Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Leigh81]

White water rafting over Niagara Falls

 

[summer_reine]

X-ray machine overpowered by a sudden power surge just as the tech is checking your broken bones.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Yodeling at the base of a mountain of breast implants causing an avalanche and being crushed but with a smile on your face.

 

[orangecurious]

Zorbing along when an avalanche swamps you. Safe in the plastic ball, but alas, you cannot escape and perish, wondering why the person outside is smiling.

 

[Leigh81]

Alligator wrestling

 

[Seokrocks]

eXplaining to the lions why they should not eat you.

 

[orangecurious]

Breaking the alphabet order and having a hex put upon you

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Clearly redoing a letter that was just 4 posts ago, while also unnecessarily cheating with X

X-ray machine overpowered by a sudden power surge just as the tech is checking your broken bones.

Nono, haven’t you seen Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist? That’s how you get the superpower of hearing the music in everyone’s heart

 

[Seokrocks]

Dealing with a phone that frequently lags behind

 

[barefootgirl69]

Early mornings. Nothing else needs to be said.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Dealing with a phone that frequently lags behind

Game threads while dealing with a phone that lags…41 minutes behind?

 

[orangecurious]

Forgetting the F and alling orwrd ace irst into a urnace

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Harrumphing at history and hurtling toward the future

 

[summer_reine]

Ignoring the rules. I've been ionized in multiple times instances

 

[barefootgirl69]

Jumping from a perfectly good airplane without a perfectly good parachute.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Kickboxing with kangaroos

 

[Seokrocks]

Living with cannibals

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Mimicking mighty minotaurs

 

[XShadynzX]

No oxygen left whilst scrolling the Sexy Men thread..

 

[mickyp123]

Overdoing Porn with no heart tablets

 

[MiaBabe23]

Panic buying oxygen masks while watching porn, tripping over a cord and falling into a stack of canned oxygen

 

[Seokrocks]

Quills… lots of porcupine quills right through the heart.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Quills… lots of porcupine quills right through the heart.

Shot through the heart

Raccoons looking for snacky snacks after reading for hours.

 

[Seokrocks]

Sneaky snaky snakes

 

[mnbreastluver]

Teasing a grizzly bear that’s trying to get in your tent. Na na na boo boo. You can’t get in. Or singing “Keep a knocking but you can’t come in”.