Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Dubinsky]

Zinc cream, unused, on a beach with no shade.

 

[naughty_stories]

Anvil falling on your head

 

[summer_reine]

Battling a battalion of drop bears

 

[naughty_stories]

Care Bear Stare at full power

 

[mnbreastluver]

Deer hunting season under way while wearing a deer costume in the woods.

 

[Mrtenant]

Engineering naked on the Titanic

 

[naughty_stories]

Feeling your way in the dark reptile house at the zoo.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Gorilla wrestling.

 

[naughty_stories]

Hitchhiking in space without a spacesuit.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Ice fishing on too thin of ice

 

[cactusjack0584]

Jacking off a abominable snowman and not finishes

 

[naughty_stories]

Keep holding a bear cub while mama approaches

 

[SimonSex]

Luigi Mangione, evidently

 

[wrodgers89]

Making healthcare unaffordable then going to your shareholders meeting

 

[Dubinsky]

Not looking behind you in the predawn of a New York City street.

 

[naughty_stories]

Opening the heavy chains over the cellar door

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Padlocking yourself to the Glorious Leader's vehicle in protest

 

[Dubinsky]

Quoting international law to Kim Jong Un.

 

[summer_reine]

Racing on rhinos

 

[cactusjack0584]

Snakes on a plane

 

[Dubinsky]

Traveling to Iran without a visa.

 

[Seokrocks]

Underlying conditions denied by your insurance company.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Voiding valid visas in very violent locales

 

[naughty_stories]

Zippered into a suitcase and tossed into the sea

 

[Dubinsky]

Anally smothered.