Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Taegul]

Buffalo stampeding through your picnic.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Curiosity

 

[Trubbycat]

Dildos stuffed with dynamite

 

[Taegul]

Eggnog that's been sitting out for the last 5 years. You just had to taste it, didn't you?

 

[Vitriolhack]

Florida sun with no sunscreen

 

[Trubbycat]

Gojira

 

[Mrtenant]

Hand job by Edward Scissorhands during an epileptic fit- dammit Eddie!

 

[SimonSex]

ill-timed road head orgasm

 

[Taegul]

Jason Voorhees hacks you with a machete.

 

[Btq97]

Karma

 

[Mada69]

Licking postage stamps

 

[Taegul]

Multiple moose running you over.
Multiple mooses running you over.
Multiple meese running you over.
Whatever.

 

[Leigh81]

Nile crocodile

 

[HollyS]

Organ failure

 

[mnbreastluver]

Plucking a turkey on steroids feathers

 

[HollyS]

Quiche laced with too much quinine.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

rocket blast while launching

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sex on a balcony skyscraper that’s still under construction

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tigers. They don't even need a reason or anything.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Unusually sized rodents... though I don't think they exist.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Variable speed drills. The hate us and want to kill us, so watch your back!

 

[orangecurious]

Werewolf wombats

 

[TheMrBurns]

X-ray radiation because you banged that hot dental hygienist and forgot to use protection.

 

[Trubbycat]

Yucky stuff

 

[Taegul]

Zip line snaps right when you're over the crocodile pit.