Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[LadyGreyFortress]

Taking a short cut through Bear country with a bowl of Honey Crisp cereal.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Undertaking a long walk on a short pier.

 

[Xerxes82]

Voyaging deep into the underworld on a mission from the gods.

 

[BadAmy]

Waiting.

 

[F3x0r]

Yelping in the closet when the killer is nearby

 

[Pranglez]

Reviving this thread....

Ziplining with a broken harness.

 

[2021Noobie]

Asking a woman straddle you to try smothering and a squirt

 

[jasonmason]

Borrowing money from the mob and not paying it back.

 

[Pranglez]

Conveyor belts... be sure to keep your appendages away from all conveyor belts.

 

[2021Noobie]

Staring at cleavage as you drive

 

[Xerxes82]

Educating everyone online about what you saw when you broke into Area 51

 

[Pranglez]

Flaming Farts.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Conveyor belts... be sure to keep your appendages away from all conveyor belts.

That kid is back on the escalator again!

 

[jarigi]

Gonorrhea (ouch)

 

[tmmmbrrr]

Hot lava

 

[jasonmason]

Impaled by an icicle that fell from the roof.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Jeppson's Malört

 

[jasonmason]

Kicking Chuck Norris.

 

[MissMandy86]

I am positive i will be killed in the bike lane ..
Park.. step out of my car and hit by a bike going 40 miles per hour

 

[Polranny]

Nicotine , in sufficient quantities

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Open wounds

 

[jasonmason]

Pure Heroin

 

[jarigi]

Quinine. (Like Campari a LOT!)

 

[Jada59]

Razor to the throat.

 

[Dogma52]

Snakes (especially on a plane)