Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Cyberbella]

Poisoned apple
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[mnbreastluver]

Quickly trying to out run a cheetah and not winning.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Reaching the end of the Earth's atmosphere and suddenly finding yourself in the near vacuum of outer space.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Stepping on mines

 

[mnbreastluver]

Touching Bigfoot’s Penis

 

[DeckardNYC]

Underwear from before COVID when you were 20 lbs lighter.

 

[done_got_old]

Visiting Violet's House of STD

 

[mnbreastluver]

Windmill failure

 

[kurrginatorX]

X-rays on your brain for ten consecutive hours

 

[n8Romantic]

My depraved sense of humor and inexplicably poor choices.

 

[hulmule]

deep water

 

[HardRunner85]

Elephant kick to the head.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

false negative

 

[Taegul]

Groping a Grizzly bear.

 

[done_got_old]

Hoping off a balcony on the 35th floor.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Inserting your penis in a chipper shredder

 

[DeckardNYC]

Jumping with joy at the edge of a cliff

 

[mnbreastluver]

Kicking a Rino in the balls

 

[done_got_old]

Licking an arsenic lollipop

 

[mnbreastluver]

Masturbating with a bad heart

 

[done_got_old]

Nailing your head to the wall.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Opening a can of those nuts that has one of those snakes that jump out at you on the edge of a cliff

 

[Jada59]

Poison

 

[mnbreastluver]

Quacking like a duck during hunting season.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Roasting your nuts on an open fire