Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Distracting the chupacabra while the lions sleep tonight

 

[orangecurious]

Engaging said lions in hand to (massive) paw combat for a laugh

 

[MiaBabe23]

Finding the chief lion’s favorite spot and making it my own

 

[orangecurious]

Grabbing the chief lion around the neck and messing up his mane

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Helping extract @MiaBabe23 safely out of the alpha lion’s spot while @orangecurious gives it a bad hairdo

 

[MiaBabe23]

Inviting the friendly tigers to help us out of this predicament

 

[easyoff]

Thinking that the Wicked Witch's flying monkees are there to save us

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Just delighted to be observing the chaos from the back of a friendly zebra.

 

[Shady_nz]

Keeping out of the pirhana infested lake but then falling in the river full of crocodiles

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Lighting a hoop on fire and trying to get a wild lion to jump through it on a safari in Africa.

 

[easyoff]

Flicking the lions nads to get him to jump through that firey hoop

 

[Shady_nz]

Mastering the art of lighting a fire at the campsite, but then accidentally setting the whole jungle on fire...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nightly no flashlight runs through the Australian Outback.

 

[easyoff]

Disturbing Bigfoot during mating season

 

[orangecurious]

Obviously missing the whole point of an ABC thread and getting set upon with pitchforks

 

[MiaBabe23]

Perilously prying a pitchfork from a pitchforker’s paw and pricking myself on its prongs

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

People’s pitchforks pointed in the wrong direction

Edit: JINX!
Querulously questioning qualified pitchfork-wielders queued for quests

 

[easyoff]

People’s pitchforks pointed in the wrong direction

Edit: JINX!

Hey watch where you're poking that thing

 

[MiaBabe23]

Hey watch where you're poking that thing

Dude, use R - everyone takes the next letter

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Rudely ruining the alphabetical order and finding oneself at the receiving end of @MiaBabe23 ’s rusty pitchfork

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sliced up by claws of @Kitty_so_frisky for not following thread rules.

 

[summer_reine]

Trusting the tigers not to side with the lions

 

[mnbreastluver]

Underwear drawer becoming possessed and they form together to smotther you in your sleep.

 

[orangecurious]

Very strange dreams about a haunted underwear drawer causing you to sleepwalk off the balcony

 

[Leigh81]

White water rafting over Niagara Falls