69]

Teasing a grizzly bear that’s trying to get in your tent. Na na na boo boo. You can’t get in. Or singing “Keep a knocking but you can’t come in”.

hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Very angry bears who don't like your singing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Very angry bears who don't like your singing.

Wait! I got a standing ovation for singing at a karaoke bar once!
Ummmm, when I stopped singing.

 

[XShadynzX]

Waking up next to the stranger you picked up in that dodgy bar last night. And spotting the Wanted poster on the bedside table...

 

[mnbreastluver]

XXX pornstar riding you when you’re in the ICU for a weak heart

 

[Seokrocks]

Yelling during sex when your partner has ptsd

 

[summer_reine]

Zebras zeroing in on you after they escape the Jumanji board.

 

[orangecurious]

Apparently docile alpacas getting antsy and angry

 

[barefootgirl69]

Bored bears bickering over berries...until they see you.

 

[Biggalute]

Bleach- sorry Donald

Cantankerous centurions on souped up mobility scooters

 

[XShadynzX]

Dangerously addictive Litsters..

 

[mnbreastluver]

Electrocuted reenacting if a hairdryer would kill you if dropped in a bathtub.

 

[SimonSex]

F-150 with a redneck texting & driving

 

[mnbreastluver]

Galloping over a cliff riding on a Chihuahua

 

[MiaBabe23]

Holding onto a chihuahua’s lead as they’re taken on a gallop by someone near a cliff edge

 

[37_ttej]

Iocaine powder

(unless, of course, you’ve spent years building up immunity)

 

[MiaBabe23]

Just too much curiosity

 

[MindYaBitness]

Kindness

 

[Sageboundtight]

Legionnaires disease

 

[SimonSex]

Measles and mumps for non-vax idiots

 

[XShadynzX]

Night terrors

 

[MiaBabe23]

Obliviously obstructing a mob of ostentatiously operatic orangutans

 

[Nightbird]

Petty Wars

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Querulously questioning a questionable quartet of quokkas

 

[JustDave478]

Reconnecting with her over and over