Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[ydahecnot]

Underfed piranha

 

[MisterTom]

Villains.

 

[done_got_old]

Wading in quicksand.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Xanadu, the movie, being forced to watch it over and over again will cause one to die of boredom.

 

[Tallulah82]

Yelling "tech time" in the doorway between my kids and their computers. Stampede imminent.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Zoo animal escape while you're dressed as a banana.

 

[muddler35]

Arsenic

 

[MisterTom]

Bad Choices.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Cobras

 

[Girly_girl]

Distracted driving

 

[LonelyK3]

Electric chair.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Felonious lovers.

 

[MisterTom]

Giant Spiders.

 

[LonelyK3]

Hanging.

 

[MisterTom]

Idiots With Guns.

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

Idiots With Guns.

Jealousy.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Jealousy.

Killers who Kill

 

[Taegul]

Larry The Cable Guy telling a joke that's so funny, your redneck ass literally dies laughing.

 

[LAHomedog]

Larry The Cable Guy telling a joke that's so funny, your redneck ass literally dies laughing.

Machete

 

[VoraciousValue]

Needles shooting poison in your dickhole.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Openly honest when she asks if this dress makes me look fat.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Openly honest when she asks if this dress makes me look fat.

Penile insertion into a meat grinder.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Quarantine with a sex addict.

 

[Xerxes82]

Reaching the ground without deploying your parachute.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Saying the wrong name in the middle of a heated love session.