Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Seokrocks]

Underlying conditions denied by your insurance company.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Voiding valid visas in very violent locales

 

[naughty_stories]

Zippered into a suitcase and tossed into the sea

 

[Dubinsky]

Anally smothered.

 

[naughty_stories]

Blue, no yellow.....

 

[barefootgirl69]

Carousing with cheetahs

 

[fullservice65]

Dancing with wolves.

 

[naughty_stories]

Exciting the elephants

 

[PassionsFlame]

Farting under the covers

 

[mnbreastluver]

Groping Bigfoot

 

[naughty_stories]

Getting drunk and calling a biker gang a bunch of wankers

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hopscotching in a lions cage

 

[PassionsFlame]

Ingesting toxic chemicals

 

[MiaBabe23]

Judging a contest of joggers juggling chainsaws

 

[mnbreastluver]

Kissing a cobra

 

[orangecurious]

Licking a lava flow

 

[MiaBabe23]

Mixing up a black mamba with a mild mannered mouse

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not watching traffic when crossing the street.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Opening one of those fake can of nuts and a real rattle snake bites you.

 

[orangecurious]

Prodding a puma

 

[mnbreastluver]

Quicky before her jealous husband comes home and not being quick enough.

 

[Mrtenant]

Ravishment by an enraged She-hulk

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sticking you penis in a light socket.

Maybe try a watermelon instead.

 

[naughty_stories]

Taking a long walk on a short pier

 

[fullservice65]

Underestimating the length of the pier.