Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[TheMrBurns]

X-ray radiation because you banged that hot dental hygienist and forgot to use protection.

 

[Trubbycat]

Yucky stuff

 

[Taegul]

Zip line snaps right when you're over the crocodile pit.

 

[Trubbycat]

Anguiras on a roll

 

[SimonSex]

Bat shit crazy potential HHS Secretary banning vaccines

 

[PassionsFlame]

Chainsaws

 

[TheMrBurns]

Dihydrogen monoxide inhalation

 

[Mrtenant]

Eva Longoria (please)

 

[Taegul]

Ferris wheel detaches and you go rolling for miles until it goes straight off a cliff.

 

[Trubbycat]

Gojira, obviously

 

[Taegul]

Headless horseman. Definitely the Christopher Walken version from Sleepy Hollow.

 

[Deadfreak]

Ignorance

 

[Trubbycat]

Juggernaut

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Krokodil addiction

 

[Trubbycat]

Latex allergy in a full-body catsuit.

 

[Daddoo]

Murderous monkeys

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Naegleria fowleri

 

[_valkyrie_]

Oxygen deprivation.

 

[SimonSex]

Putin

 

[_valkyrie_]

Quicksand.

 

[SimonSex]

Razors in Sweeny Todd’s shop

 

[_valkyrie_]

Skinny dipping in lava.

 

[Dapperdanman67]

Tigers

 

[summer_reine]

Underestimating the airspeed velocity of an unladen 747

 

[Taegul]

Vegans going utterly insane and turning into cannibals.