Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[jasonmason]

Vitamins that are laced with arsenic.

 

[HardRunner85]

Paused squats

 

[mnbreastluver]

Waltzing into the Nile river of hungry crocs

 

[jasonmason]

X-Acto Knife slicing your carotid artery.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Yak Attack!!!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Yak Attack!!!

Zamzam Well gets poisoned while you're making a pilgrimage to Mecca.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Anal with a sawzall

 

[Floridafun4everyone]

Zebra herd trampling over yo

 

[mnbreastluver]

Bear attacking you for stealing his honey

 

[kurrginatorX]

Carnivorous Koalas

 

[Kat73]

Donkey kick to the dick.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Electric eel in your toilet

 

[jasonmason]

Falling out of an airplane flying at 40,000 feet without a parachute

 

[mnbreastluver]

Gorging on too many Ho Ho’s

 

[Floridafun4everyone]

Going for a walk in a thunderstorm

 

[mnbreastluver]

Howling at the moon and a farmer shooting you thinking you’re a wolf.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Illustrious Potentate at the 43rd annual convention of the Grand District Loyal Order of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine (Let's see who gets this).

 

[MsNatalie99]

Jaguars

 

[kurrginatorX]

Kix cereal lodged in your throat.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Licking Bigfoot’s testicles

 

[kurrginatorX]

Massive Mammaries bludgeoning you nonstop for one hour

 

[mnbreastluver]

Naked snow Angel making with a windchill of -50.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Old people infected with the zombie virus

 

[VoraciousValue]

Overdosing on Mentos and Diet Coke.

Illustrious Potentate at the 43rd annual convention of the Grand District Loyal Order of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine (Let's see who gets this).

"Coy?! Where have you been? Noooo, you wasn't at the meeting! Well, I found out that at 3 o'clock this morning, you was out there in your Fruit of the Looms in the motel swimming pool with a bunch of them waitresses from the cocktail lounge! I just hope Charlene don't find out about this, Coy!

"What?! Well, how'd you get that big motorcicle up there on the high dive, Coy?"

 

[mnbreastluver]

Professional popsicle in a vagina inserter