Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Mrtenant]

Cornholed by a giant dick

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

Dick

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Friccaseed feet flying faceward fast

 

[positiveflirt]

Gyrating too hard as i lip sync for my life #sashayaway

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Habanero enemas - or at least, you'd WISH they'd be fatal.

 

[Taegul]

Ignoring the "don't walk" sign during heavy traffic.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Juggling knives when you've never juggled anything in your life.

 

[orangecurious]

knives from that terrible juggler!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Lunging away from scattered knives only to fall into a dough mixer. "Dough!"

 

[FreckledSprite]

Mercury poisoning

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Neologisms distracting you from the incoming crash of rhinos

 

[MiaBabe23]

Operatic orangutans riding rhinos while operating machinery

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Preying piranha peckishly perusing people’s pendulous parts pedantically

 

[MiaBabe23]

Querulous questioning quails quite quickly quashing quiet queens

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Syphilis

 

[Trubbycat]

Teething tyrannosaur

 

[SimonSex]

Uber driver texting

 

[Shenanigans90]

Venereal disease….at least you might wish you were dead.

 

[IelleDan]

Wasps

 

[SimonSex]

XXX jugs in cartoons

 

[Shenanigans90]

Yellow jackets

 

[Dhfranklin94]

Zombie zookeeper

 

[hulmule]

Zebra

 

[MiaBabe23]

What happened to R?

Rows of really rancid rhubarb
A is next

 

[UnquietDreams]

Alligators on an astonishing abundance of acid.