Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[MisterTom]

Excessive amounts of sex.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Fapping your arm off

 

[MisterTom]

Godzilla.

 

[done_got_old]

Hailstorm with 9" hail.

 

[Uccellacci]

Jerking it too hard.

 

[MisterTom]

Killer Robots from Mars.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Llamas on a rampage

or

Lamas on a rampage

 

[done_got_old]

marauding cannibals

 

[kurrginatorX]

Neck break

 

[viperbob]

ostrich's

 

[kurrginatorX]

Prolonged exposure to gamma rays (no, you will not become a Hulk).

 

[mr_rippley]

Quarreling with a Kodiak bear.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Rabid squirrels launching themselves at you, in your hair, under your clothes, escaping once their overall safety can be verified.

 

[done_got_old]

Sex (Use your imagination.)

 

[MisterTom]

Terminators.

 

[done_got_old]

undercover agents who targeted the wrong person

 

[kurrginatorX]

Very Hairy dingleberries lodged in your throat.

 

[done_got_old]

Whale thinks you're a snack and swallows you whole.

 

[kurrginatorX]

X, always the X, landing on it continuously and trying to come up with new words and phrases to play the X.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

X, always the X, landing on it continuously and trying to come up with new words and phrases to play the X.

Xactly enough water to cover your head and you can't swim...

 

[kurrginatorX]

Xactly enough water to cover your head and you can't swim...

Yetis sodomizing you for weeks on end.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Zulu tribesmen hunting you with spears...

 

[behindthewheel]

Anteater stampede

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Buffalo testicle, roasted, stuck in your throat

 

[MisterTom]

Cum - drowning in a vat of it.